Inside Skinny on Latest N Korea Talks

(KJ - Kim Jong Un, HL - Wun Hung Lo)

 

KJ: Wun Hung Lo! Come Qrick !

HL: I here Greatest Leader! How may I serve You !?

 

 

KJ: How Greatest Tweeter find out about our double seaclet Nuklar ballistic missile sites ??

HL: I'm not knows Dearest Leader but I find out.  Wife, Sweet Chariot presently impersonating Lady Gagme in USA and getting much information from radioactive jello-brained Horrywood peoples and dipstick FBI's peoples.

KJ: Vely Good Hung Low, I'm hopes Sweet Not have to bed Horrywood dipsticks for info.

HL: No Great Dearest Leader  and Thank You profusely, but Horrywood peoples give all information just for slightest look at body parts.  ha ha ha. Sweet lift skirt a rittle and Horrwood dipsticks spill all !

KJ: I'm knows it Hung Lo, Feeble Amerlican males too weak to desclibe. Geeex, half of them think they women anyways !

 

 

HL: I'm knows it Dearest Greatest Leader ! Ho Ho Ho.

KJ: Wun, take new N. Korea thigh puncturing medal of servitude from top shelf on way out.

 

 

HL: (Oh My Ouch)  Thanking You profusely again Greatest Leader!

KJ thought balloon - Yea, just get the hell out and send in the Comfort Women's Forces !  And some aged cheddar....

 

 

KJ: Damn Great Tweeter !

Someone Needs to Tell AOC !

Not only are they not re-using the recyclables, they are incinerating them tossing toxic fumes and Gasp !  CO2 into our atmosphere !

Read All Abouddit !

Aluminum cans excepted.  Bums are actually paid to turn those in. (Your litmus test for what recyclables have any value)

Also Penn and Teller have a youtube out there from their Bullshit Show about how Recycling is a handjob at best.

Those Were the Days My Friend, We Thought They'd Never End.....

Not a single profanity.

Now There's a Set of Balls

click the Image ! or not.

Tommy Always Introduces This Tune As An Amazing Song Of Hope. Look up the Lyrics.

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Auroras

Click the Image or suffer the consequences of having dinner with Sandra Cortez.  Be prepared to pick up the tab.

Yea, I Never Thought I'd Post a Beatles Tune Either.

Apply to your favorite current news event(s).

Well, I Don't Know if it is Mind Blowing, but it is Interesting

35 Facts about the USA


I'm Verklempt.  Talk amongst yourselves.

Another Sea Story - Pittsburgh in the Early 70's

So, there was little money around and even fewer jobs for kids like myself with little experience.

One night I met up with a guy named Bob who was helping his friend put a 1967 Malibu body onto a new [stolen] frame.  I didn't know at the time about the stolen.  So, hanging around, drinking beer that if we left it sitting on the ledge for more than a minute or two started to become frozen beer.  It was that cold, but for Pittsburgh in the early 70's nothing new either.

The relationship between Bob and I developed and  it wasn't long before we decided to get into an apartment together.  We were 18.

The place was the 3rd floor of This Place, The Last House On the Left.

So, as we spent our time partying and looking for employment to bring in some money, we also spent some time in various activities out of boredom.   On one of these evenings, Bob and I were playing poker, specifically Jacks to Open - Trips to win.  Briefly, you had to have at least a paid of jacks to open and at least 3 of a kind to win the pot.  But you could bluff after the open.  If you open and you don't have at least a pair of jacks you lose the pot, but if you have at least a pair of jacks, you can bluff and try to get your opponent(s) to drop out.  Hope that's clear.

In the meantime, each new deal resulting in no one having at least 3 of a kind means everyone ante's up for the next deal and the whole thing starts over again.  We had been playing a long time and not for a large amount of money for ante.  We had tried to bluff each other out several times and as a result, after close to an hour with no victor, there was 1500 and change in the pot.  That was a Huge amount of money for a couple slobs barely able to find work.

In the last hand, Bob was dealing (good thing) and he was dealt a Full House from the get go.  I was dealt the Ace and 2 of Clubs and three garbage cards.  He opens of course and with a sizeable bet.  I'm in of course.  He takes no cards. (Is he setting me up for another bluff?)  I draw 3 cards ! He must have been licking his lips !

I draw the 3, 4, and 5 of clubs for a Straight Flush.  He bets, I call and raise, he is smiling, He calls and raises, I'm smiling.  He thinks I think he's bluffing.  At the end of the calls and raises, he shows his full house.

I lay down my Straight Flush that I got drawing Three Cards! and he goes absolutely nuts.  He runs into the kitchen and tears the door off the wall and throws it down the stairs.  He runs out of the house and isn't seen again for an hour or so.  LOL.  Call me Mr Lucky.

Man he was pissed.  Stayed friends though. He was my best man twice, and I his once.




 

The Only Dumb Animal Walks on Two Feet

Here is a young girl who gets gifts from crows because she feeds them.

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