LOTS and LOTS and LOTS and LOTS of language. Take my word for it.
Let me add that I Love Golf. Golf courses are mostly built these days on top of land fills.
I will also say that you can learn more about a person playing a round of golf with them than you ever would going to parties with them for 18 years.
Golf is competition with yourself, not the golf course or the other players.
I like golf, too. When I'm not on the course, that is. I am so shitty at it, and I have known how to play for over 40 years now. Never broke 100. I shot an honest 106 once about 20 years ago. Man, I was on FIRE!! I think back on the best round of my lifetime (106, did I mention this fantastic score, yet?), I only had a measly two or three snowmen on my card. There was some golfin' going on that day, yesiree Bob.
ReplyDeleteFredd, as long as you enjoyed playing that's all that's needed.
DeleteDon't bother to play golf, just go to the nearest driving range, tee up, and pretend each ball you wallop is Hillary Clinton's, Nancy Pelosi's, or Elizabeth Warren's head.
ReplyDeleteThat ought to give you all the stress relief you need for at least 24 hours. };^)>
FT We could add a bunch of names to that list.
DeleteYOWZAH! Feel free to add at will.
DeleteFT, OK, how about the entire democrat party politicians and officials, and media servants. I swear when joey biden said the repubblekins "would put you back in chains" to the black people in the 2012 election, I wanted to.... and still do.
DeleteOkay as long as you include Mitch McConnell, John Boehner, Paul Ryan, John McCain, Mitt Romney, Bob Dole, Bill Kristol, Rich Lowry, and every owner, and member of the New York Times and Washington Post's editorial boards and the rest of the stinking rotten thing I call the ENEMEDIA.
DeleteCount me in FT
DeleteRobin Williams and George Carlin are two of my all time favorite funny people. Golf? Too slow for me. I prefer tennis, although I don't have anyone to play with now. I don't even like doubles tennis 'cause I had a tendency to run over my partner trying to hit the ball back. Competitive nature - I haz it!
DeleteAdrienne, Robin was so excellent. Jonathon Winters was his idol and was also. George Carlin had So much good stuff but got pretty dark later on. Not saying he wasn't on target, but it did border on comedy vs preaching.
DeleteHave you played golf? No way you can appreciate it without playing. Yea, otherwise, the most boring thing you can imagine lol. My vision of Heaven is golf with a caddy. Seriously. :)
Have you seen this Carlin? My favorite!
Honestly, I have been playing this every 6 months at least for the last 8 years or so.
Adrienne, I have also been insanely competitive. Everything from soup to nuts. We may be perfect for each other in the next one eh?
DeleteMy husband loves golf. Once upon a time I expressed a desire to learn how to play and he almost broke a leg to buy me a set of clubs. It didn't work out. He ended up yelling too much because I was clobbering the ball. I was used to tennis and also very competitive by nature. The moral is get a golf couch who isn't your husband.
DeleteCube, Very good advice. Unless it is me. The only time I yelled at my wife on the course is when she was starting to walk into a very recently drained fairway side lake to get her ball. She would have literally disappeared in that mud. It may have killed us both.
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