Friday, April 28, 2017

Once Again, Donald J Trump, Through His EO on Opening Up Offshore Drilling

and completely cancelling barry soetoro's ban on US offshore drilling has solved many problems with the simple stroke of a pen.
  1. American oil companies will once again be able to drain the subsurface of the ocean floor of that nasty oil that we can use in our cars and sell to other countries.
  2. As a result, the ocean floor will likely sink at least 240 feet making ample room for the melted ice of libtard glaciers and frozen continents, totally neutralizing the effects of the non-existent global warming thing-a-ma-bob
  3. Extract the oil in a much more environmentally safe way than all the Mexican and Chinese oil rigs do, who have Never Stopped Drilling for offshore oil.
The hell you say.  Yes I do.  Mexico and China were never bound to acknowledge barry soetoro's oil drilling ban, they are in international waters, and they have no requirement to follow the laws of the USA.  Plus they have no requirement to follow the over-restrictive guidelines of the US EPA. They may be creating oil spills all over the place and have no requirement to answer to anyone.

As a result, Donald J Trump has 1) brought a bunch of energy creation to the USA that we won't have to buy from someone else (GDP Growth, Reduce Trade Defecit) -2) done it in a much more environmentally friendly way since American companies can drill more safely, and 3) opened up closer to shore drilling where it is much less dangerous to drill without having a booboo like BP did.

Sheer Genius.

4)  The libtards are bouncing off the walls.

Thursday, April 27, 2017

So, Now It Finally Occurs to Me

What we need to do is join sports and politics at the hips.

Bad politicians suck at everything !

SO many people are geeked up about sports. Now they will be talking politics on ESPN along with the sports. Sports addicted people will be appraised of how much bad politicians suck and America will be Great Again !

Looking back when obama scored like 32 on the bowling alley and 197 on an executive (par 3) golf course, he'd have been rejected by the majority of America before he even got started

Trump on the other hand is one hell of a golfer even at 69 years old.  He could be president for the next 20 years !

Imagine the anguish we could have avoided.  John Kerry closing his eyes and crying like a little girl as a thrown football comes with a few feet of him.  He'd have been scratched from the word Go!

hirrod crinton - Need I say More.

Such much grief could have easily been flushed before it even became known.

Let's all call Sports Center  and demand they review all politicians on their athletic abilities.

Carry on.

Wednesday, April 26, 2017

Tuesday, April 25, 2017

With All the Pathetic Sniveling Bullshit Excuses Being Bandied About for Why the Hildebeast Lost the Election

I thought I'd put the Real Story Out.

Trump Won Because:
  • He was not a politician
  • MAGA
  • Didn't insult us with agenda items like 'job creation' and 'tweak the tax code'
  • He promised to put a Conservative on the SC - Check
  • He promised big changes to immigration - Check and more to come
  • He talked about things people who have a F* brain care about
  • He got people off their couch who haven't voted for president in decades.

Monday, April 24, 2017

Ok, Here's The Plan.

We send as much Tungsten as we can each and every resupply mission to the ISS.  When we get enough to make 2 artificial asteroids, One at 1/2 KILLometer wide, and one at 1/4 KILLometer, we send them suckers back to Earth at 17,000 mph.  One will impact the middle east left center Iran and one dead center N Korea.

World be better place in short order.

Oh, and close all the mosques except for in Sweden and declare islam a non-religion.

Oh, and declare open season on anyone appearing to be a moslem vermin.

Oh, and finally - Pigs make mincemeat out of three mohammedens.  Beautiful !


Friday, April 21, 2017

Unbelievably Rude and Profane

Kim Jong Il Channeling Kim Jong Un.  I warned ya.

If that's too depressing, try a Cool New Way

Thursday, April 20, 2017

A Galaxy What Eats Udder Galaxies?

Cute little galaxy aren't it?
Click the picture for the description.

Can you get a huge high resolution image to explore?  Heck Yea, just click again while at the APOD site.

Wednesday, April 19, 2017

Things I've Learned About Russia Watching Russian Driving Crash Videos

  • There are not many single family homes appearing in these vids but there are lots of big apartment buildings.  Plus the place looks pretty crappy all over.  Russians are not living well.
  • As noted in last blog post, Russians affix wheels with single lug nut and wheels often fly off car or truck at perfect moment
  • Russians are encouraged to turn left from right lane and turn right from left lane, especially when another car is beside and blocking them
  • Fun game to play for Russians is to try to fit car between two other vehicles when it is impossible to do so
  • Kids in US of A like to play beer pong, people in Russia like to chug 1/5th of Vodka and hit highway at high speed with eyes closed
  • Russian Females are not allowed to look for cars on road before crossing without being called cowards
  • Red light in Russia is considered greatest enemy and offense and many Russians put pedal to floor at sight of red light
  • One fun thing to do is perform U-turn on rural highway without looking while cars are traveling close by at 75 mph
  • Other fun thing to do is see how many pedestrians you can take out in a single day going through red lights at 90 mph or to see how close you come to them
  • Rear ends of cars and trucks must be really offensive to Russians because they smash into them constantly
  • When coming upon a railroad crossing with lights flashing, especially with loaded semi truck, challenge is cross tracks at slowest speed possible with speeding train in sight.
  • Favorite game of strength and bravery is to move into opposing lane on 2 lane rural highway and play chicken with other cars and semi trucks - survivors win great acclaim
  • When driving heavily loaded semi truck, it is greatest fun to see how fast you can take curves without tipping over
  • If snow and ice are on road Russians are encouraged to drive at fastest possible speed
I will say that Russians are very polite in that when they witness an accident most immediately offer assistance.

If you think I'm kidding !  Not for the easily disturbed at witnessing accidents.

All the Russian you will need to know is Suka Bylat.
Bylat, pronounced Bilyat or Blat is the F word and Suka = Bitch.
Finally, Russian music sucks.