Tuesday, May 30, 2017

Amazing Composer/Player

I know few of you agree but in 10 years or so you will....



Bonus Tune


Shit, I can hardly listen to much else.

Monday, May 29, 2017

Memorial Day to Me.

Nothing represents Memorial Day to me more than the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier.

I had already decided on this theme, but I just watched President Trump's speech at Arlington National Cemetery and note that he makes mention of the Unknown Soldier later in his speech.

If You've never read the details of being selected to be a Tomb Sentinel or what it takes to maintain oneself as a Tomb Sentinel, then this is a great and beyond informative read that will leave you with information you never imagined about some of our military members, specifically the 3rd Infantry Regiment whose job it is to defend Washington, DC.

I can't think of anyone who has more respect for those who gave their lives for country than these men.  These are better men than the vast majority of us, but I wish we could all have some element of this focus within us.

Excerpt: It’s noted that trainee guards will sometimes spend in excess of 10-12 hours per day just cleaning and preparing their uniform to get it to the exacting standards of their superiors who themselves will spend about 6-8 hours cleaning and pressing their own uniforms, despite their extensive experience in the task.

A couple Videos for those who have never been. The Sentinels particularly enjoy serving in inclement weather.  No joke.




Friday, May 26, 2017

Breaking News

Chelsea Manning declared most beautiful woman on planet after emerging from Leavenworth as fake female.  Bruce Jenner is not happy.  Horseface Jennifer Aniston is in tears. Again.

Chelsea Manning's sex change cost every American $1,372.04 Not counting the cost of a treason trial that will never take place because the person that committed the treason does  not exist anymore in its original form.

North Korea Section

US Lawmakers(oxymoron) propose Ban on Tourist Travel to North Korea, Further constricting evolution's inner workings to rid our society of dipsticks, dooffases and brainless twits.

Could a home in UK's Middlesbrough be a secret Nuclear ICBM launch site?

Kim Jong Un renames North Korea's 3 favorite dishes as pictured on the website from top right to bottom right. 1) John Kerry's brain  2) obama's balls  3) Pig in a Pantsuit.

As we anticipate next week's secret communique from North Korea, the world is wondering - Will General Wang replace General Dong?

End North Korea Section

Today John Boehner confirmed that America had chosen the perfect candidate for the White House by proclaiming that Trump has been a Disaster for America.
Recommended tweet to john boehner - Hey John, thanks for finally outing yourself as a libtard progressive.  Now get back on your barstool.

Canadian PM Justin Trudeau has directed the full force of the Canadian Intelligence Services to find out who stole his crayons and play-doh (And his playboy magazine collection spanning July 2001 - October 2001)

Maxipad Waters rips off her James Brown wig to reveal she really is James Brown and starts doing the good foot dance on the floor of the Senate - HAEEAEAEAEEAEAAA!

Nana Pelosi Criticizes Trump for Not Visiting Foreign Countries in alphabetical order

Hahahaha You thought I was kidding !





Thursday, May 25, 2017

Random Thoughts

So, the GOP doesn't have the balls to just repeal obamacare and go back to a time when things were much better for the vast majority of people in America.

So, the GOP doesn't have the balls to tell the pathetic democrats that America voted for Trump's agenda and they need to sit at the kiddie table and shut up and that they won't be playing a part in legislative activity until they can somehow induce America to put them back in majority.  We know they aren't going to play a part anyway !

So, the GOP doesn't have the balls to cut planned abortion funding.  You know a video came out today with planned abortion people yukking it up about decapitating fetuses.....

So, the GOP doesn't have the balls to call the live birth and let die of a child murder.

I hope America takes notice and votes out any GOP member who they suspect of being a POS.  I don't know them all, but from publicity, I'd say Cruz and Gowdy are worth keeping around until proven otherwise.

So, when do we actually cut off funding to NATO states who do not pay their way because they have the diseased economic system called Socialism.  I say let Russia take them over.  At least Russia would purge them of their moslem invaders and eliminate another socialist entity.

Speaking of Russia - watching Russian driving/crash videos tells me a couple major things. Most Russians live in ether large apartment buildings near urban areas or single family homes in rural Russia that should be condemned and that Russia is one seriously ugly place.  You never see homes in urban areas.  No wonder 11 million (out of a 143 mil population) are moving out every year and why so many others commit suicide there.

Why does Mitch McConnell always have that stupid ass look on his face, like someone just stuffed something up his backside.

Why is the Trump administration expanding the H-2B Visa program? (resort worker types) instead of creating a vacuum of jobs needed and cutting unemployment benefits for able-bodied people in those areas ?

