Did you hear Sheila Jackson Lee today said that while it is nice to finally have a woman in the White House, but that because Russia invaded Korea and Kellyanne Conway was caught selling Ivanka Trump merchandise out the side door of the White House to rich white alt-right Elites, that Donna Trump should be impeached ?
It is revealed that Angela Merkel has confided to a not so great secret holder that she continues to frantically import muslims in the hopes that one or more of them will force themselves upon her. No takers yet.
Today we learn that 147 of obama's useless Pentagon appointees ran for their lives screaming obscenities and other intelligible noises after the new SECDEF - James Mattis sent an email proclaiming that he and his aides would be on a day long walking tour of the Pentagon and that any obama appointed Pentagon secretaries, undersecretaries or 'other' workers would be stripped, paddled, and waterboarded if they were still found to be occupying their office when Mr Mattis arrived outside their door.
Hank Johnson is no longer worried about the Pentagon tipping over and capsizing as a result. Sheila Jackson Lee however had reservations saying that she thought service would now be less than desirable at the Pentagram restaurant where she and friends generally lunch.
President Donald J Trump signs an Executive Order today that demands all Democrat politicians, party operatives and media motion sick love slaves attack him relentlessly over his entire term(s) in office. Democrats everywhere look like deer in headlights, terror in their eyes, brains frozen, frantically, horrifyingly crying out for someone to tell them what the fuck to do NOW !
Paris is to encase all valuable buildings, landmarks, museums in super heavy duty bullet proof plastic to protect them from the moslem vermin they are importing at a frantic pace.
When a homeless Parisian asked "Why not deport the moslems?" French President Hollande responded "Sacre Blue" and had the homeless man arrested and secretly waterboarded.
Parents all across the USA in tears after the DeVos confirmation. One parent pictured below, typical of the group, screaming through tears that she wants her children to have NO Choice of what kind of school they attend, demands they continue attending the POS school they go to now where they get no education at all and are just passed from grade to grade because "I don't gotta hep em with no M^%F&^% Homework !"