Thursday, September 1, 2016

Headlines We'd Like to See


Mexican President Enrique Peña Nieto Donates One Billion Dollars to Trump Campaign.

Hilrod Clinton dies in freak accident when gun of secret service agent goes off by accident in flight, puncturing airplane window and she is sucked out the small opening like Auric Goldfinger in the Bond movie Goldfinger.  Adieu !


American media infected by odd virus forcing them to tell the truth about everything like in the movie Liar Liar.  Half of America has mental breakdown, other half dies laughing.


It is revealed that Debbie Blabbermouth-Putz has changed his/her sex 14 times now to date - considering becoming both sexes at once for next quick change.

John F. Kerry actually dresses in women's lingerie every time he meets with Vladimir Putin and performs a 5 minute expressive dance routine prior to any 'diplomatic' discussions.


barry soetoro admits to being born in Kenya, belonging to the moslem cult, and resigns from the presidency and also gives back the 45 billion in stolen money.

I think I'll save some for future posts. I'm thinking I'm going to start having some fun with the totally evil dysfunctional state of the world, American politics, and libtard population.

But, it just feels like fresh air doesn't it ?

Hope you're all doing well.








31 comments :

  1. I had no idea that Nieto was such a teeny little guy. It was hilarious seeing Trump looming over him.

    That clip from Liar Liar is great. What I wouldn't do to hear a little honesty.

    It amazes me that degenerate corrupt people like Schultz keep getting re-elected. What in hell does that say about the American public? And why is she so hell bent on hanging on to her maiden name? Every time I hear it, all I can think of is the Wassermann test for syphilis. As part of your food handlers permit when I lived in Houston (eons ago) we had to have a Wassermann test every year. Finally my doctor said, "I don't get it. Are you serving them cocktails or having sex with them?" He thought it was pretty stupid.

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    1. Adrienne, I'm with you. Well, democrats will elect literally Anything. I leave it at that.

      As far as the hyphen thing, I'm inclined to feel that I don't ever want to be married to a woman who wants to do the hyphen thing. She can take my name (preferred) or whe can keep her own while we are married (not a large deal) but I will not marry some woman who wants to do the hyphen thing. It just seems wrong to me. Like African-American. Folks, make up your mind already.

      As a rat hole thing... some years ago, a school "administrator" (woman who brings the donuts and makes 6 figures) left her child in a closed up car in summertime (actually forgot the donuts and went back to locked car to get them and still left the kid) and the child died. How can you do that? Like if I'm transporting a cat to the vet, I'm constantly aware that I have a cat in a carrier in the car.. right?

      Anyway, to the subject at hand, her name was reported as firstname(forget) last name - Nestleroad-Slaby. Why would anyone want either of those names let alone both of them. She was obese as well. This was long enough ago that I think her crime has been copied many times, and thankfully, many people are now being prosecuted for killing their child via leaving them in a closed vehicle in summertime.

      Well enough of that.


      Just fyi for next time around (wink)

      And yes, Imagine the world with Honesty! Hilarious !


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  2. I needed that...especially the one on Kerry....which I think is true judging by what a POS he was / is and betrayed us in his Winter Soldier lies.....but...I was laughing my ass of picturing him in high heels. Reminded me of Burt Reynolds in a scene from Best Little Whore House in Texas. I'd bet Teresa Heinz has the whip too for the gigolo we know he is.

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    1. Thanks IMP. I sure needed it too. I'm serious. It's humor from here through the election if I can keep it going. Hey, how about Kerry getting divorced because he is sexting debbie blabbermouth. and the pictures are released. Like the weiner stuff. HAhahaha !

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    2. Killer Kerry...Karlos Dumbass Horseface who's a guiding? LOL...He packs his lunch along with his supply of Caviar...Iranian Caviar in his Fruit of the Looms.

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    3. Or his Louis Vuitton bag. :)

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  3. "Director Comey admits his family was threatened"

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    1. Ed - I knew you folks would have some great additions :)

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    2. Ed...so? He has an entire flock of FBI agents protecting him? Right?

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    3. o0oooh, yaaaaa, Ed. Excellent addition.

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    4. o0oooh, yaaaaa, Ed. Excellent addition.

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  4. this is probably THE most refreshing, fun blog post I HAVE EVER SEEN!! BRAVO, KID!! HILARIOUS!!!!!

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    1. Z, Thank you so so much. Just out of the blue ya know.

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  5. Chelsea admits Webb Hubbell is her father and Vince Foster knew. (okay, it's a stretch, and VERY nasty on my part, but...) ~~~~!!!!

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  7. Those were really great! I've always been partial to the stories about Obama's birth, and often wondered if he arrived here on a surf board or just one step of a Kenyan Lion. Sometime back, really awhile ago I wrote a short article about the birth of Messiah II. When you have time check it out. Link didn't take first time I'll try just once more Obama born in Stable

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    1. Ron, Thanks. :)

      I can tell you this. The birth certificate posted on whitehouse.gov is absolutely fabricated. It was made with photoshop. Also, the birth certificates numbered one prior and one succeeding to the number on obammys are totally different. They didn't use the term african-american in the 0's either, they used negro.
      That he posted that POS on the .gov site was just another opportunity to give America the finger.

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  8. You can't top this one. Great stuff!

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    1. Bob, I'm gonna try. And Thank you.

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  9. "It is revealed that Debbie Blabbermouth-Putz has changed his/her sex 14 times now to date - considering becoming both sexes at once for next quick change."

    Are you by any chance suggesting that the accursed creature should be equipped to go and fuck herself? };^)>

    Cool idea! I LIKE it! I LIKE it!

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  10. HILLARY RODHAM CLINTON KIDNAPPED by ISLAMIC JIHADISTS, GANG-RAPED with HEATED REBAR for THREE DAYS, PUT in a STEEL CAGE, then BURNT ALIVE to the ACCOMPANIMENT of JEERING THRONGS of MOSLEM VERMIN

    Most un-Christian of me I know, but every once in a while we have to let some of the hatred escape lest we implode with sheer rage.

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    1. the beast gang raped? Well, they do goats so what the hey.

      But gezix man, that's a bit harsh even for the beast. No, maybe not.

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  11. CHIEF JUSTICE JOHN "QUISLING" ROBERTS ADMITS HE TOOK a ONE-BILLION DOLLAR BRIBE NOW AWAITING HIM in CASH at an UNDISCLOSED BANK in the BAHAMAS

    This as He Thumbs His Nose Then Flaps His Hose at the American Public Openly from the Entrance to Obama's Private Jet Revving Up to Transport Him and His Family to a Permanent Vacation in Paradise.

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    1. FT, Good one, and yes, that tie breaker decision had to be worth at Least a billion.

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