Tuesday, February 5, 2019

Jupiter Fly By


Heck of a planet...

I saw No Pizza parlors.  Therefore, I have no interest in going there.

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  1. By Jove, he's got it!
    That's twice I got to use that line with you. :)

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  2. I woke up there one morning, many years ago, after an evening of learning about Sake. I haven't been back since.

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    1. It was Tequila with me Mustang. I've sworn off the stuff.

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    2. Vodka and various fruit juices served over and over and over in very small paper cups at a large party turned me into a lifelong teetotaler.

      One visit to Hell was ENOUGH!

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  3. I see no pool-side tiki bar serving tropical drinks and fish tacos. I'm out!

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    1. DaBlade, and certainly no bikini clad women !

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  4. And no sizzling wood-fire steaks, either!

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  5. Fly me to the moon and let me play among the stars...
    https://youtu.be/QhMmBlL81nw

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  6. Ok Ed, I don't want to go with. :-)

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  7. You sold me.... I'll stick with staying here.... all the comforts of home without that damn furnace on all the time.

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    1. Bunk, I think you'd get tired of the ferocious wind too.

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  8. Bongo, bongo, bongo
    I don't want to leave the congo
    Oh no no no no no
    Bingle, bangle, bungle
    I'm so happy in the jungle
    I refuse to go

    Don't want no bright lights, false teeth,
    doorbells, landlords
    I make it clear
    That no matter how they coax him
    I'll stay right here

    I looked through a magazine the missionary's wife concealed
    I see how people who are civilized bang you with automobiles
    At the movies they have got to pay many coconuts to see
    Uncivilized pictures that the newsreels take of me

    So bongo, bongo, bong he don't want to leave the congo
    Oh no no no no no
    Bingle, bangle, bungle I’m so happy in the jungle I refuse to go
    Don't want no penthouse, bathtub, streetcars, taxis
    Noise in my ear
    So no matter how they coax me
    I'll stay right here

    They hurry like savages to get aboard an iron train
    And though it's smoky and crowded
    they're too civilized to complain
    When they've got two weeks vacation
    they hurry to vacation grounds
    They swim and they fish
    but that's what I do all year round

    So bongo, bongo, bongo I don't want to leave the congo
    Oh no no no no no
    Bingle, bangle, bungle I'm so happy in the jungle I refuse to go
    Don't want no jailhouse, shotguns, fish hooks, golf clubs
    I've got my spear
    So no matter how they coax me
    I'll stay right here

    They have things like the atom bomb
    So I think I'll stay where I "om"
    Civilization? I'll stay right here!


    ~ A popular song from the 1940's when America still knew how to have fun

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    1. Franco, if only they'd go back to the Congo ! The origin of Rap Music !

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  9. No Costco? Not going. End of story!

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  10. Adrienne, even if they had a Costco, all you could buy would probably be bottled methane, blue, red, or beige sand, and the fossils of long ago Jovians.

    I am working to make Alexandria Cortez the Queen of Jupiter also. Just fair warning.

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    1. You're going to waste a perfectly good planet on that moroon?

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    2. Too late Adrienne, I have emailed the idiot and have convinced her Jupiter is responsible for the globals warmings here on Earth. She is at this moment gearing up to go there and solve the problem. I told her the Jovians have been watching her on TV and are mad in love with all of her ideas and will crown here immediately upon arrival.

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