The new Supreme Court declares liberalism a mental disease and as such disallows any and all liberals from owning weapons of any kind. (Hey if the SC can declare a natural gas (CO2) a harmful freakanoid substance to be banished from the Earth while the All Plants Need CO2 to survive....)
The Supreme Court goes 7 to 2 Conservative as Ginsberg retires and Kagan dies in a freakish lesbian sex toy episode and Trump puts 2 more judges on the court "18 ways from Sunday" More conservative then Neil Gorsuch....
Given the 7 to 2 Conservative Supreme Court, expected to survive the next 30 years or more, liberals everywhere across America are moving to Cuba or Canada or are committing suicide. Damn, smell the clean air.
Shia LaPoof moves to N. Korea, offends Kim Jong "Short Dong" Un and is sentenced to life in prison at hard labor. Sean Penn goes to N. Korea to save him and by declaring Kim Jong a Crazy Fat Kid when he gets there - ends up busting rocks along side LaPoof.
In a shocking discovery, Alec Baldwin realizes he is a complete moron, has an emotional breakdown, disappears from sight for 2 years, and emerges as Alexi Baldwin, a transsexual who then falls in love with Caitlyn (Bruce) Jenner and they get married and live happily ever after as lesbians in Sweden being raped by moslem vermin, most of them African in origin.
Cats everywhere proclaim they have the answer to all this madness, if only google translate could figure out how to translate Meow, Mew, and Merrow.. Damn. Should be So Simple !
Donna Trump continues to insist to black female democrat congress critters that his name is DONALD Trump. They still don't get it. Transgender obsessed idiots that they are still think they have a racist misogynist bigoted female in the White House..
Every illegal alien has been deported and the 40% of lazy bastard working age people who are not currently working are put on notice that they have 30 days to find a job. 30 days from now we actually do have full employment.
Liberal celebrities find they no longer have a fan base. Most of them (in denial) starve and begin living in Buicks on the streets of LA panhandling for the price of Big Macs while trying to get free fertility treatments. California goes Flat Broke. Detroit can't even save it. The 18 million Mexican landscapers who have been maintaining the beautifully manicured landscaped freeways of California, now residing in Mexico, have left California Freeway landscapes with a totally unacceptable level of Dandylion infestation and other weed encroachment. Californians go Berserk. Moonbeam Brown hires extra security, disappears from view. Rumors are that he is having sex reassignment surgery.
More at 11.
Great Post. Wish I could live long enough to see a defining swing of the Court to the far right. Somewhere to the right Chief Justice Roger Taney's court which handed down the Dred Scott decision late in the 1850's. Hell, as long as we're dreaming let's made them big. You did do some great satire in the above post.
ReplyDeleteThanks so Much Ron ! Hey, hang with us another 8 years, and I do think we could see a 7-2 SC or at least 6-3. I sure don't see Ginsberg going to 92. Could happen I guess but dang.
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ReplyDeleteI want to move to that version of America. I hope Alexi Baldwin and Caitlyn Jenner are very happy togethether in Sweden with their vermin suitors :) Awesome again KiD!!!
ReplyDeleteIt occurred to me last night after watching a great B&W oldie.... The three Faces of Eve... our own Kid is an amalgamation of George Carlin , Dennis Miller and Don Rickles and a touch of Benny Hill.
ReplyDeleteI want to see the supremes rule on freedom of religion.... and select Is-Slime as unqualified to be considered as one.... and a political bag of dog shit that's antithetical to our constitution and a threat to Christianity and a War against the cross. We need Trump to be the next Charles Martel. MUCK FUSLIMS!
You are SO GOOD at these!! From your lips to God's ears :-)
ReplyDeleteThanks...I look forward to these
I LOVE IT!
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ReplyDeleteSuch wonderful comments from everyone. Thank You ! Some days it is just an open channel like Stevie Ray Vaughn's guitar licks. It just pours out of the bottle and takes about 5 minutes to transcribe. Not to suggest there is a correlation between SRV and I. :)
Thank you!
A 6 to 3 Supreme Court and a Jeff Sessions and et al will go a Long way to fixing things.
I'm so happy.
I really do envision the vaporization of the leftard group. They're going to implode over the next 8 years. It will be very hard for them to be relevant again.
Stay humble now..... there's always tomorrow and we could change our minds!
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IMP, If you saw me naked you would change your mind!
DeleteYea.... like I'd want to see Bruce Jenner.... who just got his junk whacked and lined up chuckle schumer or Nancy pelousy to get it transplanted it as both don't have any.
DeleteSorry for the image IMP :)
DeleteI especially love that first item!
ReplyDeleteAOW, The SC ones are my favorite too. Thanks !
DeleteL O V E your SARC takes -- they always bring a :-)
ReplyDeletelet's not forget Medicare Part G ___
http://carolmsblog.blogspot.com/2017/03/medicare-part-g.html
Heading for a memorial of a dear - long time friend--
Life is short - so let's all enjoy--
Looking for a way to visit Ireland and Denmark w/o a crowded tour--just drive myself around--if anyone has a suggestion ?!!
C-CS
C-CS, Thanks so much. Life is very short once on the back nine.
DeleteI have not been to either, but I'd definitely pick Ireland. It's beautiful and does not have the moslem infestation like Denmark does. I haven't done any traveling for a good while, so no suggestions on best way to get there.
C-CS, PS - Irish food is the Best!
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