As customary at the start of each meeting, we all write down our pick for the Middle Eastern city to nuke and pass them to Mustang at the head of the table. If we ever reach consensus. we push the button and turn the keys simultaneously and let slip the Dogs of War ! Sky Rockets in Flight, Afternoon Delight !
Once again, we were not in agreement. Shucks.
Z was also brought up as happens quite often. There were plenty of heads nodding, smiling, and "Oh Yea's" going around the table. Well, the guys anyway. The ladies exclaimed in unison "You Guys !"
Next on the agenda - How to get rid of McConnell without physical harm. We're peaceful cats after all. This issue went from the drawing board to the parking lot. Rats.
We started a pool on when the media will first talk about the raping going on in the dust bunnies for brains European countries by the asylum Invaders. I've got the March 10, 2057 square for 2 bucks. IMP's got never and Mustang has "Who Cares". I should have went with that myself.
Someone brought up NASA's plan for a manned mission to Mars by 2030. Everyone screamed WHO CARES!
Alrighty then. Moving on to the economy Kid reminded everyone once again that until the FED raises rates there ain't no economic recovery. Someone educate the media. Well - that's a deep subject.
The meeting adjourned with all scanning the 'news' page and a seemingly endless series of exclamations of: Yea right, who cares, that's bs, that's disgusting, hey they found a rock on Mars, yaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwn.
Everyone thanked each other for being sane and we all look forward to next week's optimist-pessimist club meeting. The club doesn't reveal the names of all the attendees because well you know.
A hearty thank you to AOW for these accurate and concise meeting minutes.