Why is some crazy fat kid like Kim Jong a threat to the US ?

Why does anyone even watch CNN any more other than for humor - if they think that attacking America is funny?

I see that Donald Trump and Melania held hands on their arrival in Sicily. Whew. I was getting worried.

Skydiver in wingsuit dies in California after jump goes wrong.  Why isn't there a War on Wingsuit jumpers. They die at a rate much higher proportionally to heroin uses, maybe more so.

Why can I not remember any Roger Moore James Bond movies.  I'm thinking because they sucked.

If Trump stays in the Paris climate deal, he is toast in 2020.

James Comey said he was only joshing when he testified under oath that 'No One asked me to stop any investigation'.

I'm expecting the French president Macron and the Canadian PM Treudeau to declare at any moment that they have recently discoverd they are both gay and will begin a relationship.

Elon Musk has secretly drilled a tunnel under the Atlantic Ocean and can get you from New York to Paris in 1 minute 30 seconds, using pneumatic tube technology.

NASA is going to experiment with bringing a 149 mile wide asteroid made of Nickel and Iron into near Earth orbit for mining.  They screw up and drop the thing on Iran. Yippie Kai Aiiii !

Oopsie Daisy !  GM and Fiat/Chrysler have both cheated on Emission tests for diesel vehicles.  They will be sued back to the stone age and put out of business like they should have back around 2008.  They will be replaced by non-union well paid worker shops producing Quality vehicles that don't kill you every other day or disintegrate into rust buckets in 5 years (Ram Trucks)

But Hey - the clinton beast is not in the White House and we have had significant wins with a Supreme Court addition, canceling obama crap and Conservatives being placed on Appeals Courts.






Tuesday, May 23, 2017

Proof Positive Russians Have Been Involved in US Elections for a Long Time

Here is proof positive.  The Russians even colluded with the great Chet Atkins back around circa 1950(!) to begin playing Russian music.

Here is Dark Eyes. One of the earliest examples of Russian Communist integration.  Of course Chet plays it impeccably as demanded by comrade Andropov and the threat of a life in the Gulags....


Monday, May 22, 2017

I Love Furious Star Formation

And in this case, it involves a threesome

Heck Yea Click the picture, read the description and click again !



Saturday, May 20, 2017

The Continuing Conversations of Brilriant Leader and General Dong.



Brilriant Leader (BL): General Dong, you see how Donna Trump make King of Saud walk out to meet him at end of red carpet?

General Dong (GD): Yes BL, how did President Trump make that happen.?

BL: I think King of Saud watch how President trump handle Xi Kingping of China at Mar-a-Rago and he do same to make sure he get everything from Trump and not have to give anything.  I don't think it work though.  I think Trump too smart.

GD: Don't know, nobody smarter than you BL!  Did you see wife of President wear black dress in 110 degrees and wonder if she smart as husband.

BL: 110 deglees in Saudi Arabia nothing GD. No water, No humidity  110 in Saudi Arabia like 75 in Cincinnati Ohio.

BL: I'm thinks President Trump getting ready to invite me to Mar-A-Rago for Big Meeting.  Maybe I will play him game of golf for all of Kimchi buckets (But not satellites).  I remember my Father, Great Reader shoot 11 holes in one in first game.  I'm sure I can do as well since I never play before.

BL: ~~eyes drifting up and away~~  I'm wonders if anyone really like me or are everyone just afraid of me and suck ups. I'm feels so ronery right now.

GD: I'm really likes you BL. Really more than anyone !

BL: I'm thinking you also remembers when I give gift of mortor shell to Uncle on his birthday.

GD: That too BL......

BL: Take another Compriment Brilriant Leader medal GD.

GD: I'm thanks you so much again BL, but no where left to put medal...

BL: Turn around General Dong.

GD: Yeeeeoooooowch!

Friday, May 19, 2017

I LOVED Reading This, Hope You Do Too.

A Big Tip o the Hat to our friend Impertinent

Hopefully this will be going on a Loooong time. I love thinking about these self over-rated assholes having to deal with commercial flight over very long distances.
 
