Friday, January 19, 2018

In The News in The Year Of Our Lord 2018 on January 19th

Pentagon says that now that IS IS is now Was Was, we are focusing on the Russians and the Chinese.

James Mattis tells us that the Russins have excellent vodka and hookers and the
Chinese make an excellent hangover cure called Dim Sum.

Harvard Law School professor Lawrence Lessig says there’s still a scenario in which Hillary Clinton becomes president.  This is the kind of shit your kid is going into debt 100 grand to listen to.

A candidate for the Democratic presidential nomination himself, Mr. Lessig envisioned a 
scenario in which President Trump resigns or is impeached due to even the slightest Russia collusion connection to his campaign, then Vice President Mike Pence 
resigns or is impeached, and House Speaker Paul D. Ryan — who would be next 
in line — nominates Mrs. Clinton to be his vice president, and then steps aside to let her have the job.

If that isn't enough to prove the mental retardation of this Harvard professor, let's recognize that everyone on the face of the Earth is well aware of the rock solid evidence
of the clinton collusion with Russia in the 2016 campaign.
As well - let's realize that when democrats are squawking about Trump's potential physical health issues, we all know that security/medical people are dragging the clinton beast up steps or picking her up to toss her into her van to head to the next destination - probably Walmart 
for a few more cases of adult diapers.

Democrats fail in impeachment bid hours before shutdown.

A smallish collection of racist and insane democrat congresspersons has once again failed to get any support for initiating impeachment proceedings on the greatest president America has known in over 100 years.  They now demand cookies, ice cream, coloring books, play-doh and counselors to help them through this latest crisis.

Televangelist Kenneth Copeland thanks donors, Jesus for buying him a private jet.

Who in the hell sends a televangelist money.  Who? 
Folks, kneel beside your bed at night and thank God for all you have, then pray for what you don't and keep your money.


MLB players balk at proposed 18 minute pitch clock.

Major League pitchers are balking at a time restriction on when they must throw the next pitch.
Mets pitcher Mohammed Ali Achmed, El Newark complains "This is hardly enough time to give my nuts a good scratch and extract more camel fleas 
from my beard before I must throw ball again .  Praise be to allah".

Nana Pelosi calls GOP budget bill Doggy Doo.  Your last 2 heartbeats away from the Oval Office contender.

 Nana Pelosi, determined to avoid having anyone think she might be sane has gone off 
into another meaningless rant about things she knows nothing about.
In a related story from across the pond, UK;s Tory MP's apparently have little problem sending their secretaries out to shop for sex toys and have their MP's describe their breasts as 'sugar tits' without consequence..
"Oh how I wish we could do that here in America" exclaimed Nancy Pelosi.

New Director of the Consumer Financial Protection Thingamabob, Mr Mulvaney has sent in a SHOCKING budget request for 2018.

They are requesting $0.00.

Lots of Sports News !

Who gives a shit.

Trump to meet with British Prime Minister at Swiss Conference.

Big Sex Romp planned at secret Swiss Hotel.  Theresa May hopes President Trump will bring sex toys and give her a 
rousing spanking with a copy of the latest Forbes magazine.

Trump Travel cost taxpayers 13 million over the last year says watchkitty group.

At 13 mil a year that's about 104 million over 8 years.  Over 800 million less than the obama's spent on travel.  But don't let that derail your hate for Trump and "rich people".

Afghanistan tells USA  'Don't get your camels upset over a government shutdown.  We shutdown our government 16 years ago and it's still no big deal.

Self-explanatory (And stolen from Duffel Blog)

Yea, that convicted traitor bradley manning is running for Senate somewhere.

What will tomorrow's news bring?






28 comments :

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  2. Now I've got sex toys popping up in my google ads after looking for that Tory story to see how true it is.
    I also get to explain to my wife why she is seeing them....

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    1. It seems no one follows my free advice ON how to stop that rot from appearing ED....the browser extension is called GHOSTERY....IT'S FREE and be easily modified to allow say FB coments if youy desire as well as Discus...you trun it on and off at wil. It's flipping excellent. AdBlock or what ever its called is crap. If you don't like it...it uninstalls in a snap or you can just disable it if you like waiting a half hour for your page to load with nonsense ads, video and bloatware. And it's free for every browser out there.. Why anyone still uses Google Chrome or Google search to feed these fascist bastards is beyond me. There is a way to fight backED.

      THIS IS A FREE PSA FROM ME. AND NON POLITICAL.

      I would like to see KID place a link to it on his sidebar up top and prominent too? As a public service?

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    2. Ed, If you didn't find the link Here It Is!

      In addition to IMP's excellent suggestion, you can also open an incognito window and none of that stuff carries across.

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    3. Ed said,"I also get to explain to my wife why she is seeing them [ads for sex toys] ...."

