Friday, September 9, 2016

A JOAK - The Husband/Wife Store

Husband/Wife Store

THE HUSBAND STORE 

A store that sells new husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates. 

You may visit the store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch: you may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building! 

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband... 

On each floor the signs on the doors read: 

Floor 1 - These men have jobs. 

Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids. 

Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids, and are extremely good looking. "Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:

Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead good looking and help with the housework. "Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!" Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads: 

Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak. She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads: 

Floor 6 - You are visitor 3,261,496,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. 


THE WIFE STORE 

Floor 1 - has wives that love sex. 

Floor 2 - has wives that love sex and have money. 

The third through sixth floors have never been visited.

9 comments :

  1. Yeah, I was stocked on the sixth floor, but management decided to put all the perfect husbands like me on the fifth floor and proceed with that tomfoolery 6th floor prank. Never trust management.

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    1. Fredd, I think I'd rather be on the 2nd or 3rd floor. You don't want someone who is TOO hard to please.

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  2. Got mine while she was applying for a position on the first floor.

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    1. Sig: also known as the bargain basement?

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    2. Nothing wrong with that Sig

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  3. Funny!

    The last time I copied something like this and posted to FaceBook, I was attacked by my wife, my nieces, my sister in law, and some women I didn't even know I had befriended. I have learned my lesson. I will let you young, fearless guys post the humor, and I will just enjoy.

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