Monday, June 9, 2014

Libtard Lesson # 41


Trying to talk to libtards about the issues is like trying to talk to seagulls about tomorrows algebra lesson while on the outside patio of a seafood restaurant.

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  1. And they squawk like them too

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    1. Good Point. They fly around saying "Mine... Mine... Mine. Mine... Mine Mine...." ;-)

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  2. We have spoken about this on numerous occasions, and I seem to remember the last time, you promised me on your Great-Granny’s bosom that you would never try to talk to libtards about issues ever again. It appears that you have broken this pledge.

    Well, okay ... don’t do it again.

    Speaking of Squawking, I agree with your observations at AOW’s page. Suddenly, her blog acts as a magnet for one-cell organisms, although Liberal Tard could have less than a full cell.

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  3. Mustang, it appears blogger ate my reply like a democrat as McDonalds with a gift card. I try again.

    I Swear... I have never tried to give a libtard an algebra lesson, flightless or otherwise.

    RE: Confining the libtards to their leper colonies. I really think it's a Brilliant Idea (as they say in the UK) Imagine them having to talk only to each other for the duration. Splendid !

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  4. Kid:

    Analogy time again, Grasshopper. When I was in junior high school, which is now called middle school, I used to walk to school about a mile or so. Enroute, I passed this fenced yard with an angry dog that always barked like crazy and followed me all along its fence until I passed. One day, I picked up a stick and once I approached this yard, like clockwork the dog was there, barking at me right on time. This time, I took the stick and jabbed the dog a good one through the fence, thinking that this will shut the dog up.

    Nope, the dog just barked louder and was angrier than ever. It just seemed right to jab the dog again with the stick, perhaps silencing it. Not a chance, the dog got even louder and angrier. I couldn't help myself but jab the dog repeatedly through the fence, thinking I am going to win this little encounter. Wrong, so wrong. The dog by the time I was at the end of the fence, was rabid with fury, and the owner was now sticking his head out the door, wondering what on earth was up with ol' Fido. I ran towards school, leaving behind a wildly barking dog and a bewildered owner, having learned a lesson.

    My lesson learned, Grasshopper? Arguing with liberals is like poking an angry dog with a stick through a fence: while it seems like the right thing to do, all it does it piss off the dog, make a lot of noise and nothing is accomplished.

    True story.

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    1. Fredd, absolutely true, and another great analogy.

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  5. And Harry Reid Calls Cliven Bundy Supporters "Domestic Terrorists"
    What a schmuck, I wonder what we should call the Bowe Bergdahl supporters ?

    Nothing new here. It's just what leftist scum say all the time.
    There's some very disturbing about these people. Also, Bowe Bergdahl’s father's physical appearance and his comments in Arabic at the press conference with the Liar in Chief lends a lot to be concerned about..

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    1. Mr Suff, Welcome and agreed on both counts. libtards usually contradict themselves multiple times in the same sentences.

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  6. New York Times:
    Thanks to president Obama, our border that is making us look like a banana republic. Tens of thousands of children — a literal Children’s Crusade — have flooded across our borders in the last few months. The government expects 60,000 illegal kids this year and double that next year. We are told most are between the ages of 15 and 17 with teenage girls bringing their illegitimate kids with them.

    The government can’t take care of them all. There literally is no place to put them, so they are shipping hundreds of them by the day to Arizona and dumping them in warehouses and, in some cases, on the streets. There is one city alone that has over 47,000 of these illegal kids swarming around like flies on Horse manure. And they will be allowing their parents in as well shortly.

    Since Memorial Day alone, federal immigration officials have flown hundreds of women and children to Tucson, where they were given medical and other tests. They were then sent by bus to Phoenix and left at the Greyhound station to find their relatives around the nation. They were told to report to an immigration center within 15 days of reaching their destination, officials said.

    Immigration advocates have criticized the federal government for stranding the women and children in extreme heat with no money or food. Volunteers have stepped in to help them reach their families.

    Obama the Liar and his progressive fascist followers want to destroy or fundamentally change our country. Unrestricted illegal immigration is one of their tools to achieve that goal. They don't care what problems it causes. Achieving their ideological goal is the only thing they care about. I simply don't understand why they become our problem and why we are suddenly obligated to feed, clothe and house them, and, probably render medical and even legal assistance to them, give them food-stamps, schooling and the list goes on and on. And I just can’t wait until these “kid’s” start drinking and driving and selling drugs....

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    1. Nothing is going to happen until the kids feel the pain. It's going to be a while.

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  7. I am not a huge fan of Rush Limbaugh, but having listened to his program way back in the 20th century, he spoke the truth about liberals. Liberals don't think like regular people. They are all about feelings and emotions. Regular people use a degree of logic and evidence when making decisions, and liberals have to feel something is the right move.