      Ed, how can you be absolutely sure it wasn't SHE who solicited these ads, hmmmmmmm?

      ];^}>

      Okay, you can stop laughing now.

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    4. Thanks all. There's also incognito mode.

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    5. FT, Why didn't I think of that? I suspect it would never occur to me Mrs Ed would need a sex toy with Ed around...

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    6. I have a wry sense of humor, Kid, bordering-on-but-not-really-qualifying-as cynical.

      Must come from my being an honest-to-God native New Yorker.

      Unlike too many New Yorkers today, however, I should be considered completely harmless. I got out of New York more than forty years ago, precisely because I could see what a rancid, viciously anti-Christian, anti-American, pro-Marxist place it had become.

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    7. FT, I never had any attraction for New York. Been there and no desire to go back. I'm more into natural beauty than cement forests.

      Otherwise, I just try to keep it light and hopefully humorous. There is enough of the other stuff to suit all of us.

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  3. OMGosh, Kid. You're in fine fiddle with this post.

    MAGA Day today. God bless President Trump. Let's all say it together:

    President. President,President,President,President,President,President,President,President,President,President, President,President,President,President,President,President,President...

    Donald J. Trump!!!

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    1. Adrienne, I think it's in fine fettle, but yes, Kid is in it whichever way it's said ;)

      In my book it's MAGA cubed.

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    2. Thanks so much Adrienne and Cube.

      MAGA MAGA MAGA MAGA MAGA MAGA MAGA MAGA MAGA MAGA MAGA MAGA MAGA MAGA MAGA MAGA MAGA MAGA MAGA MAGA MAGA MAGA MAGA MAGA MAGA MAGA MAGA MAGA MAGA MAGA MAGA MAGA MAGA MAGA MAGA MAGA MAGA MAGA MAGA MAGA MAGA MAGA MAGA MAGA MAGA MAGA MAGA MAGA MAGA MAGA MAGA MAGA MAGA MAGA !!!!!!

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    3. Wow, that's MAGA to the 54th power.

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  4. Hey, Kid! If this is SATIRE authored by your fertile brain, it deserves an International Recognition for Meritorous Achievement.

    If it should be the TRUTH, however, we may have moved far beyond the place where even GOD could still help us.

    At any rate, REALITY seems more like SAtIRE or PARODY every day, doesn't it?

    We live in SCARY times to be sure, –– but then, hasn't EVERYBODY ALWAYS?

    The truly INSANE are now in the habit of regarding the few sane people left as INSANE. Unfortunately, today the LUNATICS are leading the Band and sitting in most of the Driver's Seats everywere we look, EXCEPT the Trump White House.

    May God protect President Trump's rump –– and every other part of his anatomy

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    1. FT, Most of it is real news. Yes, as Orwell said, "The further a society rifts from the truth, the more it will hate those who speak it."

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    2. Orwell was a dismal, very depressing chap, but I have to admit he said just about everything that needs to be said about human nature, politics and governance.

      I've often wondered why the rest of bother to do anything but quote Orwell, haven't you? };^)>

      The Great Mystery about Orwell to me has to do with his self-identification as a LEFTIST when in fact he brilliantly and poignantly evokes the unfailingly nightmarish result of Heglian-Marxist Philosophy once it is fully implemented.

      If you have anything to say about Orwell's notably humorless, apparently oxymornic worldview or his tragic death at 47, I'd be happy to hear it.

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    3. FT, I think some Conservatives wrongly identify as leftists, Not progressives, lefties.

      Orwell did Much better than Nostradamus imo.

      Orwell's death at 47? Hmm, shit happens?

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  5. This is the kind of shit your kid is going into debt 100 grand to listen to.

    With that much debt, the brainwashed student is literally too heavily invested in insanity to repudiate all the crap he learned in college.

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    1. AOW, "too heavily invested in insanity" OOoooh, what a delicious point you make.

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    1. Unbelievable about Comey. What college students are going into debt for just boggles the mind. Also, Henry Alford and I like that you didn't split the infinitive :)

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    2. AOW, Comey - It's what the left does isn't it?

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    3. I have a former student at W&M. I hope that he doesn't take Comey's course. But, honestly, I wouldn't be surprised to learn that W&M makes Comey's course a required course.

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    4. AOW, Yep, that's how your hardcore commie works.

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  7. Kid does it again and reinforces why 'The Diary' is my most trusted source of news! (and laughs :)
    This just in... Shortly after Chucky Schmucky Schumer stated that negotiating with Trump was like negotiating with 'jello', Bernie Sanders was rushed to the psych ward and was spotted strapped to a gurney mummbling something about "free jello pudding pops!" Coincidence?

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    1. Thank you Much Mr Blade. Can I entice you to be my official source for Instagram news?

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    2. Whether you want it or not!

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