Saturday, May 20, 2017

The Continuing Conversations of Brilriant Leader and General Dong.

Brilriant Leader (BL): General Dong, you see how Donna Trump make King of Saud walk out to meet him at end of red carpet?

General Dong (GD): Yes BL, how did President Trump make that happen.?

BL: I think King of Saud watch how President trump handle Xi Kingping of China at Mar-a-Rago and he do same to make sure he get everything from Trump and not have to give anything.  I don't think it work though.  I think Trump too smart.

GD: Don't know, nobody smarter than you BL!  Did you see wife of President wear black dress in 110 degrees and wonder if she smart as husband.

BL: 110 deglees in Saudi Arabia nothing GD. No water, No humidity  110 in Saudi Arabia like 75 in Cincinnati Ohio.

BL: I'm thinks President Trump getting ready to invite me to Mar-A-Rago for Big Meeting.  Maybe I will play him game of golf for all of Kimchi buckets (But not satellites).  I remember my Father, Great Reader shoot 11 holes in one in first game.  I'm sure I can do as well since I never play before.

BL: ~~eyes drifting up and away~~  I'm wonders if anyone really like me or are everyone just afraid of me and suck ups. I'm feels so ronery right now.

GD: I'm really likes you BL. Really more than anyone !

BL: I'm thinking you also remembers when I give gift of mortor shell to Uncle on his birthday.

GD: That too BL......

BL: Take another Compriment Brilriant Leader medal GD.

GD: I'm thanks you so much again BL, but no where left to put medal...

BL: Turn around General Dong.

GD: Yeeeeoooooowch!

Friday, May 19, 2017

I LOVED Reading This, Hope You Do Too.

A Big Tip o the Hat to our friend Impertinent

Hopefully this will be going on a Loooong time. I love thinking about these self over-rated assholes having to deal with commercial flight over very long distances.
A Reuters filing en route to Asia showcases the bitterness, anger and seething rage of U.S. journalists who have been forced to fly First-Class Commercial to cover Secretary of State Rex Tillerson’s Asia trip.h
State Department correspondents are used to the exclusive wide-body private charters of the U.S. federal government’s airline fleet.  Previous heads of the Department of State have flown aboard Air Force 3.  Normally a Boeing 757.  At the very worst Air Force 3 would be a C17 Globemaster.20 to
However, T-Rex is taking a smaller jet to Asia and only one journalist accompanies him.  To make matters exponentially worse, T-Rex did not select a journalist from the corporate stable of the refined and pedigreed media elites.
We can only imagine how Andrea Mitchell must be seething at having to take simple first-class commercial flight accommodations with ordinary people.  The scope of the almost unimaginable horror she has to face will soon pour from her pursed and vengeful lips.  We can predict a retaliatory report soon from the wrath of the ignored elitist within NBC.  This shall be, as they say, epic.
Secretary Tillerson has rebuked customs and norms.  The traveling correspondents will have to pass through customs and passport checks as if they are ordinary travelers.  There is a very real possibility no-one will recognize them or care diligently for their very individual and specific needs.
Can you imagine Mrs. Alan Greenspan flying all the way to Asia from the Eastern Seaboard and having to do that on a commercial flight?  My God, have we really dropped our standards of decency that far… Force 3 – Not being used by T-Rex
Oh yeah, the pontificating journalist elites are  pi**ed off.   After traveling with every possible indulgence aboard exclusive State Department accommodations with Secretary Clinton and Secretary Kerry, you cannot even fathom how angry they are right now without private dining, DoS chefs, shaved chocolates and Cristal mimosas.
None of this is me joking.  This bunch of snobs having to fly commercial is unheard of.
They are ready to tear into Secretary Tillerson in every single filed report.  Just watch what you see on TV:
(Reuters) U.S. Secretary of State Rex Tillerson is traveling to Asia this week accompanied by only one reporter, a White House correspondent from the Independent Journal Review (IJR), a digital news outlet founded in 2012 by former Republican political operatives.
The IJR said in a statement late Tuesday the State Department last week offered one of its reporters, Erin McPike, a place aboard the Secretary’s aircraft on his trip this week to Asia.
[…]  The State Department had previously told reporters covering Tillerson’s trip to South Korea, Japan, and China that he would not be taking reporters on his plane and that they would have to fly commercially, breaking with decades of precedent stretching back to Henry Kissinger.
Major news organizations complained, among them the BBC, CNN, New York Times, Washington Post and Reuters.
[…]  The State Department Correspondents Association, which represents reporters who cover U.S. diplomacy, said in a statement that it was “disappointed” Tillerson chose to travel to Asia without a full contingent of media “or even a pool reporter”.
“After saying it was unable to accommodate press on the Secretary’s plane to Asia due to space and budget constraints, the State Department offered a unilateral seat to one reporter,” the statement said.
“Several of our members have traveled commercially to meet Secretary Tillerson on the ground in Asia. We expect that the diplomatic press corps will be afforded access to Secretary Tillerson equal to that given to the reporter on the plane.”
A spokesman for IJR, Matt Manda, did not immediately respond to a request for comment on whether McPike would file pool reports to colleagues, or whether IJR had any comment on the SDCA’s statement.
For decades, secretaries of state have nearly always invited media to travel with them. In rare cases, particularly late in a secretary’s tenure, some outlets have declined the invitations, such as for former Secretary John Kerry’s December 2016 trip to Saudi Arabia.
Republican secretaries of state Alexander Haig, George Shultz, James Baker, and Condoleezza Rice routinely took 10 or more journalists on their overseas trips, even to conflict zones such as Lebanon and Central America.
Up through Tuesday, just hours before Tillerson was scheduled to leave, the State Department declined to confirm whether there would be any reporters on Tillerson’s plane.
Acting State Department spokesman Mark Toner said in a phone briefing with reporters onTuesday that the agency was considering “having a seat available” on his plane.
“We’ve been very clear, frankly, that this is a smaller footprint all around, and this is the Secretary’s decision, to travel with a smaller footprint,” Toner said. “To some degree, it’s a cost-saving measure.”  (read more)
The rest of the article is Reuters tearing into IJR for having the audacity to accept a seat on the flight with T-Rex.   This is like High School mean girls taken to exponential levels of vitriol and hatred.
This is going to be ugly.  Very, very ugly.

