Thursday, February 7, 2019

It is Impossible to Represent my Hysterical Laughter in Text Form Here

So, Here is the Green New Deal From the person with an IQ so much into minus numbers, it can't even be measured on the Negative Richter Scale.

If you're short on time, skip the Overview and go right to "Resolution Summary".

Some of the things that caught my eye:

  • Replace All air travel with high speed rail
  • Upgrade or replace every single building in the USA to be 100% renewable, CO2 free energy efficient
  • Get rid of All the Nuclear power plants
  • Guarantee jobs for every single person in the USA of working age.
  • Guarantee a living income for all persons unable or UNWILLING to work
  • Everybody is in a Union.
  • Remove all internal combustion cars and build charging stations Everywhere.
And it all must be done in 10 years.

And here is the main article where I found this.


In a sober moment I must realize that a lot of government people are old, and in 20-30 years will all be replaced by reasonable facsimile's of one Alexandria Ocaseanuts-KorTezzzzzzzzzz.

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  1. I just saw on Gateway Pundit that it's been removed from her website already. I guess there were tons of typos. Why am I not, like, ya know, like surprised?

    People need to quit paying attention to her - stat. Who gives a sh*t what she says or does. I know, I know - it's like looking at a car wreck as you slowly pass by.

    My Erica kitteh has more brains than Empty Cortex does and for a bonus she catches critters. Of what possible use is this egotistical dummkopf?

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    1. Adrienne, So much of me just wants to ignore this creature. Yet at the same time, I want to see these concepts so rejected by the vast majority of Americans that all of these people immediately move to Venezuela as soon as they realize their plans are going no where in the USA and they have stopped crying long enough to get passports and airline tickets.

      Plus it is not often you run across this level of moron and especially one actually sitting in Congress. Bugs Bunny would even be stunned.

      Only if she/they come up with something as stupid as this to say the power of 10 will I bother to mention it again. I've just been laughing all day over this. As I said on your site, we would have been so much better off electing a 1st grader to Congress because there is at least a good chance that person would be able to learn something over the course of a couple years.

      At least she restricted her nonsense to the USA. Remember the green candidate Jill Stein? She promised to make everything fair, happy, safe, bla bla bla, Worldwide ! hahahaha


      I did notice all the typo's and gramatical errors in the original legislation (very hard to read so didn't link it)

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    2. Someone on the radio said that New York could have randomly elected any bartender in the state and have done better than Empty.

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    3. In New York back in the day WE always said, "Pick any taxi driver, waiter, or short order cook ..."

      NEVER anyone from the Poison Ivy League.

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    4. Adrienne, they could have picked Anyone in New Yoik and done better.

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  2. I can't even respond to this......I can't let her into my brain, it's too painful..

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    1. Z, hahahahhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahha hahhaa I can dig it. I'm trained for this however. hahahaa

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  3. While waiting at the subway station for their train, two neurosurgeons were having a conversation. One of them said, "You know, should anything untoward happen to AO-C, I would love to have the opportunity to study her brain." To this the second surgeon replied, "Of course, but then what will you do in the afternoon?"

    ~Mustang

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    1. Mustang, the neurosurgeon would need an electron microscope to do so because if her brain were rolling down the business end of a razor blade, it would look like a bb rolling down an 8 lane highway.

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  5. I'm sorry. I cannot laugh at her. Please let me tell you why.

    This creature frankly TERRIFIES me. It is not really she, however, it is the, apparently, hundreds of thousands of New Yorkers who VOTED for her, and the TENS of MILLIONS more who we are told would be DELIGHTED to see her in charge of the Oval Office at 1600 ennsylvania Avenue in Washingtoin, D.C.

    Some have actually suggested the Constitution should be amended to permit this horse-faced bag of BS with the shrill, piping, voice of a second-grader to run against President Trump in the 2020 presidential election!

    If THAT doesn't scare the living tar out of you, I can't imagine what would.