A Reuters filing en route to Asia showcases the bitterness, anger and seething rage of U.S. journalists who have been forced to fly First-Class Commercial to cover Secretary of State Rex Tillerson’s Asia trip.h
State Department correspondents are used to the exclusive wide-body private charters of the U.S. federal government’s airline fleet.  Previous heads of the Department of State have flown aboard Air Force 3.  Normally a Boeing 757.  At the very worst Air Force 3 would be a C17 Globemaster.20 to
However, T-Rex is taking a smaller jet to Asia and only one journalist accompanies him.  To make matters exponentially worse, T-Rex did not select a journalist from the corporate stable of the refined and pedigreed media elites.
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We can only imagine how Andrea Mitchell must be seething at having to take simple first-class commercial flight accommodations with ordinary people.  The scope of the almost unimaginable horror she has to face will soon pour from her pursed and vengeful lips.  We can predict a retaliatory report soon from the wrath of the ignored elitist within NBC.  This shall be, as they say, epic.
Secretary Tillerson has rebuked customs and norms.  The traveling correspondents will have to pass through customs and passport checks as if they are ordinary travelers.  There is a very real possibility no-one will recognize them or care diligently for their very individual and specific needs.
Can you imagine Mrs. Alan Greenspan flying all the way to Asia from the Eastern Seaboard and having to do that on a commercial flight?  My God, have we really dropped our standards of decency that far…
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Oh yeah, the pontificating journalist elites are  pi**ed off.   After traveling with every possible indulgence aboard exclusive State Department accommodations with Secretary Clinton and Secretary Kerry, you cannot even fathom how angry they are right now without private dining, DoS chefs, shaved chocolates and Cristal mimosas.
None of this is me joking.  This bunch of snobs having to fly commercial is unheard of.
They are ready to tear into Secretary Tillerson in every single filed report.  Just watch what you see on TV:
(Reuters) U.S. Secretary of State Rex Tillerson is traveling to Asia this week accompanied by only one reporter, a White House correspondent from the Independent Journal Review (IJR), a digital news outlet founded in 2012 by former Republican political operatives.
The IJR said in a statement late Tuesday the State Department last week offered one of its reporters, Erin McPike, a place aboard the Secretary’s aircraft on his trip this week to Asia.
[…]  The State Department had previously told reporters covering Tillerson’s trip to South Korea, Japan, and China that he would not be taking reporters on his plane and that they would have to fly commercially, breaking with decades of precedent stretching back to Henry Kissinger.
Major news organizations complained, among them the BBC, CNN, New York Times, Washington Post and Reuters.
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[…]  The State Department Correspondents Association, which represents reporters who cover U.S. diplomacy, said in a statement that it was “disappointed” Tillerson chose to travel to Asia without a full contingent of media “or even a pool reporter”.
“After saying it was unable to accommodate press on the Secretary’s plane to Asia due to space and budget constraints, the State Department offered a unilateral seat to one reporter,” the statement said.
“Several of our members have traveled commercially to meet Secretary Tillerson on the ground in Asia. We expect that the diplomatic press corps will be afforded access to Secretary Tillerson equal to that given to the reporter on the plane.”
A spokesman for IJR, Matt Manda, did not immediately respond to a request for comment on whether McPike would file pool reports to colleagues, or whether IJR had any comment on the SDCA’s statement.
For decades, secretaries of state have nearly always invited media to travel with them. In rare cases, particularly late in a secretary’s tenure, some outlets have declined the invitations, such as for former Secretary John Kerry’s December 2016 trip to Saudi Arabia.
Republican secretaries of state Alexander Haig, George Shultz, James Baker, and Condoleezza Rice routinely took 10 or more journalists on their overseas trips, even to conflict zones such as Lebanon and Central America.
Up through Tuesday, just hours before Tillerson was scheduled to leave, the State Department declined to confirm whether there would be any reporters on Tillerson’s plane.
Acting State Department spokesman Mark Toner said in a phone briefing with reporters onTuesday that the agency was considering “having a seat available” on his plane.
“We’ve been very clear, frankly, that this is a smaller footprint all around, and this is the Secretary’s decision, to travel with a smaller footprint,” Toner said. “To some degree, it’s a cost-saving measure.”  (read more)
The rest of the article is Reuters tearing into IJR for having the audacity to accept a seat on the flight with T-Rex.   This is like High School mean girls taken to exponential levels of vitriol and hatred.
This is going to be ugly.  Very, very ugly.
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Things you won’t see when Secretary Tillerson is traveling.


(I am Sorry...I forgot to mention...
THE PARTY IS OVER)

Monday, May 15, 2017

John McCain is a Treasonous Ass

People have made good cases for that statement going all the way back to the Vietnam war.

Lately though, Rex Tillerson has swatted the communist fly

Will McLame go up against Tillerson?  We shall see.

Regards the details, tell us john, what oppressed nation has America actually Helped?  Take your time.

Then why recently, when the Trump administration was working a possible one more college try Diplomatic solution for N Korea did you find it necessary to call Kim Jong Un a crazy fat kid.   That pretty much guarantees he is not going to work with the USA one iota. Go ahead and give us that beady eyed heh heh heh girly laugh one more time.

