Mike Tyson identifies as a female and takes top spot in every
women's sporting and fighting event world wide in just 3 months wearing a pink
tutu, bright yellow onesie, or full
torso bathing suit - depending on the event.
Michelle Obama announces White House bid and simultaneously
comes out as transgender. Tweets "Top That Pete Buttigieg !"
Entire 3rd grade class in California grade school instructed to
get naked and practice having all known types of sex including homosexual. Parents Miffed.
Democrat House passes bill that forces citizens to restrict
their activities and speech to only what is approved by Rappers, Actors, Actresses,
Drag Queens, and Homosexual Activists.
Joe Biden makes case to baby boomers as being their best president
by saying "Hey, can you tell I'm entering the first stages of Dementia? I'll be able to relate to you much more than
any of these other candidates!"
Kamala Harris (suck it up Z who prints "Hillary" all
the time. HA!) sensing she is about out of the race now, leaks nude photos of herself and claims they
were "hacked". Secretly
reveals she got idea from marginal
actress Jennifer Lawrence.
Amy Klobuchar considers the same tactic but after actually
seeing the photos, says to herself - God
No! Back to the drawing board !
Chicago and Baltimore, experiencing the worst homicide rates in
the country consider implementing some 'gun control' laws.
Hilrod Clinton seen practicing climbing a replica of the stairs
leading to Air Force One with the help of fewer than 2 assistants. Still hasn't made it to the entry door.
Tape at 11.
this is positively THE FUNNIEST post i think you have EVER done, and you've done a LOT. I was laughing out LOUD all through it.....absolutely FABULOUS, Kid! Thank you for making my night (ifyouknowwhatimean?) HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
ReplyDeleteWow, Thanks Z ! Best Ever huh? My fav was the James Comey dinner at the White House.
DeleteMy bet is that after Tyson comes out, he'll slap hisself around.
ReplyDeleteSam, darn right. His male side will always revert to domestic violence. Maybe the female side too.
DeleteThat was a hoot..... bet in another decade it won't be so far off the truth the rate we are going!! :)
ReplyDeleteBunk, Exactly what I was thinking. Not too far from the next reality.
DeleteMy bet is Tyson will bite his own ear off.
ReplyDeleteCube, that's a tall order. Maybe he can do a Van Gogh.
Delete“Also, there is far too much to lose,” Trump continued. “I may be wrong, but I believe that Chariman (sic) Kim has a great and beautiful vision for his country, and only the United States, with me as President, can make that vision come true. He will do the right thing because he is far too smart not to, and he does not want to disappoint his friend, President Trump!”
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Truth beat fiction.
Old saying Duck. Can't attract flies with vinegar.
DeleteBrilliant "reportage," as usual, Kid, but you made one fairly serious error in quting the following:
ReplyDeleteEntire 3rd grade class in California grade school instructed to get naked and practice having all known types of sex including homosexual. Parents Miffed.
That headline was incomplete. It SHOULD have read
Entire 3rd grade class in California grade school instructed to get naked and practice having all known types of sex including homosexual. Parents Miffed BECAUSE THEY WERE NOT INVITED TO JOIN IN.
This is CALIPORNIA after all, the Nation's mst Notorious Nuthouse, and the inmates like to think they are far ADVANCED in matters of sexual liberation compare to the rest of us poor hopeless squares.
In Hollywood it's consider DISRESPECTABLE for anyone over the age of FIVE to have retained teir virginity. There's already growing faction that publicly expresses the passionate belief that SEX ought properly to begin in the CRADLE. Their increase gly vocal lobby is gaining power every day.
Franco, Your addition is noted and fits with the future reality many can see.
DeleteAnother thought I had is WHO sends their kids to the libraries for Drag Queen Story Hour ?
Bottom line: I really don't care about this stuff. Actually, when I was 10 and if I had a phone with a camera, I'd have taken a picture of the freak then showed my friends and had a good laugh about Look at the freak they brought into the library today!