    AOC is no laughing matter. She is a primary outward and visible sign that we have become an ignorant, ill-informed, miseducated, hopelessly immature, frankly INSANE society.

    Of course, few if any would be paying attention to this regrettable phenomenon if it weren't for the ENEMEDIA'S obsessive-compulsive determination to plant this conceited, clownish little attention whore squarely IN OUR FACES several times a day –– day after day after day.

    If I could press a button ...

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    1. I find myself in total agreement, Franco.

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    2. Thank you, Ed. I only wish I knew what we could do to improve the situation.

      At the SOTUaddress President Trump served a virtual banquet of intelligent, factual, inspiring, compassionate, workable solutions to the nation's problems and challenges along with gracious acknowledgement of the contributions and sacrifices many have made from World War Ii on. I listened to the whole thing twice, and felt from the loud, generous applause that the president's remarks were very well received.

      And yet –– as ALWAYS the ENEMDIA has done nothing but harp on negatives, pick on scabs, and pour salt on the wounds THEY inflict on the nation as tey gleefully spread do]ubt, fear and confusion.. Even FOX is no longer an exception.

      If "the ungodly are not so, but are like the chaff which the wind driveth away," why is the ENEMEDIA the hugely influential, terribly powerful, deadly, destructive force that it is?

      I'm NOT being cynical about our fath, but I'd be interested to learn how you, personally, handle questiins like that, Ed. I really would.

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    3. Exactly Franco. It are the Ignoraminous Voters all over the country that allows this crap into our lives. If it weren't for them, these morons would be afraid to talk in public.

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    4. Franco, there is a part of me that calls for their death.
      In my mind, it is self evident that they are traitorous to our Constitution and seek to enslave me and mine. Self-defense would be a moral excuse.
      Yet I would betray their rights under the same Constitution in my attempt to protect it and myself.
      It's a quandary.
      And I ask myself if it is a murderous impulse of my sin nature or a visceral self-defense.

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  6. "...government people are old, and in 20-30 years will all be replaced ..."
    Hopefully by this guy!

    As for this green deal, I personally am looking forward to flying trains and bovines with better flatulence control in 10 short years. I predict we will all be wearing Propeller Beanie Hats that power our phones and implanted gov't issued gps chips. Gonna be awesome!

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    1. You're being sarcastic, right?
      I never can tell....
      Thanks for cluing me in on @theCJPearson.
      Twitter is a jungle I try to avoid.

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    2. Good Pick Mr Blade !

      And there's going to be a lot more than flying trains and beanie hats. Why, for example, the trains will run exclusively on CO2. Course after all the plants are dead, someone gonna have some splainin to do.
      I predict it will be blamed on people traveling too much, and of course Trump.

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  7. Guarantee a living income for all persons...UNWILLING to work

    Good Lord! Is AOC crazy, or what? Truly, she is beyond dingbat!

    AOC has a pipe dream. From drug use?

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    1. AOW, Nope, she is simply a product of our 'education' system.

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  8. Just spotted this at Moonbatter.com:

    Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez wiped away a tear Thursday during a press conference held by a liberal group to protest the continuing flow of taxpayer dollars to Immigration and Customs Enforcement.

    Sheesh.

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  9. The AO-C fiasco does have some good news. In 3,000 years from now, no one will give a damn. The fantastic news could be that in two years, she will pass into history in the manner of a stinky fart on a windy afternoon. What does bother me, though, is that there are people calling themselves American who end up voting for crap like this. That’s been “the” bad news for a long time, and if there is “really bad” news, it is that the problem is getting worse.

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    1. Sam, the massive ignorance coursing through our populace is of course the problem. Without that, these idiots would be afraid to speak in public.

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  10. A whole generation of Kortezzers? Terrifying prospect.

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    1. Lonestar. I take an everyday YouGov 3 question survey on my phone. Among the generally 1500 - 2000 responses, it is clear that the majority buy into the man made global warming scam. I'm sure this includes young and old.

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