    Liberals are bad at numbers, do not understand economics, and cannot speak intelligently about any branch of science. Liberals tend to become lawyers, teachers, and garbage collectors. Liberals always vote for the Democrat because it feels right.

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    1. Bob, I used to listen, and I agree he's got the line on the politicians. I don't listen anymore because I just don't want to hear about them anymore. I'm checked out on that subject if you will.

      Perfect description. Perfect. It's all about feelings. There was no past to learn from or any future to prepare for to a libtard.

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    2. Bob, you are on the right track about liberals. They are indeed bad with numbers and regard science as voodoo, but a voodoo that they can embrace when it suits their purposes (settled global warming science comes to mind). Their minds are wired differently than the brains of conservatives, and it mainly comes down to which side of their brains are dominant: the right or left. Left brain folk are the logical, reasonable types, such as accountants, scientists, and many times become captains of industry and are predominantly conservative in their thinking. Right brain folks are the touchy feely types, and wind up as musicians, artists, linguists and lawyers: stuff with no math to deal with, and that doesn't bog Barbie's brain down too much (remember pulling Barbie's string and one of her phrases was 'math is hard.').

      This is not absolute, as there are many of each that are either conservative or liberal, but in general most left handed folks are Democrats, and are also right brained thinkers. Check it out sometime, and do some anecdotal stats: I would wager that at least 8 of the 10 people you meet who are left handed are Democrats.

      It's a physiological thing, but since only about 1 in 10 humans are left handed, it does not explain the large numbers of liberals out there. Still, right brain thinkers, while mostly right handed, will lean towards the touchy feely side of things, and liberal leaders seek them out and deluge them with emotional appeals which most assuredly stick.

      You think I'm nuts, but check it out and you will see there's validity in this.

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    4. I have a minor in mathematics from Brown that I picked up when I was at RISD.

      How about you, Bob?

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    5. Any chance we can get Fredd to expound on his moronic idea that music doesn't involve math?

      By linguist I assume you don't mean someone like Chomsky.
      X NP AUX Y --> X AUX NP Y ?

      An artist like Sol LeWitt isn't based in logic?

      You know so little Fredd. You live in such a sterile world.

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  8. Yes, the REAL American people support immigration, but only the legal way, illegal immigration is ILLEGAL, period, and not the American way. All you have to do to enter the country legally is to get in line, like everything else..But NO, these asswhipes want Medicaid, free schooling, and food stamps the minute they jump over the fence..

    Not all of us are Slave Owners, or the air heads and dopey Teabaggers that the Mean-Spirited SCHMUCKS that the a-holes on the left think we are. . Some of us know how to read and comprehend the facts.

    Additionally, your obsession with “Bush and Palin Beating”,“Gun Control”, and “Climate Change” is rather tired. Get a new schtick, Bush and Palin, haven’t been around for over 5 years, This is ALL on the Ding-Bat Obama now, and the scumbags Reid and Pelosi . The Audacity of Stupidity.

    And by the way, no matter how hard you try to prevent it, many of us STILL want to Talk About Benghazi, and ALL the other OBAMA SCANDALS. He's a pathological liar, just like The Hildabeast!

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    1. Yes, many of today's immigrants are not like yesterday's who came to work and make a better life. These people want the free stuff. Many do come to work though. Too many people on the dole/and or dependent (unions,etc) or not paying taxes so they don't care. Well, the dems are importing voters.

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  9. Yes, they're ALL about feelings! That's why when we say we're against Obama Care, their meme is "You don't want to help the sick!?" etc etc. They NAIL us with that stuff and Americans eat it up "those lousy, uncaring Republicans who hate women because they don't want to pay for abortions!"
    I like your seagull analogy...MINE MINE MINE is true, too! I can hear them now. *since I live 3 miles from the sea! But you would be very surprised how far inland they get for FOOD. Sort of like Democrats...they'll do ANYTHING for a vote. Hey, you think dead seagulls still get THEIRS THEIRS THEIRS?! :-)

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  10. Z, Thanks. I would say most of them don't believe anything they say either. It's all just a means to an end. Not the one they're expecting though. Democrat voting seagulls never die.

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  11. You still stuck on algebra?

    No wonder your liberal friends (yeah, right) are bored.

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  12. Did someone say Ducky don't count?

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    1. They can generally count TS/WS, it's coming to sane conclusions that escapes them

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  13. Gotta start with the basics with libtards.

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  14. Trying to figure out why Ducky thinks we care about his degrees, his wealth, or how many boyfriends he has ...

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    1. Not worth the gear oil Sam. :)

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    2. You care because you're envious, Sam.

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