Tuesday, July 17, 2018

Deep Thoughts

Maxine Waters and Nana Pelosi - PLEASE run on the Democrat ticket for president in 2020.  The debates would be Comedic Gold !  Maybe even better in 2024.

I asked my wife for a hummer.  She belted out Battle Hymn of the Republic.

With birds, it's Hummers and Woodies - among others. With computers it's hard drives, floppy disks, bits, bytes, and nibbles (half an 8 bit byte) . God does have a sense of humor.

Sheriff Israel and Assistant AG Rosenstein.  Two examples of why you never put beady eyed people in positions of power. Or Influence - which brings to mind Wolfey Blitzkreig and Chris Wallace.

We Love Everyone the Left Hates.  They are helping steer our ship and don't even know it, the dummies.

Kim Jong Un has issued a public alert notice to all military members and officials stating that all DLTNs (Dear Leader Thoughts Notebooks) must have pages measuring at least 8 by 11 inches.


World media are speculating Kim has gotten his hands on some really good amphetamines (or maybe some Kimche Crack) and is about to start dictating at the speed of a Cheetah chasing a drunken Andrea Mitchell through a rice paddy.

Notice to all liberals.  You will be declared illegal by the Brett Kavanaugh enhanced Supreme Court.  This is a public service announcement and the ACLU required advisory is for you to start packing your shit now for an extended stay outside of the USA.

Hummingbirds use spiders web to reinforce their thimble shaped nests.  Their nests are always constructed to be works of art and unique.


 Have you ever felt this awkward ?


A new social media platform - Openbook, will be coming on line to give an option to the world to trash their accounts with the Nazi, anti-American, Censoring POS platform facebook.  Join soon and tell your friends where your new page is.

Surprise - it is now Cool to be racist !  Well against anti-American scum anyway.

Well, it's a slow news day here at Kid Central - Seems the world is obsessed with 'the summit'. Apparently, there was a summit somewhere.






30 comments :

  1. "Liberals declared illegal?" Bliss! I've been laughing at the Kim pictures of pointing his fingers around a job site and complaining it's not built fast enough, etc.., thinking "What the heck? Did Trump teach him how to BUILD when they were together?" :-)

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    1. Trump is teaching him much Z, but it has to filter down to the subordinates.

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  2. Kid...Kool...I knew I was KOOL... when I saw the light shine on me and Ovomit said...fock dem brudders killing each other.
    I figgered if it was OK for the HNIC and the CBC & the NAACP...hell...I'll join them and not give a rats ass either. And when her majesty, QUEEN OF THE NASTY, A NOT SO LONE RANGER OF THE 10 IQ BRIGADES, Mother flickin Maxine ordering her BLM troops to the streets and rain DOWN hell fire with some nice local rioting like when she fully supported her filthy ghetto boyz in da hood to burn down LA Central back in 94.
    SO NOW...take the pledge and be a member of the new KLAN...IN TAN. Then we'll sniff, snerf, and all "get along" thanks to the sacrifices of that shining knight of ghetto hero-dom...Rodney King.

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    1. IMP, I'm with ya man. Let's get dis here ting On.

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    2. Society has to learn once and for all the difference between NIGGERS and NEGROES. MAXINE WATERS is definitely a NIGGER, whereas CONDOLEEZZA RICE is a NEGRO or a NEGRESS, if you prefer.

      Some of the finest people in TV and radio commentary ad news analysis are NEGROES. Walter Williams, Larry Elder, Harris Failkner, DeRoy Murdock, Star Parker, John McWhorter, Dr. Ben Carson, and a growing number of others I'm sorry I can't name specifically belong in this august category.

      Mark Levin had one such fellow on his Sunday night show on FOX at ten o'clock last week. A wonderful man of mature years. I'm only sorry I was unable to catch, his name.

      So I think it's very important to learn and accenturate the great difference between NEGROES and NIGGERS, A NEGRO is not a NIGGER and vice versa.

