Saturday, August 10, 2019

In The News !


The democrats demand that DJ Trump must never have any more campaign rallies and he must wear one of those rubber slave balls in his mouth except when dining, then he can take it out but there can be no microphones around.  He can no longer Tweet or make statements to the public.

He cannot be placed on the ballot in the 2020 elections in any state and Melania must get plastic surgery in order to be as effing ugly as all the democrat politician women. 

All Trump administration staff must resign and be replaced with leftist media moron personalities such as 'Morning Joe' and his Russian spy wife Mika, Don Lemon (the dumbest person on TV), and Rachel Maddow.   AOC gets the Lead Science Advisor position,  Al Sharpton head of HUD, replacing that racist Ben Carson.  You get the idea.

December 25th is renamed to "Hug a Homo and Buy One a  Present" Day.

All other holidays will be redirected to honor such contributions to society by people and groups such as Antifa, MS-13, the Mexican Drug Cartels, islamic terrorist groups (many in the USA), and the Homeless.

All tariffs must be removed from China, and the USA must send China one trillion dollars a year for the next 15 years, no wait 30 years, to make up for the damage we caused that great nation.  Ditto Iran and N Korea.  Russia too.

DJ Trump must practice homosexual relations on camera to prove he is not homophobic.

For his next SOTU, if he is allowed to have one, he must dress as a drag queen.

That's the news right?  lol.

23 comments :

  1. Kid,
    These are, no doubt, the wet dreams of the Democrat Party today.

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  2. Will anyone suffering from TDS receive any special entitlements? I'm interested in how much they might receive in compensation because I think I might catch it.

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    1. Mustang, Good point. No doubt they'll find a way to funnel money to these people. So just in case - ORANGE MAN BAAAAAD !!!

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    2. Mustang,
      I think that your service in the USMC inoculated you against having TDS.

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  3. "They" would not be satisfied even if Presient Trump appeared in Sackcloth and Ashes to make a speech where he meekly RESIGNED from OFFICE voluntarily with head bowed, and tear-filled eyes begging everyone's pardon for the Terrible Mistake he dd in running for the presidency.

    Even if he ends by apologizig profusely for ever having been born sayng, "I'm not fit to live and never have been. Please forgive me forthe ipardonabe si[n of ever hlaving lived at all," they STILL wouldn't be satisfied.

    The ONLY thing that might satisfy THEM would be if President Trump ended is RESIGNATION SPEECH by pulling out a pistol from his hip ocket and blowng his brains out ON CAMERA.

    And even THEN, they'd probably accuse him of being "insensitive" and "unduly theatrical"

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    1. Course not Franco. Because their brains are defective.

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    2. DefecRats have BRAINS?

      Who knew!

      ];^}>

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    3. Franco, Yep but they stop developing around age 3.

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  4. Even after DJT leaves office, he and his family will have no peace.

    That's who the Dems are, that's what they do.

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    1. As a polirical faction, YES, but I have to say that it troubles me that I knpw so MANY Democrats who have been friends for many years. They are lovely people, and I can't think of them as "The Enemy," because in several instances we've knowneach other all our lives. BUT, it's impossible to discuss poitocs with them. IMPOSSIBLE!

      What a mess!

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    2. No doubt AOW. That's why I'm sure they knew it going in but did it for us anyway.

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  5. Yes, I have ONE Democrat friend and his wife. They live in the People's Republic of Oregon (Portland, specifically) and truly believe in their heart of hearts that they and everybody around them represent the majority of opinion, thought and morality of the country. They are clueless that leftists have been force feeding them Kool-Aid for their entire lives; they are right, and those who disagree with them are evil.

    Like Franco, when I visit them there is no political discussion, other than a few subliminal remarks from them as to how wrong I am on virtually everything that is going on in the world.

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    1. Fredd, I believe democrats simply cannot deal with or understand real life because their minds are childlike.

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    2. Nope, Kid. Lumping all Democrats into childlike minds doesn't work. There are pretty dang intelligent people on the left. Their minds do not function like children, as something else is driving them towards Marx and Lenin (and Mao and Stalin, but I digress...).

      This Portland Democrat that I reference I met in 6th grade. We went to the same public schools, drank the same water, played chess together, drank beer and smoked pot together, went to the same university together, and never had any disagreements whatsoever growing up: we were best friends.

      He does not have a child's brain. He just believes crap that he can't defend, and when I point some of his foolishness out, he blames my 'foolishness' on watching too much Fox News.

      He's not an idiot. He's a millionaire many times over, a capitalist to the bone, and yet I can't figure out why both he and his wife think the way they do. I think it's the water...

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    3. You make a heck of an argument Fredd. Maybe a rare Hybrid creature. Well I will defer to "There is book smart and life smart". These people are not life smart. And many very wealthy people are globalists, meaning they think multi-culturalism is a valid concept. Guilt Complex maybe?

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  6. The terrible truth to them will be revealed when Trump is re-elected and the wringing of hands and blame will know no bounds....They have assured themselves that other than that of a rag tag group of knuckle dragging deplorables, everyone thinks as they do.

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    1. Very accurate Bunk. I also think there's a good chance they will go violently nuts afterward.

      How can any sane person believe Open Borders: Free Everything: Single Payer HC will get elected? It's clear they've declared war on America. Is America going to vote for that?

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    2. I agree with you.. they will go nuts. They don't have the capacity as we did to wait for our time and work it out by election. If in the end they support the issues you mentioned and they win...well, then we are done anyway.
      I just fear that with the deep state and a free and fair election may be difficult to achieve.

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  7. Voter fraud is a concern. The next democrat majority in house, senate and WH will be the irrefutable end of America.

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  8. What an excellent summary! And if you don't like it? #Epsteined

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    1. Thank You LSP ! Epstein's neck bones were broken according to autopsy. He must have one heck of a grip.

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