It seems Kim "Shorty" Jong un is putting a harem together and he's looking for several thousand "good girls".
You're probably wondering, so.....When you age out, they'll either put you as a target in a firing squad or marry you off to one of Kim's very old and ugly generals. What's not to like ?
Just see your travel agent and ask about discount fares to North Korea.
Mmmmm. Girls in uniform.
ReplyDeleteNot for long Ed !
ReplyDeleteIt took a minute. Got it. :)
DeleteHey, isn't that Fabio there in the middle of that pack of sweeties? Some guys have all the luck: height, chiseled good looks, you know, brutally handsome. Hmmm, wait a sec, let me get a good look at this guy, nope, not Fabio. It's Henry Kissinger. He has the same effect on the chicks, Kid.
ReplyDeleteFredd, No that's not Henry either dude !
DeleteOh, great.........it's Friday night and I'm turning in and now you gave me a stomach ache. ptui!
ReplyDeleteHonestly, that's...it's....he's.................Oh, GAD!
ugh
Z, I will spend the day trying to figure out how I can make it up to you. Not even one chuckle though huh?
DeleteI understand how you could take it as funny but, no, as a woman? Thinking of how HE could make ME do anything he wanted me to do? No....not one chuckle :-)
DeleteI keep shivering......!! Those poor young women! Of course, they probably have a different point of view of THE DEAR LEADER, as they call him there, than I do!
Well, no I don't think it's funny at all - it's pretty disgusting, but I did think I had a couple plays on words. :)
DeletePeople who have no choice in the matter, like women who are forced to wear what moslem women wear and who ahve said they actually like it, that it's stylish, etc. Because they have no choice. So it is learn to like it or in the case of these moslem women - more likely be killed for resisting. It's a powerful force on the mind, especially when it is from birth.
In the case of the NK women, I imagine life really sucks for many of them. One of the best things you can do is join the army, else you might be eating grass and burning cow dung in winter to try to stay warm. So, if you are one of the girls who end up at one of the dear leaders cottages or palaces, you end up with mostly a pretty decent life as far as eating and sleeping goes. Then you hope the dear leader doesn't visit too often.
So, nothing funny about it at all, but this is what life if for a lot of people. Imagine the caste people in India who literally spend their whole life clearing the sewer system of human waste. I'd rather be a harem girl for sure. well, I'm sure this cheered you up.
WOW, This is going to end well for everyone involved.
ReplyDeleteAdmiral, I can only imagine what goes on over in NK....
DeleteHAPPY EASTER, everyone!
ReplyDeleteYou too, FT.
DeleteHappy Easter FT.
DeleteGood girls in the USA ... good luck with that.
ReplyDeleteMy guess is that whoever get's selected will have to be examined to make sure that they are, in fact, good girls and can take a high volume of garlic odor during the operative stages of whatever it is he wants these girls to do for him. I mean, who knows? Maybe he just wants help with his homework.
Here's what I think is amazing. Here you are criticizing a guy who at the age of 18 became a four star general. Well, but then, he did know somebody. Okay, never mind then.
Final thought: compare the Korean "good girls" to the female military in Japan. No comparison, in my view.
Mustang, I agree of course.
DeleteCan you imagine if he was queer?
ReplyDeleteSig, Somehow you've managed to make this worse ! ;-)
Deletecats-dogs and horses are definitely smarter than the female humans in the photo above- (RE:my comment on your post below) -
ReplyDeleteC-CS
C-CS, Well, honestly, I'd say the women are pretty much forced to fawn over this piece of human garbage. I understand people were who were perceived to not be mourning kim jong il's demise enough were killed.
DeleteEverybody votes for saddam kinda thing.