Things you won’t see when Secretary Tillerson is traveling.

(I am Sorry...I forgot to mention...

Monday, May 15, 2017

John McCain is a Treasonous Ass

People have made good cases for that statement going all the way back to the Vietnam war.

Lately though, Rex Tillerson has swatted the communist fly

Will McLame go up against Tillerson?  We shall see.

Regards the details, tell us john, what oppressed nation has America actually Helped?  Take your time.

Then why recently, when the Trump administration was working a possible one more college try Diplomatic solution for N Korea did you find it necessary to call Kim Jong Un a crazy fat kid.   That pretty much guarantees he is not going to work with the USA one iota. Go ahead and give us that beady eyed heh heh heh girly laugh one more time.

You ought to be impeached yourself you worthless bag of cowardly bones.

Arizona voters.  Redeem yourselves and vote an American into the Senate in place of this idiotic 80+ year old assclown.

Sunday, May 14, 2017

Skin In The Game

I find it kind of incredible that anyone can accuse anyone of anything in America with no recourse for when they are lying.

The black girl and the Duke lacrosse players.
The democrats and the Russian claims.
The democrats and the Impeachment nonsense.
The lawyers and the medical industry.

I think if politicians make claims like this and they cannot produce something substantial to back it up within a certain relatively short time frame, you need to pay a price.  If this was in place, we'd have heard nothing of Russians or Impeachment.

When you sue someone and you lose your case, you need to pay all the court costs and defendant's costs.

It's insane right?  Lawyers have sued the medical industry to the point of totally FUBARing HC in America to the point that now government feels the need to get involved, guaranteeing that it will get FUBARed permanently.

If everyone had to have skin in the game it would fix so damn much.

Friday, May 12, 2017

Surprise Transmission Received From N Korean Comfort Women Service Parlor (CWS of DPRK)

Kim Jong Un and General Dong have arrived at the local CWS and are in process of selecting the women for today's fun and relaxation.

Kim motions to Nari-Sum-Bang (she's on the left) to come over and sit on his lap..

Bang: Oh Brilrint Reader, I so happy now that you pick me.  You are so handsome and Intelligent and  Physically Fit, it makes me want to cry!  Oh Bloo Hoos Hoos.... Ah Bloo Hoos Hoos Hoos Hoos!

Kim: Come with me little flower and I make you want to do sumting else instead....

General Dong has chosen Calista-ill-Soon (in the middle) and decides to impress her with big secrets from Kim Jong Palace.

Dong Tells Ill-Soon that only Kimche flying around in space fermenting and not to worry. He also tells her he encourages Brilliant Leader to eat cheese all day long and maybe he will die of overdose of Potassium and N Koreans will be Free of crazy fat kid.

