Funny Quotes From Current Events

Maybe the Secret Service has too much testosterone. Would more female agents have made the sex scandal involving special agents and Colombian prostitutes less likely? - Washington Post

North Korea's military warned Monday of imminent "special actions" that would reduce South Korea's conservative government to ashes within minutes... -brainless twit in North Korea's government/military

Let me ask you about something which is not in the polling, but I want you as experts -- Barack Obama is the first African-American president, okay. Is there going to be a reluctance on the part of the voters and the political community that talks politics as we get into November about dumping the first African-American president? Is there going to be something that just wretches people? 'Wait a minute here, this guy is going to knock out the first guy who got aboard? - Chrissy Mathews fretting over some idiots thinking America is Racist by kicking the first "African-American" president to the curb.

Yea, screw the country, screw the people. Let's not have some loser in kickmyassistan think we're Racist over here.

LOL !

And Here's another thought for you. France sucks because they're socialist, and have been for a long time.  They went socialist when they had money left.  America is about to go Socialist AFTER they've spent all the freakin money !

LOL !