President Trump has signed an executive order giving Vladimir Putin and Russia Complete Control of the United States. Mr Putin vows to repeal Obamacare and put all liberals in Gulags. FBI and CIA Cheer the move.
The Trump family has permanently moved to Mar-a-Lago. Donald Trump calls CNN and asks them if they like Apples. They look confused but say "Yes". Donald Trump then says "How do you like them apples!"
As a consequence of John McCain calling Kim Jong Un a "Crazy fat kid", North Korean agents have captured John McCain and are torturing him at an undisclosed location in North Korea. Hey, Thanks guys! We don't need him back.
American Badger Buries a Cow. Don't mess with the American or the Honey Badger.
United Nations admits the whole Global Warming story was cooked up on April 1, 1998 and then it "just got out of control".
Shaquille O'Neal reveals to us that based on his extensive world wide traveling, that the Earth is indeed flat.