Monday, February 20, 2017

If We Owe Descendents of Slaves Anything 100+ Years After the Republican Party

Was Created Specifically to Free the Slaves and Led by Abraham Lincoln, then don't we owe a lot to the following people too?


  • The entire surviving family tree of people drafted to fight in World War One, whether those people died or not.


  • The entire surviving family tree of people drafted to fight in World War Two, whether those people died or not.

  • The entire surviving family tree of people drafted to fight in The Korean War, whether those people died or not.

  • The entire surviving family tree of people drafted to fight in The Vietnam War,  whether those people died or not.



I'm sure we can think of more Americans who were forced to  suffer great hardship in the service of America.

I've had it with the victim class.  I don't owe anyone a damn thing and neither do you.





Sunday, February 19, 2017

Explaining Trump In My Own Words

While I try to dig up some more humor, my thoughts on All Things Trump.

We went so far down the PC drain pipe, worrying about not offending anyone as opposed to wondering why nothing is getting done and politicians reading from teleprompters, obama accomplishing jack nothing and spending 10 Trillion plus tax collected over 8 years in the process.  Well, obama did offend many on the right but to the media and to any rational thought process these days - We Don't Count.  Well, our math on Nov 7, 2016 proved we do count and we're going to count higher next time, especially as the chuck todd's and cher's and tay swifs of the world continue to remind us we are knuckle dragging racists that don't matter as they do little more than emit noises from their pie holes.
The liberally educated punks all think he's great.  Go from that to someone trying to pull America back up the sewage pipe and out of the commode and this is what it's going to look like.  It's going to be ugly.  That's my explanation.

Trump Did inherit a much larger mess than obama did.  For obama it was only economy and jobs and he did piss poor with both, later on actually laughing how there were not shovel ready jobs.  The millennials must have passed out from imaginary orgasms on the spot..

Trump could be a silver tonged devil only speaking truth 100% of the time and the media is still going to hammer him.  I read article after article saying America's heartland doesn't give a whit about any of this stuff, and we don't as long as he gets things done. 

I'll say for Trump this is a job, for obama it was a royal appointment.  Big Diff.  Trump won't be dancing on Ellen while all the hipsters ooh and ahh.

They more they hate Trump the more we like him.

Trump would Love this.

 

Saturday, February 18, 2017

Wednesday, February 15, 2017

James Mattis Facts




When James Mattis does pushups, he is not pushing himself up, he is pushing the Earth down.

James Mattis is so fast, he can run around the world and smack himself on the back of his head.

When the bogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for James Mattis.

James Mattis doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures James Mattis has allowed to live.

Outer space exists because its afraid to be on the same planet with James Mattis.

James Mattis does not sleep. He waits.

James Mattis is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs. 

James Mattis counted to infinity - twice.

James Mattis can lead a horse to water AND make it drink. 

James Mattis doesn’t wear a watch. HE decides what time it is.

James Mattis can slam a revolving door. 

James Mattis does not get frostbite. James Mattis bites frost.

Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Mattistatorship.

If you spell James Mattis in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

Guns don't kill people. James Mattis kills people.

The chief export of James Mattis is Pain.

James Mattis has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.

The leading causes of death in the world are: 1. Heart Disease 2. James Mattis 3. Cancer.

James Mattis doesnt go hunting.... James Mattis GOES KILLING.

James Mattis uses pepper spray to spice up his steaks.

James Mattis once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.  (He is sorry about that)

Crop circles are James Mattis way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.

When James Mattis sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. James Mattis has not had to pay taxes, ever.

CNN was originally created as the "James Mattis Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.  What the hell happened to this great network?

James Mattis once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.

What was going through the minds of all of James Mattis victims before they died? His shoe.

James Mattis grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.

James Mattis doesnt actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.

Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. James Mattis has 72... and they're all poisonous.

Guantuanamo Bay, Cuba, is the military code-word for "James Mattis basement".

The square root of James Mattis is pain. Do not try to square James Mattis, the result is death.

 

Monday, February 13, 2017

Self Driving Cars?

Nope

Self Driving Drones

If successful, in short order you will see beefed up drones able to carry an entire family of 4.

Saturday, February 11, 2017

This is the best vid and rant I've seen in 20 or more years.

Liberals - Will you have the guts to ignore the title and watch?

PS - the country has been maximum divided for years now, not just the last two weeks !!! lol, geeeezus

h/t AOW

 Language..