Bernie would always be maximum pissed off. Other animated actors would include nana pelosi, hank capsize johnson, mad maxine waters. and even the hildebeast.
The first episode might go like this:
Bernie rails on republicans, democrats, communists, north koreans, transgenders, people who eat at Butterbees, and anything resembling a Trump supporter. While this is going on, nana pelosi works on her third bottle of Jim Beam while greasing up a sex toy to stuff up McChuckles butt. hank johnson is in panic mode over Richard Branson's island being capsized by hurricane Emma and that earthquake in Mexico that was caused by Trump pulling out of the Kenya accord.
Mad Maxine Waters' character runs away from baby rabbits screaming the whole time about how they want to kill her, while hilrod clinton blames climate change and Chinese pollution for why she lost the election. Tomorrow it will be rogue tomato plants in North Dakota and depleted Mexicans in the kitchens of Mexican restaurants.
I'm sure you can think of many more Congress clowns who could become characters in this most entertaining of animated sitcoms.
Well, let’s see ... Paul Ryan could recount a humorous and heart-warming story about socialist society in his home town near Lake Lugubrious; Anthony Weiner could tell all the young’uns a Christmas story using some of the pictures stored on his iPhone The Keating Five could offer barbershop quartet ditties about Al Sharpton from back when he earned recognition as best supporting actor as tar baby in the film Song of the South, Corey Booker could lecture on the topic “honesty matters” —and then, if there is any time remaining on the program, perhaps Kwame Kilpatrick could offer helpful suggestions about clever ways of disguising the embezzlement of public funds and how to lie effectively to federal investigators.
ReplyDeletelike your take
DeleteMustang, I should have asked you to write this one.
DeleteMustang scores! Those are coffee-nostril shooters :)
Deletethis brought a smile - thank you
ReplyDeleteC-CS, Nice to know.
DeleteI'm surprised that Bernie hasn't given himself as stroke -- he always appear dangerously angry to me.
ReplyDeleteAs for San Fran Nan, well, her brain holes are now obvious almost every time she tries to string together three sentences.
AOW, nana Has to be drunk a lot
Deletemy wife said that Pelosi wants to save Obamacare so she can finally find out what's in it some day.
ReplyDeleteGood one Ed. I wish she Could find out what's in it by being On it and have her next procedure sent through the review panel consisting of: Shaniqiua, Leroy, Spear Chucker Sam, bradley manning and colin kaperfickernick
DeleteI love all of your characters, Kid, but I feel like this cartoon show should center around the Mad Maxine Waters' animated character. ‘Auntie Mad Maxine’?
ReplyDeleteThanks for the suggestion DaBlade. I'm planning for a much better effort in the near future for the 2nd episode.
DeleteKnowing that Pelosi and Schumer are dining with Trump tonight as I type, reading this didn't help the image :)
ReplyDeleteZ, Seriously! OMG. Imagine there is Much worse that goes on with gubmit peoples.
DeleteThe only things Hillawitch has NOT blamed for her resounding defeat –– yet –– are the San Francisco Earthquake and Fire, the Johnstown Flood, the Eruption of Mount St. Helens, and Hurricane Katrina.
ReplyDeleteEven so, I'm sure she'll think up a whole lot of OTHER causes for her Eipc Failure in her NEXT book. (:-o
Hillawaitch truly IS The Thing That Will Not Die.
FT, Imagine on 9-11-2017, when all the rest of sentient America was remembering those who suffered so tremendously on this date in 2001, this piece of fucking human garbage was all over the TV talking about her own skanky ass and why she thought she lost the lection that was rigged to the fucking moon.
DeleteKid,
DeleteAll that HRC ever thinks about is herself. Period. Full stop.
AOW, Once again this is because there are too many ^^&&$%&# %^$^#^$R^#ing ^%$#&$#&#&ers that enable such evil.
DeleteKid,
DeleteI can't disagree with you.