Breaking News - USA Military Disarms !!!

In a seemingly impossible turn of events, US President Barack Obama, in a deal with Russian President Vladamir Putin, has committed to Total Disarmament of the United States of America.

In this photo, Mr Putin can be seen informing Mr Obama of the deal and what all of the terms and details will be.  The conversation could not be heard, but Mr Obama could be seen moving his head up and down for minutes at a time and on occasion staring dreamily into Mr Putin's eyes.

Near the end of the meeting this photo shows Mr Obama glowing with pride as Mr Putin is heard to say "Thank you so much Barack my little pookie poo."  

Apparently the deal had been electronically transmitted to the US Congress, who immediately voted Yay (in favor) without reading the details as has now become customary in virtually all legislative Congressional sessions.  This rare photo was taken to record the historic moment at the time of the vote.

Here is Mr Putin showing his gratitude at Mr Obama's somewhat over the top immediate gift of the Entire US Nuclear Fleet and operational staff to Russia as a token of his total commitment to this initiative.

Here is Mr Obama waving goodbye to the terrible military machine that once terrified the world and made babies cry everywhere.

Mr Obama is heard to say "Bye,  Bye bye, ... Bye Everybody !"

And here are some of the vessels heading off to their undisclosed Russian destinations

Well, from this reporter's Highly Emotional view and Practically Speechless State, I can only proclaim proudly that we can now finally get down to the business of World Peace !! Yay !

As a post party main stream media note,  it's still unclear where the Army and Air Force will be headed. China?  North Korea?  Kenya? Iran?  Who knows but won't it be fun to watch as peace envelopes the entire globe.  Sigh.... I'm feeling so much love now...