Thursday, October 21, 2010

The Twelve Days of Election

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On the first day of Election,
my ballot gave to me
A Barney in a Fruitcake.

On the second day of Election,
my ballot gave to me
Two Demorcat morons,
And a Barney in a Fruitcake.

On the third day of Election,
my ballot gave to me
three French Loving Socialists,
two Democrat morons,
And a Barney in a Fruitcake.

On the fourth day of Election,
my ballot gave to me
four democrat media anchor idiots,
three French Loving Socialists,
two Democrat morons,
And a Barney in a Fruitcake.

On the fifth day of Election,
my ballot gave to me
Five GOLDEN Conservatives!,
four democrat media anchor idiots,
three French Loving Socialists,
two Democrat morons,
And a Barney in a Fruitcake.

On the sixth day of Election,
my ballot gave to me
Six Democrats a swaying !,
Five GOLDEN Conservatives!,
four democrat media anchor idiots,
three French Loving Socialists,
two Democrat morons,
And a Barney in a Fruitcake.

On the seventh day of Election,
my ballot gave to me
Seven Dems a drowning,
Six Democrats a swaying !,
Five GOLDEN Conservatives!,
four democrat media anchor idiots,
three French Loving Socialists,
two Democrat morons,
And a Barney in a Fruitcake.

On the eighth day of Election,
my ballot gave to me
Eight Dems a-squealing,
Seven Dems a drowning,
Six Democrats a swaying !,
Five GOLDEN Conservatives!,
four democrat media anchor idiots,
three French Loving Socialists,
two Democrat morons,
And a Barney in a Fruitcake.

On the ninth day of Election,
my ballot gave to me
Nine Transvestites dancing,
Eight Dems a-squealing,
Seven Dems a drowning,
Six Democrats a swaying !,
Five GOLDEN Conservatives!,
four democrat media anchor idiots,
three French Loving Socialists,
two Democrat morons,
And a Barney in a Fruitcake.

On the tenth day of Election,
my ballot gave to me
Ten Lawyers Leaping off a cliff,
Nine Transvestites dancing,
Eight Dems a-squealing,
Seven Dems a drowning,
Six Democrats a swaying !,
Five GOLDEN Conservatives!,
four democrat media anchor idiots,
three French Loving Socialists,
two Democrat morons,
And a Barney in a Fruitcake.

On the eleventh day of Election,
my ballot gave to me
Eleven rats biting pipers,
Ten Lawyers Leaping off a cliff,
Nine Transvestites dancing,
Eight Dems a-squealing,
Seven Dems a drowning,
Six Democrats a swaying !,
Five GOLDEN Conservatives!,
four democrat media anchor idiots,
three French Loving Socialists,
two Democrat morons,
And a Barney in a Fruitcake.

On the twelfth day of Election,
my ballot gave to me
Twelve Tea Party Senators !,
Eleven rats biting pipers,
Ten Lawyers Leaping off a cliff,
Nine Transvestites dancing,
Eight Dems a-squealing,
Seven Dems a drowning,
Six Democrats a swaying !,
Five GOLDEN Conservatives!,
four democrat media anchor idiots,
three French Loving Socialists,
two Democrat morons,
And a Barney in a Fruitcake!
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h/t Sig for the idea
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5 comments :

  1. Hey kid, I wonder how those three French loving socialist are doing with their new retirement age....Oh my...not 62! Merci - I wonder which Country can implode quicker..Us or them?

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  2. Oh, man. Now you've got this melody stuck in my head!

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  3. DeanO, Well they have a head start on us, tho if the demo's would happen to stay in charge, I'm sure we could pass them up easily.

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  4. Opus, well, at least it's better than the Brady Bunch theme. Which I won't remind you how it goes..

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  5. Kid - yer welcome. Keep the hits ahappenin'!

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