Now is time for comfort though.  Dong tells Calista to prease be careful removing Brilliant Leader Compliments medal from fly of pants.
Dong: Yeeeeeeeeeeooowww ! 

Rest of transmission is censored.

Thursday, May 11, 2017

Could North Korea Take Us Out From Space?

Here is an article that says they have two satellites orbiting the Earth armed with Nuklar devices that could detonate and create an EMP incident knocking out the electrical power of the USA.

Article Link

My personal feeling is that our super secret X37-B Space Plane, which has just returned from a 400+ day romp in space has already taken these satellites out.

My 2nd personal feeling about there not being any threat comes from my super secret secure connection to Kim Jong's Palace interior.  We listen....

General Dong: Brilliant Reader! It looks like Donna Trump Ready to attack us, should we activate Nukrear Satellites ?!?

Brilliant Leader: I'm tells you now General Dong.....  I no think Donna Trump ever attack us. Satellites not filled with Nukrear EMP devices, filled with special Kimshe recipe.  I'm hope US not destroy them. I so hungry.

Wednesday, May 10, 2017

Audio Continues to Pour in From the Kim Jong Un Palace

over my secret secure connection..........

General Dong:  Brilliant Leader, What we gonna do about Donna Trump maybe drop Nuke Bomb on Pingpong, er I mean Pyongyang ?

Brilliant Leader:  Way ahead of you General Dong !  Paying Repubbican Congless to pass birr saying Trump can no drop bomb without them say so's.

Dong: That's Brilliant Brilriant Reader !

B Leader: I'm KNOW'S IT General Dong !  Grabs another Compriment Brilliant Leader medal for yourself.

Dong: Oh Brilliant Leader I'm thanks you big time but Fly only prace left to put Medal !

B Leader: That is probrem General Dong. Be very careful with pin on back of medal.

Dong: Yeeoouch !

B Leader: I'm said be careful.....

Saturday, May 6, 2017

Pre-Existing Conditions and the Health Care Debates

A Huge H/T to Adrienne at Adrienne's Place


 Yea, we're screwed.

My equation is:  Compassion for People with Pre-existing Conditions vs Requirement for Private HC ins Companies to be Profitable = We're Screwed.

Stephen Hawking say's humankind's existence requires us to migrate to another planet within 100 years.  He May Be Right!  Islamism/Liberalism/Globalism = the death of humankind.

Oh and here is a good one on pre-existing conditions also.

 Great blog too.

Friday, May 5, 2017

The Entrance to Heaven or Hell - You Decide.

A million light years across?  Dude, that's that's not even possible is it?   That's not normal, that's Much worse !

Click the Pic.

Wednesday, May 3, 2017

Now That We're Getting More Intimate With North Korea, Compricated Questions

continue to present themselves to us well as confound.

Today's question is "Where do North Korean Generals Get All Those Wacky Looking Medals?"

No, it is not because they have magnetic bodies.

Turning to the Whirl Why Web, I have found the following answers posted by a world traveler and part time humorist.

Outside of some minor support for the Ethiopian Civil War in the early 90’s, North Korea has not fought any major conflicts since the early 1950’s. There have been minor incursions in the South, but involved very few North Koreans at any given time. So, the question is how does the North Korean military win so many military ribbons and awards (see pics)? I was curious so I did some research. The truthfulness of the incidents and behavior is more than bizarre. Here are ten I found. There are over 50 possible decorations as the pictures below indicate.

1. Attentiveness Award—this award is for listening to the Supreme Leader for numerous hours. Failure to stay awake can lead to death. No sleepy sermons here. See North Korea executes defense chief for falling asleep during meeting.

2. North Korean Competence Award—this award in for appearing capable in performing your duties. Failure to appear competent can lead to death. See North Korean Leader Kim Jong-un Executes a Turtle Farmer For 'Incompetence' | VICE News

3. Partners in Peace Award—this popular award is given to those who had any contact with Denis Rodman while he was in North Korea during several trips. Since Kim Jong-un worships Denis Rodman for appearing like the average American (facial jewelry, tattoos, sunglasses worn inside buildings, bleached hair, odd behavior) and he uses Denis’s image a lot to show North Koreans what average Americans look like. It really works.

4. North Korean Brazen Bull Award—this award is for general officers who have expressed interest and zeal for the Chicago Bulls (see above). This is issued to general officers only. See How Kim Jong-un Came To Love The Bulls

5. Kim Jong-II Choo-Choo Award—This award was for senior officers that accompanied him on train trips as he had a fear of flying and refused to fly.

