Monday, June 4, 2018

Breaking (shocking) News ! N Korea. Top 3 Military Officials Replaced !

North Korea's top three military officials have been removed from their posts, a senior U.S. official told Reuters on Sunday, as U.S. President Donald Trump and North Korean leader Kim Jong Un (un not oon) prepare to meet on June 12 in Singapore. The U.S. official, who spoke on condition of anonymity, was commenting on a report by South Korea's Yonhap news agency that all three of the North's top military officials were believed to have been replaced.
"The North appears to have brought in new figures amid the changes in inter-Korean relations and the situation on the Korean Peninsula as the previous officials lacked flexibility in thinking," an intelligence source said, South Korean news agency Yonhap reported.
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The U.S. official did not identify the three military officials. Yonhap identified them as defense chief Pak Yong Sik; Ri Myong Su, chief of the Korean People's Army's (KPA) general staff; and Kim Jong Gak, director of the KPA's General Political Bureau.
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Citing an unnamed intelligence official, Yonhap said No Kwang Chol, first vice minister of the Ministry of People's Armed Forces, had replaced Pak Yong Sik as defense chief, while Ri Myong Su was replaced by his deputy, Ri Yong Gil. No is considered a moderate in the North Korea leadership, Yonhap reported.

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No Kwang Chol !?  Are you kidding me, that guy is very un-Chol! (according to unnamed source speaking on condition of anonimacrappity)
 
Add these individuals to General Dong and General Wang which we know about from past secret transmissions and we having big times shakeups North of 38th parallel !

What might be happening here ?  Based upon my inside sources, none of these clowns followed protocol when engaging the Comfort Women's Forces, ordered by special decree from Kim Jung Un (not oon) Long Time ago.

It reads "Anytime being serviced by CWF's or PST6 (Comfort Womens Forces or Pleasure Squad Team 6) it is mandatory to sing and/or hum Andy Williams music.  In Example: While bedding beautiful CWS or PST6, must sing "Moooon Rivver, Wider than a mire... I'm Clossing you in Style.. Some days.. Do dooo DEE DOO De DOOOOOO, DOoOOO de doo.. Doo de doo de dooo.. de doo."  Unless name is Kim Jong Un.

We find Newly Minted Top General Hung Lo watching youtubes of Andy Williams and committing lyrics and melodies to memory.

At same time, wife of Hung Lo on computer buying life insurance policy from Progressive Ins Co.

In other DPRK News. 

Kim Jong Un getting golfer lessons, trying to duplicate dad's 11 holes in one in first game so he can impress Great Tweeter.

Information probably gonna be light until Great Tweeter Meeting mid-June.
 

12 comments :

  1. "...three military officials have been removed from their posts" ...and were never heard from again. Nobody ever gets to retire in NK or are simply "removed from their post". They usually are shot by a missile or drawn and quartered and fed to the dogs, or some other macabre and creative form of execution.

    You document many examples of moderation taking place in ramp up to Trump's visit, culminating in a much anticipated "winner-take-all nukes" golf match. I am reminded of Bruce Lee's Enter the Dragon. This is gonna be epic!

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    1. Mista Blade, Much moderation going on in land of DPRK, especially propaganda resources department run by Kim Jong Un sister who never smile. I didn't bother reporting on country wide hugs marathons and cheek kissing booths. We see how turn out. Yes, Bruce Lee Enter Dragon, or maybe Game of Death more in line with negotiation marathon. All depend on Great Tweeter, Great Reader, and Dinner Menu at resort near Singapore. Hopes no bad sushi there.
      Did you notice Melania not plan to attend? I bet many Won Amerlican Filth Media report President Trump not take wife because of plan to be attended by CWS and PST6...You take bet?

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  2. Defining an optimist: any military officer who achieves the rank of general and who thinks he'll be able to retire some day. Rots of ruck, generals Sik, Su, and Gak. If they're lucky, maybe they can open up a law firm in Barbados.

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    1. Mustang, I was hoping they open up driving school and weight watchers clinic in Cincinnati.

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  3. Verrry worreed again about General..at least could they be sent to island somewhere? China have many new islands. Made just for General.. waiting to heer news.

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    1. Bunk, we will hope best for Hung Lo. He seem like nice guy, plus married to nice petite N Korean girl who plays piano, sews very colorful costumes for self and mens boxers for husband. Also Kimchi chef and former child movie star. Hung Lo study hard and might make it. Plus I'm running out of humor names for DPRK Generals.

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  4. DaBlade beat me to those conclusions.

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    1. Ed, no doubt lead content in Flint water give DaBlade advantage... do not feel slighted.

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    2. Ha! I hardly twitch at all any mo-mo-mo.... more.

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  5. I think that Trump should postpone the NoKo meeting in Singapore so the Eagles can meet him at the WH when it's more convenient to THEM, as they asked, don't you? :-)

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    1. Z, I think the Eagles should relocate to the Sudan so most of them feel more at home. :-)

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