Friday, March 25, 2016

Staff Meeting !

Well, most of our usual attendees are otherwise occupied, albeit with important things, and that leaves just Mustang and I to discuss the human condition and refine our plan for world domination.

If any of our staff actually are available, please contribute in the comment section and my apologies for not being up to speed on your schedule.  Like you tell me anyway.  But still.

Without further ado, the first order of business.


o - Mustang and I were waxing poetic about where Black folks names come from and I suggested Africa.  In consulting this site for African names, I don't find a Keyshawn or a Kanisha though I do find Kanye..

So, I conclude mothers of black babies, also known as future democrat voter factories are just making up these names on the fly.  A teacher I know who teaches at a low income school district testifies that she's had black kids in her class with names like Kwnce (Should be Quincey but Momma don't know how to spell.)  Then there are Mali and Femali (Actually spelled Male and Female)  Mom said the hospital put these names on the birth certificate and she liked them so she went with them.

Given the interest these mom's have for creating new names, Mustang had some suggestions, as follows:

HIVSHANA, VAGINETRA, HERPON, SYPHILETHA, CHANCROSEMA, GONORKENYA, SCABINELLA, TRICHOMONTRA, CHLAMYDRA MAE, CRABOMATRA 

I would like to add these:

Gimme, WerIgetmymoneyfrom, GimmeGimme, NoKracker,  Nodaddy,  Hellyea, and LeroyRodgers who rides a white horse called Triggerman.

o - Moving on to the next item, Mustang and I note how our country is being turned into a giant day care center / Kindergarten class.  If your local news is anything like mine, then you probably have a program called something like "9 on your side"  Because gosh darn, we All need to have someone on our side.  Not only are they pretending to be on our side, they are also constantly yapping about keeping us safe, actually saying "We'll Keep You Safe!" every 3-5 minutes.  From the weather man, to the person not attractive enough to be on national news reading absurd stories about idiotic events or interviewing people with nothing useful to offer up.  Ain't Nobody Got Time For Dat !

Well, if a tornado is headed my way,and I have the news on, they might just be able to keep me safe.  Otherwise they are as useless as libtards in congress who think islands can actually capsize.  Furthermore, what do the people who actually think news reporters can keep them safe do when the news isn't on?  They must be hiding in the closet ! 
Ain't Nobody Got Time For Dat !

Last night, they had a guy on to tell us how we can avoid being blown up by the moslem vermin (In response to being compelled to say Something in regard to the Brussels attacks don't ya know).  He had terrific advice such as: "Keep your eyes open" and "if you see something say something"  Now there is some stuff you are not going to get anywhere else.

On this theme, note that there is a major Crisis in the Adult Coloring Book industry.  Seems there is a major shortage of crayons and colored pencils.  Yea, I'm not kidding.
Moving on then....

o - obama loves killing Americans. Yes he does. (Combine this with little snowflake 18 year old kids being afraid of chalk on sidewalks that say "Trump 2016" and it is mind bending to know that all these little geniuses will be voting for the beast. But that's yesterday's news since the election outcome is probably already bought and paid for.


Well, there is no further business within this meme, and I can't send you to bed with such a disturbing thing on your mind, so let me close with something else.

I should mention that AOW said she was available once again for meeting minutes, but dang, it's school season and she has enough going on right now.   In lieu of AOWs excellent scribing, I have stepped in and have done the meeting minutes.  I've since lost them.  One or more of our cats urinated on them and I had to toss them.  requests for followup will be dependent on Mustang and My memory and degree of senility as the years roll on.



25 comments :

  1. I think most of us remember the Film Cool Hand Luke with Paul Newman and George Kennedy. Watching Lucas Jackson cutting off the heads of parking meters at the beginning of the film forced me into acceptance of whatever happened to that nut. So what if he received the Bronze Star Medal for service in Korea; the Army gave those medals out like C-Rats. But as you recall, the theme of the film was, “...What we have here is a failure to communicate.”

    That’s where we are in America today. We have a small number of pathetically undereducated people who think that no one in America (the land of the free) should be allowed to make any speech that might possibly insult, hurt the feelings, of any other person. And we have thought police at Emory University trying to find out who the chalk bandit is ... you know, someone with the audacity to write TRUMP 2016 on the concrete. No objection to “Feel the Bern” or “Dykes for Hillary,” though. Small number, as I said, but they are getting all the press coverage. They and the BLM crowd, but I would like to say here and now that no one’s life who names their child “Femali” matters. That said, I can well understand the entrepreneurial motivation for adult coloring books.

    Final note: I’m not pissed off because Obama was doing the Tango during the attacks in Brussels. The Belgians have been asking for this for a long time, so pony up, Belgians. No, what pissed me off is that a fine looking female tango dancer bothered at all. Obama pushed the Tango art form back at least 150 years. By the way, anyone have Mora Godoy’s phone number?

    Okay, one more final note: if you ever need AOW to do the minutes of our meeting, and she gives you the song and dance about her teaching schedule, just remind her that I have those photographs from the Christmas Party a few years ago. Yeah ... that’s the kind of guy I am, but at least my name isn’t Kenye.

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  2. AOW didn't ask for time off, I was just being proactive. I was more than willing to give AOW the time off. Time earned my friend. And personally, I love to write stuff up and have the dog eat it or the cats piss on it. I did SO much of that in grade school.

    Cool Hand Luke. yes, there is a point that you simply don't retreat from, even if it means doing hard time in the swamps. Sure hope I never get to that point, but if I do, I'm not going to say I can do 50 eggs, gonna be more like 25..

