Thursday, August 29, 2019

A Short or Long Novella Depending on Your Definition of Novella

It was a  dark and stormy night.  Progressives were walking the streets because none of them had or wanted driver's licenses and everyone else who had one had since died off or is unwilling to allow such creatures in their vehicles.  They've also been evicted from their apartments for non-payment after being forced from their parents basements when their parents died off.  None of them has a job because no one is willing to pay them 30 bucks an hour or more to piss off customers and screw things up all day.



The progressives were chanting "James Comey come save us! Hilly Clinton come save us!  Joe Biden come save us! Barack Obama come save us! Mikey Moore Come save us !  Alyssa Mill....."  On and on, over and over relentlessly but to no avail because all these pieces of human garbage, recognizing that none of the worthless progressive bastards had any money left to steal had moved to greener pastures like Venezuela, Brazil, and The Congo.  Young sex slaves were cheap in these places and they knew how to keep their mouths shut, just like Epstein's sex slaves.

Chants migrated to "Effing Republicans!"  Republican Racists!  Republican Homophobes ! Republican Gun Freaks !"  Everything was righteously blamed on the Republicans -  and the Christians.


They wanted to burn effigies of Melania Trump and Orange Man, but none of them had enough talent to construct either, so they just burned Kraft paper colored Red and Orange carved out in kind of stick man and stick woman shapes, such as a 3 yr old would be able to do, chanting Die Melania! Die Orange Man ! Die ! Die ! Die !

Sex was strictly prohibited since having a baby would mean the end of life on Earth due to the extra CO2 produced in both the procreation process and even the short life of the offspring.

Education became non-existent and unwanted since all of it was deemed to be racist, homophobic, islamaphobic, bigoted, and eliminated the chances for total equality among people of all colors, genders, and social status.  Only sports personalities, celebrities, and moslem males were allowed to be educated and this was how the progressives liked it.

Some groups had to keep tabs on man-made climate changes and these were the people regarded as best equipped to do so.

All forms of energy production other than wind and solar were shut down and when the temperature dipped below 50 or above 80, people would be required to don their government issued (at a cost of $20,000 per person) climate protection suit if they wanted to remain halfway comfortable.

Oddly, AOC, using her own money (stolen from taxpayers), bought commercial time on all channels pleading with the population.  She says "People, WE Caused this mess, we need to own it and reverse course!"  She was burned at the stake 3 hours later by people chanting "Alexandria the Betrayer!  Cortez a Stupamez ! Ocasio Went Stupido !"
Russia and China and Iran moved their armies to the USA and took over.  The progressives all chanted "See we knew orange man was working with the Russians All Along!  Blyat! 
(The one Russian cuss word they were able to learn and parrot back)
The End.
 

22 comments :

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    1. Noe, Ed, please don't act like a Mr. Milquetoast.

      There is nothing the least bit PRETTY about Kid's all-too-plausible dystopian visions.

      };^)>

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  2. It’s never a good idea to under-estimate the enemy. On the other hand, it’s a well-known fact that if Democrats had C-4 for brains, they wouldn’t have enough to blow their noses. My guess is that all of those World War II veterans that gave their all for the future of their country, are spinning in their graves.

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    1. I'd say you're right Mustang. I'm glad my Dad isn't around to see this movie.

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  3. "THE END"....and I DO mean THE END.

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    1. Z, No one including myself can possibly come up with a pathway to a better brighter future for America, or the world, given the current evironment which deteriorates by the second. I'm going to keep trying though.

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  4. When we lose the right to own and possess guns and ammo...
    The ones waiting for this to happen, will take over without firing a shot.
    Our children will continue to be killed until we surrender guns and ammo.
    So, do we let them move forward with this barbaric tactic; until we trade
    guns for cash - or do we start calling them agents of evil?

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    1. Much MUCH worse than THAT, Anonymous, with the LEFT'S infiltratiion and eventual domination of our Educational System,, Entertainment, News and Information Industries, Publishng Houses, and the Legal Profession the Left has stealthily over several decades arranged to rob several younger generatiios of their HEARTS, MINDS, very SOULS.

      They have produced several generatiins now of MORAL, SPIRITUAL and INTELLECTUAL G_E_L_D_I_N_G_S. –– dutiful , obedient, mindless AUTOMATA who vainly IMAGINE they can think.
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      Being systematically MISINFORMED [i.e. BRAINWASHED] by clever, smooth-talking, faux-humanitarian intellectual PERVERTS who advocate ATHEISM, COLLECTIVISM, MARXISM [i.e. "EQUALiTY" achieved through MUTUALLY SHARED POVERtY] and the SURRENDER of both PRIVACY and PRIVATE PROPERTY RIGHTS has made Kid's daly scenario quite possible.

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    2. Anon, Guns and ammo will quickly turn the place into a hellhole. Vermin do house invasions now without knowing if the people inside are armed. Imagine when they know they are not armed.

      In the end, and unless we declare islam illegal, the nice peaceful vermin will breed us out, like they are doing in the EU countries. Western cultures are below the 1.9 baby sustain rate and the moslems double their population every 10 years or so. I won't like to see it happen but it will happen. Imagine 350 Omar's and Rashida's in Congress and Senate....

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    3. Franco, my only question is how far can the majority young American be pushed ? Will they push back and how. The further south it goes the more violence will be necessary to reverse course.

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    4. Anon, correction - Elimination of Guns and ammo....."

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  5. What an excellent novella! I liked the bit where "education became non-existent." Sort of future proves past type of thing.

    But I doubt the Russkies or Chicoms will take over, they won't have any money to pay their armies when it all goes down. Will we? Just a thought.

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    1. Thanks so much LSP. Education is almost non-existent now, certainly it is in public schools in the inner city. Just youtube "out of control classrooms".

      If the Russians or Chinese take over they will simply kill most of the current US population. Who has any use for a whiny, uneducated spoiled brat with nothing to offer the state ?

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  6. I know it's wickd of me, but I jut LOVED the part where Alexandria Icasi-Kotex ges BURNT at the STAKE.

    Remnds me of ol MADD Magazines feature "Scenes We'd Like to See."

    Remember that?

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    1. Franco, I liked that part too, especially when it happened after she came to sensible conclusions.

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  7. you've nailed the sad li'l progressive collective mental and spiritually ill mindset. will there be a sequel?

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    1. Thank so much DaBlade. Sequel... I'm not sure I know where to go once the Ruskies and Chinese, and Iranians take over. Maybe get blasted to oblivion by N.Korea ?
      I hope I come up with something.

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  8. I will await the news that your Novella has made the NY Times best seller list.... a Pulitzer at the least... sequel indeed.

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    1. Wow, Thanks so much Bunkerville. I don't think I'll make it after they get a peek at my right sidebar.

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  9. Too Funny Video: Mark Steyn Cracks Tucker Carlson Up Talking About Joe Biden Telling False Story

    https://commoncts.blogspot.com/2019/08/too-funny-video-mark-steyn-cracks.html

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