The new Supreme Court declares liberalism a mental disease and as such disallows any and all liberals from owning weapons of any kind. (Hey if the SC can declare a natural gas (CO2) a harmful freakanoid substance to be banished from the Earth while the All Plants Need CO2 to survive....)
The Supreme Court goes 7 to 2 Conservative as Ginsberg retires and Kagan dies in a freakish lesbian sex toy episode and Trump puts 2 more judges on the court "18 ways from Sunday" More conservative then Neil Gorsuch....
Given the 7 to 2 Conservative Supreme Court, expected to survive the next 30 years or more, liberals everywhere across America are moving to Cuba or Canada or are committing suicide. Damn, smell the clean air.
Shia LaPoof moves to N. Korea, offends Kim Jong "Short Dong" Un and is sentenced to life in prison at hard labor. Sean Penn goes to N. Korea to save him and by declaring Kim Jong a Crazy Fat Kid when he gets there - ends up busting rocks along side LaPoof.
In a shocking discovery, Alec Baldwin realizes he is a complete moron, has an emotional breakdown, disappears from sight for 2 years, and emerges as Alexi Baldwin, a transsexual who then falls in love with Caitlyn (Bruce) Jenner and they get married and live happily ever after as lesbians in Sweden being raped by moslem vermin, most of them African in origin.
Cats everywhere proclaim they have the answer to all this madness, if only google translate could figure out how to translate Meow, Mew, and Merrow.. Damn. Should be So Simple !
Donna Trump continues to insist to black female democrat congress critters that his name is DONALD Trump. They still don't get it. Transgender obsessed idiots that they are still think they have a racist misogynist bigoted female in the White House..
Every illegal alien has been deported and the 40% of lazy bastard working age people who are not currently working are put on notice that they have 30 days to find a job. 30 days from now we actually do have full employment.
Liberal celebrities find they no longer have a fan base. Most of them (in denial) starve and begin living in Buicks on the streets of LA panhandling for the price of Big Macs while trying to get free fertility treatments. California goes Flat Broke. Detroit can't even save it. The 18 million Mexican landscapers who have been maintaining the beautifully manicured landscaped freeways of California, now residing in Mexico, have left California Freeway landscapes with a totally unacceptable level of Dandylion infestation and other weed encroachment. Californians go Berserk. Moonbeam Brown hires extra security, disappears from view. Rumors are that he is having sex reassignment surgery.
More at 11.