A Poem

The Oval Office is bugged by Russia, China, and all the Intel agencies

Emperor penguin says Damn it's cold

Can't I just take a pill

Everything is on sale

Pawn to King 4

Humidity is very low

The car needs an oil change

George Orwell and Albert Einstein are laughing like hell

No one is listening, let's do a rant or three into thin air

The birds are hungry

Now there's an interesting project

Peter Ustinov and his cats

Real estate is guaranteed to go up in value, Gold not so much

Spiders prefer Bach

Arch Stanton

Well boys, Nuclear combat, toe to toe with the Ruskies.

Favorite color Alizarin Crimson 

She loves you yea, yea yea

If you have to shoot, shoot, Don't talk.

The rain in Spain... who cares

Don't go in there

Anyone have nail clippers?

Set SCE to AUX

Fishnet stockings? Yes

There's an App for that

No! Not the 3 wood !

Here kitty kitty

If I had a nickel for every tweet I didn't write.

And just a pinch of.... Oops

Take your meds

This side toward enemy

Don't go in there

Les Paul Custom

Just a jump to the left

Harcourt Fenton Mud !

This poem is not environmentally friendly

I did that yesterday

Working Class Hero

Last House on the Left

Pinball Wizard

Do what you like

Ding Dong Betty long

Nukes have saved many lives

You're so beautiful to me.

Crumbs

Water !

Show me where

Say When

Whaddya mean For My Wednesday, isn't it everyone's Wednesday?

I want to Contact people, I don't want to reach out to them

Oh geeez, look at that

The snake he's long, seven mile

She was a smart girl and quite pleasant

New tires

That Darn Cat !

Rooms to let 50 cent

Well, I was just seventeen

If you know what I mean

Bring in some wood

May not matter a hundred years from now

I'll do that for ya

Put that away

Now I regret it

There's always tomorrow, a tomorrow for everyone

Periodic table, Andy Warhol, Sticky Gloves

Marilyn Monroe as a furnished apartment

Eureka

I'd love a back scratch

It ain't No Thing

I ain't no Creatchter

He ain't heavy

Yabba Dabba Do

You can't please all the people all the damn time

Bye Bye American Pie