6. The Brilliant Leader Worship Award—Kim Jung-un is referred to as the Brilliant Leader and surrounds himself with a large litany of yes-men dedicated to boosting his ego. Those who come up with the most creative compliments and praises are able to win this award. Sometimes called the “Whose Your Daddy Award” but very coveted. Like father like s-un: North Korean leader dictates to his entourage.

7. Supreme Gulag Award—officers affiliated with the countries massive gulag system where 200,000 North Koreans are imprisoned for dissent, etc. are eligible for this award. See North Korea’s Gulags

8. Amazing Execution Award—this little known award is given to military officers who come up with interesting and creative ways to execute North Koreans. It has also been awarded to those who participate in these bizarre executions.

9. Eating Well Award—this award is for securing better rations than the rank and file soldiers. This award is awarded for every three years of prosperity in food consumption while the remainder of the military forces starve. This is nicknamed the “Rank Has its Privileges Award.” Defector: North Korean Troops Starving

10. Heavenly Cow Award—this award was for all military officers that would also partake of Kim Jung-II’s favorite meat, the donkey. Also referred to as “Jackass Tu” award. See Kim dines on donkey and says it's heavenly Kim dines on donkey and says it's heavenly

11. It's a Family Affair Award--this award is for family members only who can survive his wrath. For example, his uncle, Jang Song Thaek, who was second-in-command was found guilty of “attempting to overthrow the state.” And so, if reports are to be believed, Kim Jong-un had him executed. His uncle was apparently first stripped naked and then thrown into a cage of ravenous dogs that finished the human off.
And it didn’t stop there. There were reports that he allegedly silenced his grieving aunt by means of poisoning because she was angry at her husband’s execution. However, there were also reports that she either suffered a fatal heart attack or committed suicide. There was no confirmation about where or how she died.
So, now we know the origins of many of those metals North Koreans wear. A little tongue and cheek but the facts are really strange. I hope this has been insightful and educational.

My personal opinion is North Korean generals get a medal for every 50 good looking chicks they deliver into the Comfort Women Service (CWS of DPRK)

A related question is "Why Did These Female Soldiers Get Medals?" 

I think I'm knows.

Monday, May 1, 2017

A Rare Break From the Never Ending Jockularity That is Kids Blog.

An Optical Smorgasbord of a galactic pair of sex crazed Galaxies - light years distant, Yearning to be 1 together rather than 2 alone, definitely not 3 together (not bi), and Most Definitely 4 each other.

Heck yea, click the picture !

Saturday, April 29, 2017

Secret Recording From Inside Kim Jong Un's Palace....

Kim: General Dong, what we goings to do about big ass Donna Tlump threats to us!?

Dong: We should hire Shelsea Crinton to fire up Amerlican Peoples against their government !  Shia LaPoofs too !  And Justy Bliebers!

Kim: I'm not thinks that work General Dong. Trump fever too strong.  And Justy Bliebers not even in news anymores! 

Dong: So Solly Great Leader ! How abouts we stop Nuke and Missile Tests and just keep our countly wide harem in prace?

Kim with sollen looks: General Dong, that may be alls we gots left...

Dong:  I'm knows it Great Leaders. I'm knows it.

Friday, April 28, 2017

Once Again, Donald J Trump, Through His EO on Opening Up Offshore Drilling

and completely cancelling barry soetoro's ban on US offshore drilling has solved many problems with the simple stroke of a pen.
  1. American oil companies will once again be able to drain the subsurface of the ocean floor of that nasty oil that we can use in our cars and sell to other countries.
  2. As a result, the ocean floor will likely sink at least 240 feet making ample room for the melted ice of libtard glaciers and frozen continents, totally neutralizing the effects of the non-existent global warming thing-a-ma-bob
  3. Extract the oil in a much more environmentally safe way than all the Mexican and Chinese oil rigs do, who have Never Stopped Drilling for offshore oil.
The hell you say.  Yes I do.  Mexico and China were never bound to acknowledge barry soetoro's oil drilling ban, they are in international waters, and they have no requirement to follow the laws of the USA.  Plus they have no requirement to follow the over-restrictive guidelines of the US EPA. They may be creating oil spills all over the place and have no requirement to answer to anyone.

As a result, Donald J Trump has 1) brought a bunch of energy creation to the USA that we won't have to buy from someone else (GDP Growth, Reduce Trade Defecit) -2) done it in a much more environmentally friendly way since American companies can drill more safely, and 3) opened up closer to shore drilling where it is much less dangerous to drill without having a booboo like BP did.