You ought to be impeached yourself you worthless bag of cowardly bones.

Arizona voters.  Redeem yourselves and vote an American into the Senate in place of this idiotic 80+ year old assclown.

Sunday, May 14, 2017

Skin In The Game

I find it kind of incredible that anyone can accuse anyone of anything in America with no recourse for when they are lying.

The black girl and the Duke lacrosse players.
The democrats and the Russian claims.
The democrats and the Impeachment nonsense.
The lawyers and the medical industry.

I think if politicians make claims like this and they cannot produce something substantial to back it up within a certain relatively short time frame, you need to pay a price.  If this was in place, we'd have heard nothing of Russians or Impeachment.

When you sue someone and you lose your case, you need to pay all the court costs and defendant's costs.

It's insane right?  Lawyers have sued the medical industry to the point of totally FUBARing HC in America to the point that now government feels the need to get involved, guaranteeing that it will get FUBARed permanently.

If everyone had to have skin in the game it would fix so damn much.

Friday, May 12, 2017

Surprise Transmission Received From N Korean Comfort Women Service Parlor (CWS of DPRK)

Kim Jong Un and General Dong have arrived at the local CWS and are in process of selecting the women for today's fun and relaxation.



Kim motions to Nari-Sum-Bang (she's on the left) to come over and sit on his lap..

Bang: Oh Brilrint Reader, I so happy now that you pick me.  You are so handsome and Intelligent and  Physically Fit, it makes me want to cry!  Oh Bloo Hoos Hoos.... Ah Bloo Hoos Hoos Hoos Hoos!

Kim: Come with me little flower and I make you want to do sumting else instead....


General Dong has chosen Calista-ill-Soon (in the middle) and decides to impress her with big secrets from Kim Jong Palace.

Dong Tells Ill-Soon that only Kimche flying around in space fermenting and not to worry. He also tells her he encourages Brilliant Leader to eat cheese all day long and maybe he will die of overdose of Potassium and N Koreans will be Free of crazy fat kid.

Now is time for comfort though.  Dong tells Calista to prease be careful removing Brilliant Leader Compliments medal from fly of pants.
 
Dong: Yeeeeeeeeeeooowww ! 

Rest of transmission is censored.

Thursday, May 11, 2017

Could North Korea Take Us Out From Space?

Here is an article that says they have two satellites orbiting the Earth armed with Nuklar devices that could detonate and create an EMP incident knocking out the electrical power of the USA.

Article Link

My personal feeling is that our super secret X37-B Space Plane, which has just returned from a 400+ day romp in space has already taken these satellites out.

My 2nd personal feeling about there not being any threat comes from my super secret secure connection to Kim Jong's Palace interior.  We listen....

General Dong: Brilliant Reader! It looks like Donna Trump Ready to attack us, should we activate Nukrear Satellites ?!?

Brilliant Leader: I'm tells you now General Dong.....  I no think Donna Trump ever attack us. Satellites not filled with Nukrear EMP devices, filled with special Kimshe recipe.  I'm hope US not destroy them. I so hungry.






Wednesday, May 10, 2017

Audio Continues to Pour in From the Kim Jong Un Palace

over my secret secure connection..........

General Dong:  Brilliant Leader, What we gonna do about Donna Trump maybe drop Nuke Bomb on Pingpong, er I mean Pyongyang ?

Brilliant Leader:  Way ahead of you General Dong !  Paying Repubbican Congless to pass birr saying Trump can no drop bomb without them say so's.

Dong: That's Brilliant Brilriant Reader !

B Leader: I'm KNOW'S IT General Dong !  Grabs another Compriment Brilliant Leader medal for yourself.

Dong: Oh Brilliant Leader I'm thanks you big time but Fly only prace left to put Medal !

B Leader: That is probrem General Dong. Be very careful with pin on back of medal.

Dong: Yeeoouch !

B Leader: I'm said be careful.....

Saturday, May 6, 2017

Pre-Existing Conditions and the Health Care Debates

A Huge H/T to Adrienne at Adrienne's Place

Perfection

 Yea, we're screwed.

My equation is:  Compassion for People with Pre-existing Conditions vs Requirement for Private HC ins Companies to be Profitable = We're Screwed.

Stephen Hawking say's humankind's existence requires us to migrate to another planet within 100 years.  He May Be Right!  Islamism/Liberalism/Globalism = the death of humankind.

Oh and here is a good one on pre-existing conditions also.

 Great blog too.

