I'm Thinking of a Major Change Here

Being a conservative is just getting to be frustrating and depressing. It seems the rest of the world is against me and I'm getting tired swimming up stream all the time, having the 'other party' controlling the government, and generally going against the grain of society.

I'm really thinking about going liberal with my web site and maybe even my life in general.

I figure if I adopt a liberal facade that not only concedes such absurd things as economical energy caused global climate change, but actually promotes the widespread adoption of these absurd and evil concepts, I could make some money And get some peace of mind besides, since once I train myself to think like a robotic moron, I'll be much happier. All I need to do is check into one of the few liberal icon sites and find out what I'm going to think that day. I think I'll start selling T-shirts and other items that say things like "coexist" but I guess I'll need to come up with something else as that one is already taken. Maybe something like 'Think Multi-Cultural' or "Bill Maher For President."

I'd get a lot more people reading my site, and people who aren't exactly as bright as an old pencil in a knife drawer if you know what I mean. I could sell them all kinds of stuff using this Save The Planet meme over and over again. They love saving the planet and spending money to do it. Getting a million idiots to send me a buck apiece is gonna be easier than getting a few smart people like you to send me 100 grand.

What do you think ? Will you still come back and visit ?

PS - April Fools !