Thursday, November 25, 2010

Ideas for Holiday Air Travel, or Air Travel in General and Fun With the TSA

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We all know how fun loving the TSA is. Here are but a couple ideas to make your TSA molestation and/or X-ray bombardment scanning a treat for everyone.

  • Go in a Bikini. They won't let you go naked, or else that would even be better. If you're over the age of 60, the smaller the bikini the better.  Well, forget the age and let's just go with the smaller the better.  Maybe a temporary tatoo that says "Scan This" so that there's no confusion.  Those TSA folks are awfully stupid you know.  They go through less training than the person working the hash brown and french fry bin at your local McDonald's...

  • Make a cardboard cutout of a hand giving the finger, then glue aluminum foil to the cardboard and slip that mother in your back pocket(s).


  • Substitute a profile of Janet Napolitano, or your favorite Fascist in the Obama administration in your "giving the finger to the DHS/TSA Celebration".  Eric Holder perhaps, who is not only incompetent, he's freakin stupid and a racist besides.  (I'll spare us all and not include her image....)

  • For those who are traveling for work or similar and can't take a chance on being delayed, substitute your favorite Nazi symbol.  The Swastika perhaps.

  • Everyone go in a Burka and include all the stuff above !  Decorate yourself like a Christmas Tree !

And while we're talking, where in the hell is the ACLU on this mistreatment of Americans.   We know they love to get involved in that stuff right? Hello? knock knock?

Come On America, show those  filthy Muslim bastards and Fascists in the Obama administration that We have ideas too !

I'm sure many of you have even Better ideas.   We'd love to hear of them in the comments and the TSA folks would love to see them I'm sure !

Update: After a staggering number of requests, I've replaced the bikini picture with the current picture.
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10 comments :

  1. Kid, your creativity has me impressed. Have a wonderful Thanksgiving and a great weekend.

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  2. Hi Opus, Thanks. What is it they say - necessity drives invention?

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  3. Kid, those Nazi dolls are kind of freaky. Something tells me they will be in my future nightmares.

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  4. Kid,

    I saw an interview with a gal clad in a bikini just for this purpose (and yes she was built to wear one)and really like that idea.

    Probably not a good idea in cold weather States but hey, one can only hope,,lol.

    Have a great Thanksgiving weekend!

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  5. arm-band- -- a star and crescent would let you get through w/o a problem...the TSA would think you had CAIR as your back-up--no messing w/ CAIR...
    C-CS

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  6. Trestin, Lol. They do look awfully liberal and mobish..

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  7. Christopher, Really? Cool !

    Leave it to Americans..

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  8. Woman, Lol. For those with a choice.

    I know there are many who don't. I used to be a road warrior and I'm glad that's in the past for now anyway.

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  9. C-CS. Righteous Idea. Use the enemies crap for our purposes.

    My favorites are the aluminum foil finger and everyone go in a burka.

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