Jupiter Is the Last Place I'd Want to Go

At least not without a flotation device.

I Don't See a Seagull Or a Duck

I see a scary Halloween pumpkin creature in a choke hold by another scary Halloween pumpkin creature with some of the image containing what look like bullet holes in the tailgate of a Ford F-150 tailgate put there by frantic San Francisco police who also happen to be piss poor shots.

Rosanne agrees with me.  Click the pic and read all about it.

Blast From the Past

Roseanne and I are kindred spirits sharing one mind.

I Like Particle Beams.....

Surely you know what to do at this point.

Is President Donald J Trump "The Honey Badger" ?

You tell me.

A Kinder Gentler Horsehead

The Horsehead Nebula in Hot Pink Pastel.

I wonder if they'll ever make this into an amusement ride.

Clicking the image again at the APOD site will get you a high resolution image that is much more stunning than Joe Biden's pedophilic stupidity or Maxine Waters level 12 IQ.

From North of the 38th Parallel in a Little Town Named PingPong

 

 

 

 

 

Kim Jong:  General Wang come qrick !

Wang: I'm here boss !

Kim: You not looking well General Wang.

Wang: I hungry Boss, only eat spoonful of kimchi this week, not thinking my best either Dear Leader..  How can I serve you today?

Kim:  Call Domino's, order pizzas. 

Wang: I tried Great Leader, they say since we didn't pay last time, they no serve.

Kim: I can't berieve great friend Xi Jingleplink not sending me food and supplies any more.  I don't know how Trump got to him.  And why Trump not like last 4 weasels in White Castle?

Wang: Probably gave lots money Greatest Reader.  I'm afraid I not know what makes Trump tick tock.

Kim: I'm not thinks so Wang.  I'm thinks he promise not to mess up South China Sea with new islands packed with Chinese Comfort Women.  I'm think Trump has own harem in US of A and he get excited when I threaten to blow them up.  He don't like sending extortion money either, he want to keep all for self.

By the way, how is my favorite girl Kum Too Sun ?

Wang: Yes, you are genius Greatest Leader.  We keeping Kum fed well for you Great Reader.  She say be too long since Too Sun see you.

Kim: I'm knows it.  Put her in my closets tonight and tell her to suplise me.

Wang: Speaking of Comfort Women..  Comfort Women Forces girls starving and getting very thin.  Not attractive as usual. I know you like them Trump, er PLUMP, So Solly Dearest Leader !  I will go without desert tonight to make up for my diminished capacity !

Kim:  Yes I do like Trump, I Mean PLUMP !  Damn that great tweeter!   I hungry too.  Don't worry about desert Wang, I eat all last night anyway.   Too cold to forage for food right now.  Soon I will have to resort to my stash of Dinty Moore Stews and Chef Bloyardees !!

Call my new friend President Moon and setup meeting with Plump, I means TRUMP !  We must get sanctions removed.  I will just wait for next democlat president and can restart weapons programs and extortion routines then.

After Moon call, bring my favorite cheese and sushi roll.

And keep the wine and Soju coming too.  I very deplessed...

 

Wang: I'm on it like vomit Boss, I mean Dearest Greatest Leader !

 

LOL !

With all the evil in the world (Not going to list it) are you telling me that a made up war between men and women is a real thing?  Seriously?

Three Words

It's All Bullshit.  (Maybe that's four)

If that is not enough to satisfy your craving for blog content, then here are 10 words.

Did Orwell Predict The Future or Did The Future Happen Because of Orwell's Predictions?

If the latter, I suggest we no longer give society our genius..

Well some Other Thoughts the last 30 minutes or so:

What did you have and what have you lost ?

Observers of the human condition are we

Naive to think we can save every tree

or that this is even a good idea, this interfering with nature.

I reveal my age by telling you I never saw or heard of anyone who looked anything like any image you will see on an image search of 'body modification'.

Road kill and solar panels are mostly responsible for the early death of God's creatures.

Out of political correctness this comment is both included and excluded.

The stray Calico who has lived on our back deck for a couple years, has by way of an exceptionally cold winter, found the delicious and sublime comfort of the good life on this side of the door.

It's raining and it's pouring and this old man is snoring.  That's what she says anyway.

Imagine how much better the Twilight Zone series would have been with today's video and graphic tools.

I watched most of the new Superman movie and have the opinion that it sucked.

Why isn't most of Congress in jail for perjuring themselves when taking 'the Oath'.  And isn't this the very exact reason for the 2nd Amendment?  Damn straight !

Why do we put up with moslems in our midst, the 'peaceful' ones are on a mission to breed us out, their main mission.  It's happening big time in the EU. Right. Now.

Why do we let less than 3% of the population control the narrative in this country the last 9+ years ?

If you're white and male you are now being racially and gender abused.

If you're female, Good Luck Gettin a Date as we move into the feminism era ! Unless you're a lesbian.

Who is putting all the plastic into the oceans?  I don't think the evolved civilized countries are doing it.  And we want to send billions of condoms to Africa ?  Imagine being a fish in that area of the world.

We probably are over fishing.  Is any resource sustainable ?

Everyone is probably dying of cancer because of all the nuclear bomb testing post 1950.  Would we even have nuclear weapons if it wasn't for Hitler?  Would we have Hitler if it wasn't for the severely oppressive Versailles treaty?  Would we even have a Versailles Treaty if it wasn't for a bunch of blow jobs reluctantly going to war (WWI) over the assassination of some butthead that no one gave a shit about?  Does that even matter?  Isn't mankind (or peoplekind as Justin Trudeau would say) always on a course of self-destruction?  After all, it is much easier to screw things up than to improve them.  How is it we have a few younger generations of people who are dumber than any of us were at the age of 5 ?  

Hasn't it always been this way (Screwed up)?  Does it matter? Should we focus only on the things we have control over ?

Is there any end to the ways food can be prepared ? 

ICE says sanctuary cities are the very reason for the large numbers of arrests of illegals in those areas - Natch !  Fisherman go where the fish are.

Players only love you when they're playing.

Don't think twice, it's alright.

Rush Hour Freeway in Cincinnati - let's just not go there.

Can all this be fixed with anti-anti-psychotic drugs?  Or how about no drugs or social media, discipline in schools and warm bottoms at home in a male female parent environment?  Yea, too much to ask.

There are So many beautiful places on this Earth.  None of them are in Oklahoma.

I have 2 step authentication on everything important (that provides for it) and have frozen our credit at the 3 credit agencies, have multiple sets of image backups and I am impervious to any kind of cyber attack now.  I'd be happy to give anyone details.

Man I love Meerkats.  Also called Siricats.

My favorite Salvador Dali paintings include Battle of Tetuan and Dream Caused by a Bee Flying Around a Pomegranate.

I appreciate the obsessiveness of Martin C Esher

Hope you're all doing well.  Those of you who know who you are and those like you.