A Short or Long Novella Depending on Your Definition of Novella

It was a  dark and stormy night.  Progressives were walking the streets because none of them had or wanted driver's licenses and everyone else who had one had since died off or is unwilling to allow such creatures in their vehicles.  They've also been evicted from their apartments for non-payment after being forced from their parents basements when their parents died off.  None of them has a job because no one is willing to pay them 30 bucks an hour or more to piss off customers and screw things up all day.

The progressives were chanting "James Comey come save us! Hilly Clinton come save us!  Joe Biden come save us! Barack Obama come save us! Mikey Moore Come save us !  Alyssa Mill....."  On and on, over and over relentlessly but to no avail because all these pieces of human garbage, recognizing that none of the worthless progressive bastards had any money left to steal had moved to greener pastures like Venezuela, Brazil, and The Congo.  Young sex slaves were cheap in these places and they knew how to keep their mouths shut, just like Epstein's sex slaves.

Chants migrated to "Effing Republicans!"  Republican Racists!  Republican Homophobes ! Republican Gun Freaks !"  Everything was righteously blamed on the Republicans -  and the Christians.

They wanted to burn effigies of Melania Trump and Orange Man, but none of them had enough talent to construct either, so they just burned Kraft paper colored Red and Orange carved out in kind of stick man and stick woman shapes, such as a 3 yr old would be able to do, chanting Die Melania! Die Orange Man ! Die ! Die ! Die !

Sex was strictly prohibited since having a baby would mean the end of life on Earth due to the extra CO2 produced in both the procreation process and even the short life of the offspring.

Education became non-existent and unwanted since all of it was deemed to be racist, homophobic, islamaphobic, bigoted, and eliminated the chances for total equality among people of all colors, genders, and social status.  Only sports personalities, celebrities, and moslem males were allowed to be educated and this was how the progressives liked it.

Some groups had to keep tabs on man-made climate changes and these were the people regarded as best equipped to do so.

All forms of energy production other than wind and solar were shut down and when the temperature dipped below 50 or above 80, people would be required to don their government issued (at a cost of $20,000 per person) climate protection suit if they wanted to remain halfway comfortable.

Oddly, AOC, using her own money (stolen from taxpayers), bought commercial time on all channels pleading with the population.  She says "People, WE Caused this mess, we need to own it and reverse course!"  She was burned at the stake 3 hours later by people chanting "Alexandria the Betrayer!  Cortez a Stupamez ! Ocasio Went Stupido !"

Russia and China and Iran moved their armies to the USA and took over.  The progressives all chanted "See we knew orange man was working with the Russians All Along!  Blyat! 

(The one Russian cuss word they were able to learn and parrot back)

The End.