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    3. WHOOPI GOLDBERG by the way is definitely a NIGGER.

      In fact she is a genuine NIGGER BITCH.

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    4. Can you imagine Ted Danson spending a few YEARS with that beast? Wow..

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    5. Actually I CAN. Danson is an ultra-leftist who probably felt a compelling need to do PENANCE for NOT being a Negro. He needed to exorcise the terrible stigma of havng been born into an innately superior, more advanced and accomplished human tribe than the mouthy Black Bitch.

      I only wonder how he was able to stand the SMELL all those years. UGH!

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    6. Gotta be something like that Franco. God what a disgusting thought.

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  3. We have climbed 'the summit' and am ready for the next media outrage. I drink it in like a fine wine. and tell that Hummingbird that a nest, no matter how fancy, is just a place to keep your stuff.

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    1. DaBlade, Given your own Don Juan status with the ladies, I would have guessed you knew that if you want a quality partner, you absolutely must have a good nest. And hummingbirds, if you didn't know, spend 99% of their time drinking nectar and having sex, the other 1% is resting up.

      Isn't is amazing how low the media has gotten. We're not talking limbo, we're talking digging a hole, and planting dynamite at the bottom while standing in it and lighting the fuse. I will be gobsmacked if America votes for this shit.

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  4. We Love Everyone the Left Hates. They are helping steer our ship and don't even know it, the dummies.

    Yep.

    Grab the popcorn, and sit back for the show.

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    1. AOW, Like Dysfunctional Cincinnati drivers, I only yell at a couple, the rest I laugh at.

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    1. Bunkerville, I do believe Putin is focused on elevating the standard of living in Russia (most live in effeciency apts in huge apt blocks) and that takes money. He is focused on bringing money into Russia, which for now may include selling S400's to Iran and such but I do think he wants a more world friendly way to jack up Russia's GDP. I could be wrong.

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    2. I believe you are probably right. One thing for sure is we fail to appreciate how many time Europe has attempted to take all of their stuff... and those from the East as well have knocked at their door. So their distrust of the West is well founded.

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    3. Bunk, True. And if you look at the comment section of any article ion RT.com, it is clear the Russian people do not like America. They may not have a problem with Americans but they don't like the USA or Jewish people

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  6. I think you should have your own radio program. Any news recently from Won Hung Low?

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    1. Mustang, I can't talk that long. I tried to get Imp to go in on a show with me a while back as I think it would be hilarious. He's real smart and I'm like Clack, one of the tappet Brothers from that car radio show that was on a while back. I could push him into getting angry then we could have some sound effects of him beating me with a rubber hose or something, then we start up again but the content would be interesting I think.

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    2. Mustang, almost forgot. Hung Lo and Sweet Cherryot are on assignment collecting and delivering the remains of US casualties of the Korean war to staging points for delivery back to the US. They're good people.

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  7. I think it would be hilarious if you and DaBlade called in to our radio show some Saturday.

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    1. Ed, it just might. Let's keep it in mind but Saturdays are tight around here. (What time is it on?) and of course you'd have to coordinate the two of us calling in around the same time which would be like one of those handheld games where you try to get all the little BB's in their holes at the same time.

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    2. I'm off this weekend. I'll message you guys.

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    3. Ha! Must be sweeps week! :)

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  8. Do we deserve a non-elected President?
    See my comment at AOW.

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    1. TS/WS. I saw your comment there. Answer - No. That is one thing that should be changed. Imagine a democrat speaker and a republican white house that gets decimated two days into its term. Good Lord ! Kind of fortunately for the short term, Ryan is out, and let's see who replaces him. It won't be a dem but will it be a rino?

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  9. Just as a point of interest:

    I never new hummingbirds built such beautiful little nests much less held them together with spider webbing. Nature can be so incredibly beautiful its astonishing sometimes.

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