Sheer Genius.

4)  The libtards are bouncing off the walls.

Thursday, April 27, 2017

So, Now It Finally Occurs to Me

What we need to do is join sports and politics at the hips.

Bad politicians suck at everything !

SO many people are geeked up about sports. Now they will be talking politics on ESPN along with the sports. Sports addicted people will be appraised of how much bad politicians suck and America will be Great Again !

Looking back when obama scored like 32 on the bowling alley and 197 on an executive (par 3) golf course, he'd have been rejected by the majority of America before he even got started

Trump on the other hand is one hell of a golfer even at 69 years old.  He could be president for the next 20 years !

Imagine the anguish we could have avoided.  John Kerry closing his eyes and crying like a little girl as a thrown football comes with a few feet of him.  He'd have been scratched from the word Go!

hirrod crinton - Need I say More.

Such much grief could have easily been flushed before it even became known.

Let's all call Sports Center  and demand they review all politicians on their athletic abilities.

Carry on.

Wednesday, April 26, 2017

Tuesday, April 25, 2017

With All the Pathetic Sniveling Bullshit Excuses Being Bandied About for Why the Hildebeast Lost the Election

I thought I'd put the Real Story Out.

Trump Won Because:
  • He was not a politician
  • MAGA
  • Didn't insult us with agenda items like 'job creation' and 'tweak the tax code'
  • He promised to put a Conservative on the SC - Check
  • He promised big changes to immigration - Check and more to come
  • He talked about things people who have a F* brain care about
  • He got people off their couch who haven't voted for president in decades.

Monday, April 24, 2017

Ok, Here's The Plan.

We send as much Tungsten as we can each and every resupply mission to the ISS.  When we get enough to make 2 artificial asteroids, One at 1/2 KILLometer wide, and one at 1/4 KILLometer, we send them suckers back to Earth at 17,000 mph.  One will impact the middle east left center Iran and one dead center N Korea.

World be better place in short order.

Oh, and close all the mosques except for in Sweden and declare islam a non-religion.

Oh, and declare open season on anyone appearing to be a moslem vermin.

Oh, and finally - Pigs make mincemeat out of three mohammedens.  Beautiful !


Friday, April 21, 2017

Unbelievably Rude and Profane

Kim Jong Il Channeling Kim Jong Un.  I warned ya.

If that's too depressing, try a Cool New Way

Thursday, April 20, 2017

A Galaxy What Eats Udder Galaxies?

Cute little galaxy aren't it?
Click the picture for the description.

Can you get a huge high resolution image to explore?  Heck Yea, just click again while at the APOD site.

Wednesday, April 19, 2017

Things I've Learned About Russia Watching Russian Driving Crash Videos

  • There are not many single family homes appearing in these vids but there are lots of big apartment buildings.  Plus the place looks pretty crappy all over.  Russians are not living well.
  • As noted in last blog post, Russians affix wheels with single lug nut and wheels often fly off car or truck at perfect moment
  • Russians are encouraged to turn left from right lane and turn right from left lane, especially when another car is beside and blocking them
  • Fun game to play for Russians is to try to fit car between two other vehicles when it is impossible to do so
  • Kids in US of A like to play beer pong, people in Russia like to chug 1/5th of Vodka and hit highway at high speed with eyes closed
  • Russian Females are not allowed to look for cars on road before crossing without being called cowards
  • Red light in Russia is considered greatest enemy and offense and many Russians put pedal to floor at sight of red light
  • One fun thing to do is perform U-turn on rural highway without looking while cars are traveling close by at 75 mph
  • Other fun thing to do is see how many pedestrians you can take out in a single day going through red lights at 90 mph or to see how close you come to them
  • Rear ends of cars and trucks must be really offensive to Russians because they smash into them constantly
  • When coming upon a railroad crossing with lights flashing, especially with loaded semi truck, challenge is cross tracks at slowest speed possible with speeding train in sight.
  • Favorite game of strength and bravery is to move into opposing lane on 2 lane rural highway and play chicken with other cars and semi trucks - survivors win great acclaim
  • When driving heavily loaded semi truck, it is greatest fun to see how fast you can take curves without tipping over
  • If snow and ice are on road Russians are encouraged to drive at fastest possible speed
I will say that Russians are very polite in that when they witness an accident most immediately offer assistance.

If you think I'm kidding !  Not for the easily disturbed at witnessing accidents.

All the Russian you will need to know is Suka Bylat.
Bylat, pronounced Bilyat or Blat is the F word and Suka = Bitch.
Finally, Russian music sucks.