Wednesday, March 21, 2018

Orion, Always Interesting, From a Larger Perspective

Orions Belt are the 3 stars in the center of the image.  In fall it is easy to spot them in North America as they are the center section of an hourglass shaped collection of stars with the large stars forming the top and bottom of the hourglass.

Click the dude and read about it.  Certainly one of the most favorite sky targets of Earth bound star gazers with small telescopes.  The Horsehead Nebula is in there for example though you won't find it with this far away view.

Monday, March 19, 2018

In The News !

President Trump appoints former female porn star to head CDC, stating that she will be very focused on social diseases.

All 7 billion people on Earth tell Elon Musk to GFY as no one is going to go to that POS planet Mars.

Chinese hackers gain access to all self-driving cars in America and make them hunt down and kill pedestrians.

Louis Farrakhan dies from a spontaneous human combustion event and takes the entire Congressional Black Caucus with him as well as Al Sharpton, Jesse Jackson, and Bradley Manning and Bruce Jenner who were both there desperately looking to get laid.

The entire democrat party and everyone associated with them, excluding Nancy Pelosi, Maxine Waters, Hank Johnson and Sheila Jackson Lee, are branded as a National Security Threat.  Those excluded were exempted based upon their exceptionally low IQ and deemed to not even be a threat to a potted plant, piece of lint, or bottle cap.  Also included as threats however are Lindsey Graham, John McCain, Lisa Murkowski, Jeff Flake, Mitch McConnell, Paul Ryan, and Susan Collins.

Impertinent and Mustang are working on software to cause self-driving cars to be able to identify and kill liberal progressives on sight.  Wish them luck !

Ms Z is still humming Afternoon Delight, but is working feverishly alongside Betsy Devos to straighten out our education system once and for all.  Godspeed Ms Z and Betsy !

DaBlade is providing cover fire for a Seal Team Elebendy Ninety Nine who are tasked with Really cleaning up the swamp.

FreeThinke is providing heavenly music and poetry to keep the wolves from catching on to the above activities.

Adrienne, Ed, AOW, Fredd, and all the other blog masters are in the situation room providing high level strategy.

** Breaking News !  Doctors report Jeff Sessions showing signs of entering Puberty.

Kid Reported seeing a good looking person in Cincinnati, but the excitement was over when it was discovered she was only here visiting her crazy uncle Otis, who by the way, can't drive a car worth a shit.

Kid has started a GoFundMe page to get the water cleaned up in Flint, MI but secretly plans to keep all the money for himself.

President Trump uses a Colt .45 caliber semi-automatic handgun to murder Rosie O'Donnell on 5th Ave in New York and no one cares.  President Trump responds to reporters questions about the incident by saying, See I told you no one would care if I murdered someone on 5th Ave.

How about Melania's New Shoes !!!!

Vladimir Putin receives 99.99999% of the vote to retain the presidency in Russia.

Someone said Something Really rude to someone else, and that someone else had something really Shocking to say back.

Stephen Hawking teases on his death bed methods to determine if there are multiple universes.  Who gives a shit, we can't even get to Mars.

No One Really Cares, except maybe your spouse and Closest friends.

Black Mayors and other black officials across America blame all things bad on Jewish people, White People, and Trump

Sports News - Who cares.

Austin Texas Bomber found to be Michael Moore freaking out over repeating 10 minute hunger strikes. Expected to not be charged.

A Trillion seconds is 32,678 years.

A 2.5 trillion federal study concluded that domestic house cats will always sleep on the largest pillow available.

Scientists are stymied over cat language.  Does "Meow" mean Feed me, Brush me, or Let Me the Hell Out.  More funds are needed to resolve this quintessential conundrum. 

Today's music requires that singers cannot sing, band members cannot actually play instruments, and song writers couldn't put a tune or lyrics together to save their life.

Keith Richards takes out full page ad in New York Times that reads "I'm Still Alive! HAHAHAHAHAHhahahhahahaaaaaarrg "

Jersey Mikes Subs Donating proceeds of all sales for Wednesday March 28 to Kids Cancer Centers (True)

I just read that 132 puppies have been rescued from drainpipes and other deadly traps.

Goodnight Chet.
Goodnight David.

Friday, March 16, 2018

I Don't See a Seagull Or a Duck

I see a scary Halloween pumpkin creature in a choke hold by another scary Halloween pumpkin creature with some of the image containing what look like bullet holes in the tailgate of a Ford F-150 tailgate put there by frantic San Francisco police who also happen to be piss poor shots.

Rosanne agrees with me.  Click the pic and read all about it.

Sunday, March 11, 2018

A Kinder Gentler Horsehead

The Horsehead Nebula in Hot Pink Pastel.

I wonder if they'll ever make this into an amusement ride.

Clicking the image again at the APOD site will get you a high resolution image that is much more stunning than Joe Biden's pedophilic stupidity or Maxine Waters level 12 IQ.

Friday, March 9, 2018

From North of the 38th Parallel in a Little Town Named PingPong

Kim Jong:  General Wang come qrick !

Wang: I'm here boss !

Kim: You not looking well General Wang.

Wang: I hungry Boss, only eat spoonful of kimchi this week, not thinking my best either Dear Leader..  How can I serve you today?

Kim:  Call Domino's, order pizzas. 

Wang: I tried Great Leader, they say since we didn't pay last time, they no serve.

Kim: I can't berieve great friend Xi Jingleplink not sending me food and supplies any more.  I don't know how Trump got to him.  And why Trump not like last 4 weasels in White Castle?

Wang: Probably gave lots money Greatest Reader.  I'm afraid I not know what makes Trump tick tock.

Kim: I'm not thinks so Wang.  I'm thinks he promise not to mess up South China Sea with new islands packed with Chinese Comfort Women.  I'm think Trump has own harem in US of A and he get excited when I threaten to blow them up.  He don't like sending extortion money either, he want to keep all for self.
By the way, how is my favorite girl Kum Too Sun ?

Wang: Yes, you are genius Greatest Leader.  We keeping Kum fed well for you Great Reader.  She say be too long since Too Sun see you.

Kim: I'm knows it.  Put her in my closets tonight and tell her to suplise me.

Wang: Speaking of Comfort Women..  Comfort Women Forces girls starving and getting very thin.  Not attractive as usual. I know you like them Trump, er PLUMP, So Solly Dearest Leader !  I will go without desert tonight to make up for my diminished capacity !

Kim:  Yes I do like Trump, I Mean PLUMP !  Damn that great tweeter!   I hungry too.  Don't worry about desert Wang, I eat all last night anyway.   Too cold to forage for food right now.  Soon I will have to resort to my stash of Dinty Moore Stews and Chef Bloyardees !!

Call my new friend President Moon and setup meeting with Plump, I means TRUMP !  We must get sanctions removed.  I will just wait for next democlat president and can restart weapons programs and extortion routines then.

After Moon call, bring my favorite cheese and sushi roll.
And keep the wine and Soju coming too.  I very deplessed...
Wang: I'm on it like vomit Boss, I mean Dearest Greatest Leader !

Thursday, March 8, 2018


With all the evil in the world (Not going to list it) are you telling me that a made up war between men and women is a real thing?  Seriously?