Kim: General Dong, what we goings to do about big ass Donna Tlump threats to us!?
Dong: We should hire Shelsea Crinton to fire up Amerlican Peoples against their government ! Shia LaPoofs too ! And Justy Bliebers!
Kim: I'm not thinks that work General Dong. Trump fever too strong. And Justy Bliebers not even in news anymores!
Dong: So Solly Great Leader ! How abouts we stop Nuke and Missile Tests and just keep our countly wide harem in prace?
Kim with sollen looks: General Dong, that may be alls we gots left...
Dong: I'm knows it Great Leaders. I'm knows it.
How do you get these things?
ReplyDeleteEd, DaBlade send them to me.
DeleteLOL - what more can I say!!!
ReplyDeleteC-CS
Glad you rike C-CS
DeleteDid you ever notice when you see that fat bad haircut surrounded by his top military brass..... they all have chests full of gold medals that cover just about every square inch of their uniforms?
ReplyDeleteNow freshen my memory but with our brass it's for service, campaigns like Iraq or Vietnam and so on. Commendations for bravery or outstanding feats of heroism in real battles like a silver or bronze star?
So.... since the last military conflict for NoKo was in 1950 right?
So the medals must be for survival from one insane regime to the next? Or counting how many of their people they killed brutalized imprisoned? How many steaks they had under each regime. How much Remy Marten they consume with lobster dinners. Fixing flat tires then running over a few peasant slaves?
Chime in.... whadda y'all think?
IMP, Well, I did find THIS on the Whirl Why Web.
DeleteI would add that they also get one for every 50 girls they send into the comfort women force.
Kid I don't know where or how you found that but.... it's no doubt hilarious to us but I think more likely closer to the truth knowing how insane and utterly brainwashed and dogmatic these assholes are. I recommend that you publish this as a next story n your blog? Id expect they just can't wait to get their "we obliterated San Francisco" medals .
DeleteIMP, Thanks for the suggestion. Good One !
DeleteI think they're medals for masturbation; there's not a bigger collection of jack-off's on the entire planet.
ReplyDeleteMustang, That's gotta be true. If we had someone running our country like that surely someone would off him.
DeleteFUN, Kid!
ReplyDeleteIf anybody cares, I asked a Korean teacher today how "UN" is pronounced and I was right...our media says "OON" but it's Kim JUng Un...U's pronounced "uh"....but, we have politicians who say "EYE RACK" so...can't expect much!!
Z, Thanks.
DeleteI can take I Rock, I can take I Rack, I can take Ear Rack, but I can't take Ear Rock. I don't think anyone over there even says Ear Rock.
Nope! It's e-ROCK!
DeleteFT, Maybe it's The Rock !
DeleteNah! THE Rock is SAINT PETER! ;-)
DeleteFT, Saint Peter don't you call me 'cause I can't go, I owe my soul to the company store.
Delete- Tennessee Ernie Ford