Tuesday, October 13, 2009

Don't Read The Freakin Bill !

Reading the Health Care Bill is like being a little bit pregnant.

Reading the Freakin Health Care Bill is like sleeping at a Vampires House with the Caveat that You Have to be outta there by 6 am latest.

Reading the Health Care Bill is like only using 2 inch nails in the nail gun you apply to your forehead and pull the trigger with wild abandon.

Reading the Health Care Bill is like Only Eating a Half Box of Rat Poison !

Reading the Health Care Bill is like saying Barney Frank can be rehabilitated.

Reading the Health Care Bill is like saying Rich Simmons is only a little bit gay.

Reading the Health Care Bill is a Colossal Waste of Time.

Reading the Health Care Bill Pretends there IS a Health Care Bill

4 comments :

  1. Well, that must be why must of those who have to vote on the bill will never read it.

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  2. As long as they vote HELL NO Dave.

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  3. they wouldn't be able to afford my anti-depressants.

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  4. They wouldn't pay for them anyway Ms Cat!

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