Novella, Chapter 4

Novella Chapter One

Novella Chapter Two

Novella Chapter Three

As mentioned in the previous episode of the Saving America Novella and similar to the Global Seed Vault in Norway, hundreds of thousands of 1 milliliter capture stores of Donald J Trump Sperm had been carefully captured by a cast of Porn Stars and Playboy Models over the years and stored in secret underground sperm banks not far away from the Global Seed storage facility in Norway, and oddly unbeknownst to the Norwegians.  Don't tell em.   The sperm samples were stored in black plastic coffee stirrers just like ABS (American Breeder Services) use to store bull semen. (One had to be careful in their break rooms when getting a cup of coffee.  Lot of practical jokers there.

 And Whatever you do, don't tell AOC about this company, not until the kids knock her off anyways)

It was a total black ops mission conducted by an unknown SEAL team known in secret as SEAL Team 1313 Mockingbird Lane.  An unusual name to be sure but more secure to prying eyes and those not easily drawn to conspiracy theories.  They referred to their group as  ST1313ML.  You know how the military people are hopelessly addicted to acronyms - especially current and former Marines and Specialty Forces.

So, the sheep and goats were trained to identify and dispatch the enemy foreign and domestic, the goats actually acquired a taste for the blood of the enemy and mostly took care of the bodies, the A-team women were lining up to be inseminated and give birth to DJ Trump breeding stock babies who were actually born with little American Flags in their adorable little hands and things were running along smoothly to say the least.

Occasionally, some person, young or old would point, squeal and shout "Climate Change!" or "Cultural Appropriation!" or "Islamophobe!", or "Transgender Rights!" or "Racist!" or "Mysoginist!" or any number of other meaningless terms brought upon us by the population of the left, the progressives, the democrats, the communist sympathizers, now simply referred to as Tards.  (As a society, we shun multi-syllable terms, especially when describing 'Tards').  When such an individual declared their diseased mental condition by expressing these terms or acting stupidly in an activist manner they would receive a 2 hour review by a jury of their peers then be shot and dropped off somewhere in fly over country for the wildlife to consume.  Occasionally they'd be air-dropped into New York City, or San Francisco, or Portland as a gentle reminder to the Tards that there could be consequences for being a stupid dumbass.

Almost seemed too good to be true.

But there were still flies in the ointment.  Federal Judges were still pulling law out of their asses, and the Supreme Court was still needed to translate and rule on the Constitution in areas which should be obvious to even dead squirrels and clams embedded in wet sand and warm water.

A constitutional Convention was formed to resolve issues with the Constitution that were somehow confusing to a host of easily confused individuals with mixed agendas.

Some changes were made.

The 2nd Amendment was re-written to read:  Under no circumstance will any person living or dead be denied the right to own any type of firearm they so choose to protect their life, their home, or the life or home of any other person they decide to protect unless they have used a firearm while committing a violent crime.  (Really an unneeded clause since those people will suffer the death penalty within 30 days of conviction, but still) All non-violent felons will have the explicit right to carry a weapon openly or concealed and also will have the right to brandish any weapon in the face of any potential attackers. This amendment cannot be brought before the Supreme Court or any court, state or local for review.  It is clear and final.  Any governmental official enacting any process to interfere with this inalienable right will be stripped, put in stocks in town center and made available to the public at large for a righteous spanking with various spanking tools hanging on the stocks for use by interested parties for a period not less than 10 days and not more than 20 days.

Additionally, all children from preschool through university will be required to take and receive passing grades in the subject of Firearm Safety for every type of firearm available at the time of testing.  Rule 1 - If you find a firearm, go get an adult.

A new amendment was added:  The government, federal, state, and local will pass no legislation that affects the citizens but not themselves.  Also no legislation will be passed that affects them but not the citizen.

Other Constitutional laws which somehow found their way to the Supreme Court in various cases originating in the daily lives of Americans will similarly be clarified to the point that even a worm with a half brain cell can understand and translate effectively.

Judges ruling on cases that affect the entire populace of the USA will have their decisions referred to the Supreme Court before becoming effective.  The judges who have in excess of 30% of their decisions reversed by the SC will be summarily hung by gallows, executed by firing squad, or electrocuted according to their preference within 24 hours after the SC ruling.

There is lots more to do and deal with.  Tards were still unacceptably plentiful and this had to be corrected.

467,344 laws on the books were immediately identified for termination and would be eliminated and every new law made required that two current laws had to be shit canned. 

Most civil grievances would be heard in short order by thousands of AI robot versions of Judge Judy who would make a final determination without lawyers being involved.  Lawyers became as rare as American brick layers and landscapers.  This was a good thing.

Well, as stated, lots more to deal with.  I can't wait for Chapter 5 !