Saturday, December 9, 2017

DPRK Examines Political Climate in USA

Greatest Leader: General Wang!

GW : Right Here Greatest Reader and Wide Awake !

GL: Good. Look how screwed ups America is.  Sexual assualt in government costing them millions of dollars !  If they had comfort women service like DPRK, it all be free and Congress peoples have pick of thousands of women !

GW: Exacerly Dearest Leader.  You Genius !

GL: I'm knows it ! Double Time !

GL: General Wang where should we target first nuclear bomb in America?  I'm on pins and needers here !

GW: I'm thinks Flint Michigan. They never expect it Dearest Leader ! Plus all lead pipes in Flint MI get blasted all over USA destroying brains of all Americans !

GL: General Wang - Take new medal off shelf and stick on uniform somewhere !  That is pure smartystuff !

GW: Thinks to self.... (I'm knows it Greatest Leader !)

6 comments :

  1. WHAAA!!!??? Fallout in Ypsi!
    Bring it, General Wang. You don't know what tough is until you try messing with Flint. Our street corner comfort women could storm Pyongyang :)

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  2. Ok but there could be hundreds of dollars in damage.

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