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One might say I've had enough of the news flow.
I think you covered it well, Kid. However, I had to stop printing after the machine started spewing smoke.
ReplyDeleteAdrienne. LOL ! Send me a bill if your printer is damaged.
DeleteWell, heck, this screed made more sense than most stuff I read!!
ReplyDeleteThanks So Much Z !
DeleteSecret - That last bit 'Somebody give me a cheeseburger' Come from a Steve Miller tune called Livin in the USA. Ain't it the truth. I sure enjoyed livin in the USA a hell of a lot more in those days than I do now.
Kerouac lives!
ReplyDeleteI 2nd Ducky and my, what a handy firelighter! Don't say Ginsberg.
ReplyDeleteLSP, I call her Ruth Buzzard
ReplyDeleteKid, I think LSP may have been referring to the so-called "poet" from the SICK-sties, Alan Ginsberg who wrote a hideous travesty of ars poeticacalled HOWL. The last line of Ginsberg's snotty, iconoclastic little opus was, if I remember rightly,
Delete"AMERICA! FUCK YOU and your ATOM BOMB!"
Ducky, of course, would know if I quoted Ginsberg correctly, because the putrid cultural excrement produced in the SICK-sties has been meat and drink to him all his life.
I have had my own version of this for many years.
ReplyDeleteWHEN YOUR DOWN AND OUT, LIFT UP YOUR HEAD AND SHOUT:
OHCHRISTOHSHITOHPISSOHSUCKOHFUCKOHSCREWOHCUNTOHTITOFFARTOHBITCHOHBASTARDBRASSIERE!
Obscene, of course, but what isn't these days? Anyway that pretty well covers it for me.
And by the way:
+... MERRY ...+... CHRISTMAS! ...+