Saturday, September 23, 2017

Inside Palace, Pingpong, NK

Great Leader: General Wang !

GW: I'm here Brilriant Leader !

GL: Stop all payments to American blitch Maxine Waters. She plomised me she impeach Donald Trump Long Time !  Stupid Clazy Britch never Impeach Great Tweeter.

GW: Taps on cell phone.  It is done Imperious Leader !

GL: Good, now help me thinks up new insults for greatest tweeter.

GW: I call him imperialist dog with brain of howler monkey.

GL: Good one General Wang.

GW: How about Mentally deranged US Dotard?

GL:  No, I just use that one.

GW: Hirry Crinton's Bitch !  Mangy dog that sniff Nana Pelosi backside!  Worthless Butt Buddy of James Comey !  Photoshop picture of him kissing Robert DeNiro.  And Maxine Waters !

GL: Oh Ho Ho Ho

GW: Yappy dog with tiny paws, little tail and Turkey Buzzard for wife. 
 
GL: Oh stops GW, pants are splitting.
 
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12 comments :

  1. FreeThinkeSeptember 24, 2017 at 7:44 AM

    Glate satyaw, Kid. I lee lee wuvvit.

    Cunglatcherayshuns!

    Yoo velly funny man!

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  2. KidSeptember 24, 2017 at 1:31 PM

    Thanks You FT Long Time !

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  3. DaBladeSeptember 24, 2017 at 4:52 PM

    These inside seclet tlansmissions from Pingpong ah velly nice. Do yu haf brue toof honah pin?

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    1. KidSeptember 24, 2017 at 6:45 PM

      I cannot reveal my sources Mr Blade, lest I tempt the NK Ninja comfort women to come and take my life in the most ridiculous way possible.

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    2. Ed BonderenkaSeptember 24, 2017 at 8:00 PM

      I thought the Chattering Teeth News Agency was feeding you this stuff.

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    3. KidSeptember 24, 2017 at 9:12 PM

      Mum's the word Ed.

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    4. DaBladeSeptember 25, 2017 at 7:15 AM

      Ha! No sir, Ed. We can only get our 11-year-old sixth-grader named Frank from Virginia up to the DMZ fencing on the south side. Kid has a landscaper inside the palace!

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    5. KidSeptember 25, 2017 at 7:31 PM

      DaBlade I do have a landscaper inside the palace. It is the lovely and talented... THWACKKK-Pew Pew !

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  4. Sam HuntingtonSeptember 25, 2017 at 6:36 AM

    I think Kid’s source is either Bill Clinton (no one knows more about North Korea than Bill Clinton) or possibly ... gasp, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RPBX47zSktc

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    1. KidSeptember 25, 2017 at 7:27 PM

      Sam, Good God, I love that movie. But these folks are not real (wink) Hike Dirka Dirka, a Bak a Sherpa Sherpa. Yes Birr Crinton is my source !

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  5. christian soldierSeptember 25, 2017 at 2:52 PM

    LOL --love the way you 'clearly ' create the scenario :-)

    answered your comment on my 'horse' post --BTW- try riding again --

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    1. KidSeptember 25, 2017 at 7:29 PM

      Thank you Long Time C-CS !

      I'll be over (I always subscribe to your posts/comments).

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