A Rare Break From the Never Ending Jockularity That is Kids Blog.

An Optical Smorgasbord of a galactic pair of sex crazed Galaxies - light years distant, Yearning to be 1 together rather than 2 alone, definitely not 3 together (not bi), and Most Definitely 4 each other.

Heck yea, click the picture !

Secret Recording From Inside Kim Jong Un's Palace....

Kim: General Dong, what we goings to do about big ass Donna Tlump threats to us!?

Dong: We should hire Shelsea Crinton to fire up Amerlican Peoples against their government !  Shia LaPoofs too !  And Justy Bliebers!

Kim: I'm not thinks that work General Dong. Trump fever too strong.  And Justy Bliebers not even in news anymores! 

Dong: So Solly Great Leader ! How abouts we stop Nuke and Missile Tests and just keep our countly wide harem in prace?

Kim with sollen looks: General Dong, that may be alls we gots left...

Dong:  I'm knows it Great Leaders. I'm knows it.

Once Again, Donald J Trump, Through His EO on Opening Up Offshore Drilling

and completely cancelling barry soetoro's ban on US offshore drilling has solved many problems with the simple stroke of a pen.

1. American oil companies will once again be able to drain the subsurface of the ocean floor of that nasty oil that we can use in our cars and sell to other countries.
2. As a result, the ocean floor will likely sink at least 240 feet making ample room for the melted ice of libtard glaciers and frozen continents, totally neutralizing the effects of the non-existent global warming thing-a-ma-bob
3. Extract the oil in a much more environmentally safe way than all the Mexican and Chinese oil rigs do, who have Never Stopped Drilling for offshore oil.

The hell you say.  Yes I do.  Mexico and China were never bound to acknowledge barry soetoro's oil drilling ban, they are in international waters, and they have no requirement to follow the laws of the USA.  Plus they have no requirement to follow the over-restrictive guidelines of the US EPA. They may be creating oil spills all over the place and have no requirement to answer to anyone.


As a result, Donald J Trump has 1) brought a bunch of energy creation to the USA that we won't have to buy from someone else (GDP Growth, Reduce Trade Defecit) -2) done it in a much more environmentally friendly way since American companies can drill more safely, and 3) opened up closer to shore drilling where it is much less dangerous to drill without having a booboo like BP did.

Sheer Genius.

4)  The libtards are bouncing off the walls.

So, Now It Finally Occurs to Me

What we need to do is join sports and politics at the hips.


Bad politicians suck at everything !

SO many people are geeked up about sports. Now they will be talking politics on ESPN along with the sports. Sports addicted people will be appraised of how much bad politicians suck and America will be Great Again !

Looking back when obama scored like 32 on the bowling alley and 197 on an executive (par 3) golf course, he'd have been rejected by the majority of America before he even got started ! 

Trump on the other hand is one hell of a golfer even at 69 years old.  He could be president for the next 20 years !

Imagine the anguish we could have avoided.  John Kerry closing his eyes and crying like a little girl as a thrown football comes with a few feet of him.  He'd have been scratched from the word Go!

hirrod crinton - Need I say More.

Such much grief could have easily been flushed before it even became known.

Let's all call Sports Center  and demand they review all politicians on their athletic abilities.

Carry on.

Time to Remove "Racism" and "Racial Profiling" From The Dictionaries

They are non-concepts.  Why?

Because murders in the USA only happen in 5 % of the counties.  Guess Which Ones !

Ah-Yep.

With All the Pathetic Sniveling Bullshit Excuses Being Bandied About for Why the Hildebeast Lost the Election

I thought I'd put the Real Story Out.

Trump Won Because:

• He was not a politician
• MAGA
• Didn't insult us with agenda items like 'job creation' and 'tweak the tax code'
• He promised to put a Conservative on the SC - Check
• He promised big changes to immigration - Check and more to come
• He talked about things people who have a F* brain care about
• He got people off their couch who haven't voted for president in decades.

Ok, Here's The Plan.

We send as much Tungsten as we can each and every resupply mission to the ISS.  When we get enough to make 2 artificial asteroids, One at 1/2 KILLometer wide, and one at 1/4 KILLometer, we send them suckers back to Earth at 17,000 mph.  One will impact the middle east left center Iran and one dead center N Korea.

World be better place in short order.

Oh, and close all the mosques except for in Sweden and declare islam a non-religion.

Oh, and declare open season on anyone appearing to be a moslem vermin.

Oh, and finally - Pigs make mincemeat out of three mohammedens.  Beautiful !

 

Stars Race Across the Sky?

Why Yes

Screw Earth Day

Unbelievably Rude and Profane

Kim Jong Il Channeling Kim Jong Un.  I warned ya.



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