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Truly one of my most favorite comics.

Free Income For Everyone Aged 21 to 65. Yippeeeeeeeeee !

The Basic Income Plan

How would it work?
It’s exactly how it sounds. The government would mail every American over the age of 21 a check each month. That’s it. Everyone is free to do what they like with it.

Pro's:

• It would keep me from having to shoot people with no income from showing up at my house intending to steal food and otherwise pillage.  There are plenty of jobs available, but there are also 91 million people of working age not looking for work.  Because they're on unlimited employment.  That leaves far too many available for target practice in a house (ours) with too many soft points.
• The article states - It would eliminate "all" the other money giveaway programs, (at least for a couple years until the democrat vermin re-instated them because of idiot losers who would spend the check day one and become a zombie apocolypse burden on society (Read: Victim) once again.) 

Cons:

• There has never been a libtard plan that has benefited America or Americans.
• There has never been a libtard plan that hasn't cost 20 times as much and destroyed the situation in the process.
• The article states "Giving all Americans...."  But you know that's bullshit right? They're already 'Giving" anyone who is here, including 50 million mexicans and some large number of muslim vermin scum that provides less than zero value here.  Or anywhere.  Those bastards don't even cut grass, lay brick, or operate restaurants.  Even if they did, who wants to subsist on rice and the parts of achmed's goat girlfriend.
• I know from my own younger days in Pittsburgh, many of the people I hung with were professional unemployment collectors. (work a job 3 months, get fired, go on 18 months UE, Rinse Repeat)  You know that many people 21 to 30 or later will take the free money, make some off the record cash, Party Party Party, and consider working for a living when they hit 35-40.  Maybe.  What will they do?  They have no experience and anything they learned in free college will be long forgotten.  The only job available to them will be President of the United States and as we know there is only one position available every 4 years. Nota Gonna Helpa.  These people will be useless for the rest of their lives.
• The working class will get extremely tired of paying for these extreme losers and the revenue stream intended to fund this unicorn powered nightmare from satan's bedroom of unlimited sandra fluke condoms will fall apart like john kerry at a 5th grade graduation test.
• Vladamir Putey Pute will come in, claim that 95% Americans begged for Russian control and take over the country while the UN performs a bowel movement in its pants and runs off to cry.

 Well that's all I feel like writing tonight about it. How far does one need to analyze a libtard initiative to understand how blindingly stupid and evil it is?  Feel free to add your own thoughts.

Well, Here's an Idea

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Let's get public figures abrasive to libtards involved in all things that they love to use.  Then let them boycott all those things and cry themselves to sleep every night because they've now bitten their fascist noses off of their fascist little faces.

I think it would be great.

Next Up.  Allen West with a board position with Apple. And Google. Lol.

Overdue for a Musical Interlude

When I was a young boy
Back in Avalon High
I used to gaze out
My classroom window and dream
And then go home and listen to Ray sing
"I believe to my soul" after school,
Oh that love that was within me
You know it carried me through
Well it lifted me up and it filled me
Meditation contemplation too
[Chorus:]
Oh we've got to go back
Got to go back
Got to go back
Got to go back
For the healing go on with the dreaming
Well there's people in the street
And the summer's almost here
We've got to go outside in the fresh air
And breathe while it's still clear
Breathe it in all the way down
To your stomach too
And breathe it out with a radiance
into the nightime air
We've got to go back..
Got my ticket at the airport
Well I guess I've been marking time
I've been living in another country
That operates along entirely different lines
Keep me away from porter or whiskey
Don't play anything sentimental it'll make me cry
I've got to go back my friend
Is there really any need to ask why
We've got to go back.

Speedy Galaxy

So, if it was always traveling at 7 million kilometers per hour, how did it ever acquire enough material to become a galaxy in the first place, and if it wasn't always traveling at such a speed, how did it accelerate ?

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General Motors is Professional Grade?? Really?

Maybe if we lower the standard to the level of the Russian made Yugo...

So, the current CEO of GM is in Congress to sit on the hot seat of massive recalls of Serious Issues.  Did you notice she took over just before these gross abuse issues came to light?

Where in the hell is the former CEO and the one before him and the one before him going back to around 2003 or so, when it was Obvious that there was a major issue with garbage ignition switches that would switch the car off whilst a person was driving it and likely needed it to remain on. 

Where are they?  Hell, they're enjoying their big salary and bonus cache, probably on a beach somewhere yukking it up.

Cars that turn off while driving.  Steering wheels that fall off the Cruze, (now Axle problems) while driving.  Friend of mine has some little chevy that was 2 years old.  They tried to insert the door key into the door and the lock just pushed inside the door and fell down behind the sheet metal to the bottom of the door.  I don't think Russia made a piece of shit that bad.
 
Put GM out of it's misery.  Create a new company and product line that its workers can be proud of and enjoy a robust career with.

You know GM is just getting started with the recalls here right?  And guess who is going to pay for all this?