Bongo, bongo, bongo I don't want to leave the congo Oh no no no no no Bingle, bangle, bungle I'm so happy in the jungle I refuse to go
Don't want no bright lights, false teeth, doorbells, landlords I make it clear That no matter how they coax him I'll stay right here
I looked through a magazine the missionary's wife concealed I see how people who are civilized bang you with automobiles At the movies they have got to pay many coconuts to see Uncivilized pictures that the newsreels take of me
So bongo, bongo, bong he don't want to leave the congo Oh no no no no no Bingle, bangle, bungle I’m so happy in the jungle I refuse to go Don't want no penthouse, bathtub, streetcars, taxis Noise in my ear So no matter how they coax me I'll stay right here
They hurry like savages to get aboard an iron train And though it's smoky and crowded they're too civilized to complain When they've got two weeks vacation they hurry to vacation grounds They swim and they fish but that's what I do all year round
So bongo, bongo, bongo I don't want to leave the congo Oh no no no no no Bingle, bangle, bungle I'm so happy in the jungle I refuse to go Don't want no jailhouse, shotguns, fish hooks, golf clubs I've got my spear So no matter how they coax me I'll stay right here
They have things like the atom bomb So I think I'll stay where I "om" Civilization? I'll stay right here!
~ A popular song from the 1940's when America still knew how to have fun
Adrienne, even if they had a Costco, all you could buy would probably be bottled methane, blue, red, or beige sand, and the fossils of long ago Jovians.
I am working to make Alexandria Cortez the Queen of Jupiter also. Just fair warning.
Too late Adrienne, I have emailed the idiot and have convinced her Jupiter is responsible for the globals warmings here on Earth. She is at this moment gearing up to go there and solve the problem. I told her the Jovians have been watching her on TV and are mad in love with all of her ideas and will crown here immediately upon arrival.
By Jove, he's got it!
ReplyDeleteThat's twice I got to use that line with you. :)
Who IS Jove anyway ?
DeleteJupiter.
DeleteMY FAIR LADY!!!
DeleteGOSH DARN IT ED, YOU SMARTY PANTS !
DeleteZ, Maybe that's My Fair Lady.
I woke up there one morning, many years ago, after an evening of learning about Sake. I haven't been back since.
ReplyDeleteIt was Tequila with me Mustang. I've sworn off the stuff.
DeleteVodka and various fruit juices served over and over and over in very small paper cups at a large party turned me into a lifelong teetotaler.
DeleteOne visit to Hell was ENOUGH!
I see no pool-side tiki bar serving tropical drinks and fish tacos. I'm out!
ReplyDeleteDaBlade, and certainly no bikini clad women !
DeleteAnd no sizzling wood-fire steaks, either!
ReplyDeleteAOW, and no Chicken Fajitas !
DeleteFly me to the moon and let me play among the stars...
ReplyDeletehttps://youtu.be/QhMmBlL81nw
Ok Ed, I don't want to go with. :-)
ReplyDeleteYou sold me.... I'll stick with staying here.... all the comforts of home without that damn furnace on all the time.
ReplyDeleteBunk, I think you'd get tired of the ferocious wind too.
DeleteBongo, bongo, bongo
ReplyDeleteI don't want to leave the congo
Oh no no no no no
Bingle, bangle, bungle
I'm so happy in the jungle
I refuse to go
Don't want no bright lights, false teeth,
doorbells, landlords
I make it clear
That no matter how they coax him
I'll stay right here
I looked through a magazine the missionary's wife concealed
I see how people who are civilized bang you with automobiles
At the movies they have got to pay many coconuts to see
Uncivilized pictures that the newsreels take of me
So bongo, bongo, bong he don't want to leave the congo
Oh no no no no no
Bingle, bangle, bungle I’m so happy in the jungle I refuse to go
Don't want no penthouse, bathtub, streetcars, taxis
Noise in my ear
So no matter how they coax me
I'll stay right here
They hurry like savages to get aboard an iron train
And though it's smoky and crowded
they're too civilized to complain
When they've got two weeks vacation
they hurry to vacation grounds
They swim and they fish
but that's what I do all year round
So bongo, bongo, bongo I don't want to leave the congo
Oh no no no no no
Bingle, bangle, bungle I'm so happy in the jungle I refuse to go
Don't want no jailhouse, shotguns, fish hooks, golf clubs
I've got my spear
So no matter how they coax me
I'll stay right here
They have things like the atom bomb
So I think I'll stay where I "om"
Civilization? I'll stay right here!
~ A popular song from the 1940's when America still knew how to have fun
Franco, if only they'd go back to the Congo ! The origin of Rap Music !
DeleteNo Costco? Not going. End of story!
ReplyDeleteAdrienne, even if they had a Costco, all you could buy would probably be bottled methane, blue, red, or beige sand, and the fossils of long ago Jovians.
ReplyDeleteI am working to make Alexandria Cortez the Queen of Jupiter also. Just fair warning.
You're going to waste a perfectly good planet on that moroon?
DeleteToo late Adrienne, I have emailed the idiot and have convinced her Jupiter is responsible for the globals warmings here on Earth. She is at this moment gearing up to go there and solve the problem. I told her the Jovians have been watching her on TV and are mad in love with all of her ideas and will crown here immediately upon arrival.
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