California now requires the following individuals to be Board Members of any corporation doing business in California: Drag Queen, Transexual, Pedophile, Native Indian, Illegal Alien, Morbidly Obese, Shoplifter, Sexual Predator. Democrats who make up the majority in these categories are not sure they want the positions "We gonna havta work?" exclaims most.
Sign language interpreters are now required in any business dealing with the public, and given a minimum wage of $15. Meals in restaurants triple in price. Worst of all none of the sign language givers know what the hell they're doing as in this report from Tampa.
Moving on....
People tattooed when they were fat, but are now old and skinny, look like Jackson Pollock paintings.
Rape now to be referred to as a Snuggle Struggle to ease the trauma associated with the event.
With shoplifting no longer a crime, homeless people in San Francisco and other democrat controlled cities are now dressed in Armani suits and $2,000 dresses with fake furs, wearing Rolex watches and Tiffany jewelry.
Russia attacks the USA in a merciless attack as soon as they realize that the child protective mechanisms on all the USA's nuclear sub firing systems is too complicated for America's boat crews to operate.
If this wasn't bad enough, it has been reported that bombardiers on B-52 nuclear strike aircraft are all transexual by order of the current CinC Joe Biden, and during military practice exercises, the aircraft have overflown their targets by hundreds of miles. Reason? The bombardiers were locked in the aircraft's lavatories screaming "FIVE MINUTES!!" everytime someone tried to get them out and back to station.
Mitch McChuckles declares he will not vote to confirm Supreme Court Nominee Jackson. Democrats all laugh and yell "Pffft! Who gives a rat's fluffy behind !"
From the Babylon bee - 12 ways to tell if you're a woman.
FBI spokesman says "we're kinda sorry..." on condition of anonymity because he is "not allowed to speak of such things" when it is discovered that millions would not have voted for Biden if details of Hunter's laptop would have been released in the months leading up to the election instead of them sitting on it.
The spokesman added "We also kinda screwed up by practically putting the guy who brought it in out of business.
When a Harvard educated candidate for the Supreme Court Nominee can’t tell a man from a woman without a biology degree, I would submit we no longer need worry about gender equality. But I certainly think that we have reached the Bottom of the Barrel.
ReplyDeleteImo, the dems do this kind of stuff on purpose trying to incite the right. It started with obama giving the finger to America and now stuff like this is scripted to incite.
DeletePersonally, I'm not playing but then I've just been watching the freak show for years now anyway.
Note the INSANE sign language people. Huh.
ReplyDeleteGeeezix LSP, they're all over the place.
DeleteBeing able to “release” pent up anger is important. So I wonder, are deaf people able to curse in sign language? If not, is there anyone they can sue about this?
ReplyDeleteMustang, well, you got your finger salute, then the Italian hand to the inside elbow to simulate making burger patties aw a potential career for the person you're talking to, then you have the turn around move while pointing to your butt and moving your lower jaw in a 'bite me' expression of love.
DeleteThen there is one a little complicated to do involving hands, lips, and butt that indicates "That's what your mom said in the motel room last night. At least I think that's what she said. There were 4 other guys there. And her mouth was full."
That one usually kicks things up a notch.
There is always someone to sue.
DeleteIt looks like in addition to Biden family corruption we have out right treason.
ReplyDeleteHow come the family members are not in prison?
The Biden family is an international criminal organization that makes the Mafia look like local street hoods.
Anybody that voted for Biden is a real idiot.
Democratic Immunity.
DeleteBiden’s FBI and DOJ aren't doing anything wrong or corrupt. I know this because they investigated themselves and they found nothing.
ReplyDeleteRIGHT ON !!
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Thanks C/CS !
DeleteCan anyone have a worse job than doing sign language for translating a speech by Biden?
ReplyDeleteAnd I wonder if those notes we are seeing on FOX today , typed verbatim notes for Biden to read as answers to what the reporters will ask, are given to the sign language folks so they can just read and sign!???!!!
DeleteI can think of worse jobs Bunk, but I sure see your point. :)
DeleteOh my, the sign language craze. Insanity rises and you can see it on their crazed sign faces.
ReplyDeleteThat's gotta be a sign LSP !
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