    As you suggest, it's not just stupidity, it is magnetic rejection to anything that makes any kind of sense. It's pretty stunning really. Magnetic repulsion from anything that makes even the slightest bit of sense.

    Gonna get interesting PDQ is you ask me.

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    1. Come to think of it, it isn't me that has the pictures of AOW at the Christmas Party, it is AOW that has the pictures of me. Never mind. Nevertheless, when the duty watch schedule comes out, I think all of those people who failed to show for the meeting ought to have to stand the mid's.

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    2. Since you brought them up, I've seen those pictures Mustang. Very flattering btw.

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  3. The TV news is good for tornado warnings, but can also make a nice nightlite with the sound muted. If only we would keep our eyes open and say something if we see something... but not if it has anything to do with middle eastern moozlim back packers who like pressure cookers because that would be racist profiling. What's your favorite pressure cooker recipe?

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  4. If people rise up and say this social justice thing, this language policing, this political correctness, safe spaces, trigger warnings, microaggressions – this stuff is horseshit…. If enough people smash its stranglehold on the public square, it will never recover.

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    1. For GOD's SAKE, DON'T use "TRIGGER" anymore!!! It might give some poor, sensitive, socially-conscious soul a stroke or a heart attack. It's far too reminiscent of THE most offense word ever uttered or written by a huperson.

      These RHYME ATTACKS are one of most insidious forms of micro-aggression to be found anywhere on the planet.

      And watch out for the Feminazis and their incessant search for reasons to take Umbrage and express Righteous Indignation. Because of them, record numbers are dying unnecessarily of heart attacks, because doctors are forbidden to diagnose ANGINA anymore.

      You get three guesses to figure out why it's now considered better for you to die in pain than for your physician to be guilty of a micro-aggrression profoundly disturbing to the female sex.

      Remember this too: Should you be stupid enough to mount a TRUMP '16 bumper sticker or window decal on your car, the police in every major city have been given strict orders by the Federal Government not to make any attempt to identify, capture or prosecute any "person of color" who smashes your windshield with a baseball bat, or steals your tires before overturning your vehicle and setting it ablaze.

      In this New World Order long-suffering members of our society's most despised, deprived and abused Minority have a perfect right to express their dissatisfaction with "Whitey" anyway there little hearts desire.

      And if an Islamaniac should grab you and hack your head off with a pen knife, TOUGH SHIT! You undoubtedly DESERVED it for the hate you undoubtedly hold in your heart.

      As a Caucasian, you no longer have an inherent right to life, because the damage you've inflicted on eight-tenths of the world is SO vile, SO far-reaching, and SO inexcusable the only option left to you is to commit SUICIDE.

      Self-defense of any kind is now strictly forbidden.

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    2. FT, I'm the minority now. I deserve special privilege !!!! Write to your congress criminal would you please.

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    3. Lionk is not working, here is the link you can paste

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p143-GYP1zs

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    4. FT...Damn good summation of our national insanity and constipation.

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  5. Not to be too cynical and disrupt the comity on this topic.....but I just realized who's reaping the benefits of these Islime-ist attacks on civilians. Flower vendors, candle makers, stuffed toy shops, sloganeering and tomorrow? Back to ignorance, PC and liberal bromides totally ignoring what has happened again and again and again. Je suis France my ass.

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    1. No disruption. Yea, they're enjoying the effects I'd say. Hell, in Europe, those proprietors probably are moslem vermin

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    2. "Je suis la France, MON CUL, s'il vous plait."

      };-)>

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  6. I know I'm late. What assignment did I get stuck with since I wasn't here?

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    1. Ed, being one of the Sub experts in our group, you were commanding officer aboard our Ohio Class boat - the USS George Washington - for its sea trials. I hope you didn't have any trouble with Ms Z and DeBlade's piloting. I know there were no incidents and all came back safe and sound despite having to deal with "hilrod 2016" chalk marks near the LZ.

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  7. Glad I already had a yuuuuge supply of pencils and colored pens for my coloring book. I love to color when I'm not painting or drawing. It's very relaxing and good for thinking time.

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    1. Adrienne, :-) I spend every free second with my coloring books. I'm currently doing Salvador Dali's Battle of Tetuan If link doesn't work - http://tinyurl.com/znqyute
      Click on the thumbnails for larger views of course.

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    2. Here's one you might like for Easter - https://c1.staticflickr.com/3/2553/4126943655_95730a394d_b.jpg

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    3. There are several versions of that if interested. Google images "Salvador Dali Crucifixion"

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  8. I have a print of Dali's St. John of the Cross that my aunt acquired when she attended the opining of the painting in Washington, DC. Dali signed the print. Many years ago I spoke to the people at the Dali Museum and they weren't even aware that those prints were given to people that day.

    More info: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christ_of_Saint_John_of_the_Cross

    Speaking of names. Check out this list of nine people charge with murder. The names are real.

    Police arrested Quiauna Henley, 35, of Hephzibah; Quiasha Henley, 18, of Hephzibah; A’Lexis Cain, 18, of Hephzibah; Tyteanna Thomas, 18, of Augusta; Raheem Jobes, 19, of Augusta; Myah Dunbar, 18, of Hephzibah; Eyvette Lashawn Byrd, 39, of Hephzibah; Demetrius Lamont Harris Jr, 21, of Hephzibah; and Terry Lee Daniels, 19, of Augusta. They are each charged with aggravated assault and murder.

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    1. That's a nice print to have ! A very interesting story on that painting. Thank you for including it.

      On the groids - If you ever watch First 48, there is an endless stream of black kids killing each other and others for no reason. Thanks LBJ and the democrat party...

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