I don't think there was ever a time I would commit to having a particular set of bumper stickers plastered all over my car and then agree to have them transferred to every car I would ever own or drive for the rest of my life.
No doubt there are males who tell this female that she is "awesome" because that is what males do when they want sex. They'll tell you any damn thing. Who would marry this girl? Who would hire this girl?
And that's just the part of her we can see. I can't imagine she doesn't have a tramp stamp and a welcome mat.
Check back in a few years.
ReplyDeleteImagine paying 20 grand to have all that tattooing (Don't know the prices but it is expensive) then 20 grand years later to painfully have it laser removed.
DeleteOH. MY. GOSH. And how proud her parents must be.
ReplyDeletePOOR thing. UGLY UGLY UGLY...."Chic" today...Ed's right; check back in a few years.
Honestly, I think tattoo removers might be THE biggest business in 10 years; we all ought to invest!!!
Good Idea Z, tattoo removal. Maybe some public company will make a do it yourself machine.
DeleteIs it even POSSIBLE to remve a tattoo with heavy scarring of the affected tissue?
Deleteand yes, they WILL tell her "you look wonderful"....the boys don't care....all her parts work!
ReplyDeleteBeer goggles.
DeleteJust turn out the lights Z, though I'm sure that turns some guys on too.
DeleteFrom a young beauty to a beastly freak ... she must have serious mental issues.
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DeleteSam, Serious mental issues. Exactly what I think of all these body mutilators. At least they carry their own Warning Sign !
DeleteIt must be swell at family get togethers...
ReplyDeleteHeh.
DeleteI'm giving a little weight to the idea this may have started with the parents Bunk.
DeleteTHIS ONCE-POPULAR VIEW of LOVE and ROMANCE CAME OUT in 1911, IT HAS BEEN RECORDED DOZENS OF TIMES SINCE THROUGH SEVERAL DECADES:
ReplyDeleteI Want a Girl Just Like the Girl
That Married Dear Old Dad
When I was a boy my mother often said to me,
Get married boy and see, how happy you will be,
I have looked all over, but no girlie can I faind,
Who seems to be just like the little girl I have in mind.
I will have to look around until the right one I have found.
I want a girl just like the girl that married dear old dad,
She was a pearl and the only girl that Daddy ever had,
A good old-fashioned girl with heart so true,
One who loves nobody else but you
I want a girl just like the girl that married dear old Dad.
By the old mill stream there sits a couple old and gray,
Though years have rolled away, their hearts are young and gay,
Mother dear looks up at Dad with love-light in her eye,
He steals a kiss, a fond embrace, while ev’ning breezes sigh;
I want a girl just like the girl that married dear old dad,
She was a pearl and the only girl that Daddy ever had,
A good old-fashioned girl with heart so true,
One who loves nobody else but you
I want a girl just like the girl that married dear old Dad.
~ lyrics by William Dillon, music by Harry Von Tilzer
I guess today they'd say he had an Oedipus Complex, tell him he is sick, and advise him to go find a bevy of busty bimbos to help rid him of his delusions.
DeleteNone of this would have happened if it had not been for the regrettable emergence of SEX, DRUGS and ROCK 'n ROLLthat caught us unaware as it burst upon the scene swivelling its hips and masturbating its guitar in 1955.
The movement this spawned came fully into flower in the nineteen-SICK-sties. Since then the Social Cancer aggressive degeneracy introduced into the nation's bloodstream has metastasized to epic proportions –– the kind of godawful PERMANENt DAMAGE we see too much of today.
I wanted someone different Franco even though I loved my Mom.
DeleteYea well, long as I don't have to sleep with it.
DeleteI don't think I will ever understand the thought behind this. She was such a cute kid, and now she's an object.
ReplyDeleteObject at best Odie.
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