Friday, May 5, 2017

The Entrance to Heaven or Hell - You Decide.

A million light years across?  Dude, that's that's not even possible is it?   That's not normal, that's Much worse !

Click the Pic.





Wednesday, May 3, 2017

Now That We're Getting More Intimate With North Korea, Compricated Questions

continue to present themselves to us well as confound.

Today's question is "Where do North Korean Generals Get All Those Wacky Looking Medals?"


No, it is not because they have magnetic bodies.

Turning to the Whirl Why Web, I have found the following answers posted by a world traveler and part time humorist.


Outside of some minor support for the Ethiopian Civil War in the early 90’s, North Korea has not fought any major conflicts since the early 1950’s. There have been minor incursions in the South, but involved very few North Koreans at any given time. So, the question is how does the North Korean military win so many military ribbons and awards (see pics)? I was curious so I did some research. The truthfulness of the incidents and behavior is more than bizarre. Here are ten I found. There are over 50 possible decorations as the pictures below indicate.


1. Attentiveness Award—this award is for listening to the Supreme Leader for numerous hours. Failure to stay awake can lead to death. No sleepy sermons here. See North Korea executes defense chief for falling asleep during meeting.

2. North Korean Competence Award—this award in for appearing capable in performing your duties. Failure to appear competent can lead to death. See North Korean Leader Kim Jong-un Executes a Turtle Farmer For 'Incompetence' | VICE News

3. Partners in Peace Award—this popular award is given to those who had any contact with Denis Rodman while he was in North Korea during several trips. Since Kim Jong-un worships Denis Rodman for appearing like the average American (facial jewelry, tattoos, sunglasses worn inside buildings, bleached hair, odd behavior) and he uses Denis’s image a lot to show North Koreans what average Americans look like. It really works.

4. North Korean Brazen Bull Award—this award is for general officers who have expressed interest and zeal for the Chicago Bulls (see above). This is issued to general officers only. See How Kim Jong-un Came To Love The Bulls

5. Kim Jong-II Choo-Choo Award—This award was for senior officers that accompanied him on train trips as he had a fear of flying and refused to fly.

6. The Brilliant Leader Worship Award—Kim Jung-un is referred to as the Brilliant Leader and surrounds himself with a large litany of yes-men dedicated to boosting his ego. Those who come up with the most creative compliments and praises are able to win this award. Sometimes called the “Whose Your Daddy Award” but very coveted. Like father like s-un: North Korean leader dictates to his entourage.

7. Supreme Gulag Award—officers affiliated with the countries massive gulag system where 200,000 North Koreans are imprisoned for dissent, etc. are eligible for this award. See North Korea’s Gulags

8. Amazing Execution Award—this little known award is given to military officers who come up with interesting and creative ways to execute North Koreans. It has also been awarded to those who participate in these bizarre executions.

9. Eating Well Award—this award is for securing better rations than the rank and file soldiers. This award is awarded for every three years of prosperity in food consumption while the remainder of the military forces starve. This is nicknamed the “Rank Has its Privileges Award.” Defector: North Korean Troops Starving

10. Heavenly Cow Award—this award was for all military officers that would also partake of Kim Jung-II’s favorite meat, the donkey. Also referred to as “Jackass Tu” award. See Kim dines on donkey and says it's heavenly Kim dines on donkey and says it's heavenly

11. It's a Family Affair Award--this award is for family members only who can survive his wrath. For example, his uncle, Jang Song Thaek, who was second-in-command was found guilty of “attempting to overthrow the state.” And so, if reports are to be believed, Kim Jong-un had him executed. His uncle was apparently first stripped naked and then thrown into a cage of ravenous dogs that finished the human off.
And it didn’t stop there. There were reports that he allegedly silenced his grieving aunt by means of poisoning because she was angry at her husband’s execution. However, there were also reports that she either suffered a fatal heart attack or committed suicide. There was no confirmation about where or how she died.
So, now we know the origins of many of those metals North Koreans wear. A little tongue and cheek but the facts are really strange. I hope this has been insightful and educational.

My personal opinion is North Korean generals get a medal for every 50 good looking chicks they deliver into the Comfort Women Service (CWS of DPRK)

A related question is "Why Did These Female Soldiers Get Medals?" 

I think I'm knows.





Monday, May 1, 2017

A Rare Break From the Never Ending Jockularity That is Kids Blog.


An Optical Smorgasbord of a galactic pair of sex crazed Galaxies - light years distant, Yearning to be 1 together rather than 2 alone, definitely not 3 together (not bi), and Most Definitely 4 each other.

Heck yea, click the picture !