I've seen a couple headlines in "the news" more than a few times as follows:
- If there were any aliens out there, they are all likely dead now from climate change [on their respective planets of course]
- Swedish scientists have recently concluded that Earth is the only habitable planet in the entire universe. !
Honestly, I've heard the word "penis" more in the last 2 years than I had in the prior 61. Like a million times more. What is UP with that :)
Dollar Up. Market Up. Gold Down, Gold Miners UP. What the hell ? :)
I now cringe at these words and phrases: Adorable, Badass, Awesum, Epic, Uber, Any product name that ends with "ify" ie. spotify.
Why does everyone say Faux, when Fake has the same number of letters and syllables?
Why does everyone say Redux, when Redo has fewer letters?
Young women get their "news" from the morons on The View, one of whom recently admitted she didn't know if the Earth was flat or not, as she hadn't really thought about it. Yea, not surprised!
oBAMa, Can you get any more stupid and egocentric? (yes..)
Honestly, I believe it is an agenda driven objective to get everyone talking like babies. There is a late 40's guy in our IT dept that says My Bad all freakin day. But then you have people saying things like "You got all my feels" when they read or see something that pulls on their emotions. You've got people posting on young person websites in response to seeing a picture of a woman that They're "going to masterbate", "just masterbated", "Will masterbate [again] as soon as they can". And if they see a video of someone doing something other than wrapping themselves in cotton and hiding in a closet that they are "pooping in their pants" over it. - Very disturbing.
If I see the whore kim kardash's name in the news again, or any kardash.. or kanye, or taylor swift's, I'm going to scream. I did scream, I am going to scream again as soon as I can. I'm screaming now in fact.
40% of working age people are unemployed but the the UE rate is less than 5%. Is there a single number put out by the government that is not compete and utter bullshit? No. We're deep into George Orwell land here, where soon concentration camps will be called Joy Centers.
Will kids who were forced to take ADHD drugs be allowed to own a weapon in the future? Was that the purpose of forcing those drugs?
Will Mustang ever send me another email ?
Will the spectacular Ms Z send me even a toe selfie?
Will IMP ever talk to me again ??
Why am I so Needy ?
Does anyone really Give A F about Pluto or Charon? Or Mars? Who the hell would sign up to be on the first Mars mission that isn't even going to land, will take over 500 days, and will have to survive in a tin can drinking their re-processed urine the entire time and for God's Sake what the hell are they going to Eat? And Part Two - Who would actually go try to live on a sub zero temperature planet without natural oxygen that has for its landscape Nothing but Rocks, that they can already see from Here via Rover pictures ?!?!?!?!?!? Well, I figure that's an opportunity to get rid of 5 or 6 democrat voters.
I really want to see the UK depart the EU. Then watch the whole thing come apart. This is what is needed.
If you can pay No Attention to the above you got it. You're good. Concentrate on you, your family, your friends, and do your best to make sure you all have a good time. Laugh at the insanity. You ain't gonna fix it.
All the best to the best of you who know who you are.