The Shiny Cat Toy that is Talk Radio and Fair News

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There's bound to be some language in here somewhere.

I made a comment over at Z's that included the "shiny cat toy" meme that she liked so I thought I'd make a post out of it.

The country is so polarized with labels and the constant adolescent he said - she said - he/she said he that used to be a she said and everything in between, I swear when I walk through the lunchroom at work to visit the vending machine, I see so much childish name calling and all this crap laced with a contiguous string of labels that they would choke a homosexual Unicorn.

"Did he say that or didn't he say it?!?!?"  comes blaring out of the TV... Who gives a fuck.  Let's focus people on whether we're going to go full blown socialist or whether there might be someone out there to roll back the liberal agenda.  It's mind bendingly frustrating and hilarious at the same time.  Maybe they're putting something in the water to add the humor element.  If they are; Add More !

Anyway, here's a visual representation of America.  A couple of folks that would have instead arranged to go out and eat some grass and drink from the neighbors bird bath together in Harmony, but no.  They are so incensed they don't trust anyone.

There is no one helping. Rush, Hannity and the rest of them sit around talking about what Debbie Douchebag said last, or that Nana Pelosi wears cotton boxers, or this or that politician said or did something inflammatory but Totally Fucking Meaningless !  Who cares?  It's why I've never listened to Rush or any of them unless I was on a lonely stretch of afternoon asphalt, considering myself lucky to not be driving into the sun, if that be the case, heading toward the next beer that I'll cry into. (Not really on the crying)

These talking heads are most likely also being paid by Big Pharma who makes the blood pressure pills we all eat.

I hear phrases like ProLife ProChoice, Gay Marriage, and all the other social targeted issues that I want to hack up another furball.

Here's some secret Kid info.  I'm a social liberal of the 4th kind.  I do not care what people do.  Kill themselves with drugs, have 15 abortions, 3 sex changes operations, and you name it.

I don't care. If it is legal I do not care.  I don't even care about some illegal stuff.  isn't that what a conservative is?  Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness.  I don't see anything in there about gays, race, abortion, and the like.  Let God and their own conscience deal with that.  As long as I don't have to pay for it.  So, there is that fly in the ointment.



Of course if the radio people say, "we need someone to roll the liberal agenda back and who will do that", then what do they talk about the remaining 2 hours and 59 minutes, less a hour and 50 minutes commercial time but of course Monsieur.

It's all bullshit.  It's nothing but a shiny cat toy to make the conservatives believe they are being informed, but just like every other freakin election, they aren't being informed about jack.

This will only serve to scare everyone out of their dreams that someone might actually be able to reverse course a little Like a Ron Paul and go vote for who they figure the stupid people will vote for.   Well at least Paul is Different and he's consistent. why not.  These people aren't Kings, regardless of how oblabber makes us feel, and I know that Paul would not be able to do anything that would jeopardize National Security which is the only thing the Fed should be responsible for anyway.  The money saved from bringing people home gets reinvested into the military.

But Nooooooooooo. We'll end up with a sock puppet like Romney who will lose the election just like John McLame did because each are about as exciting as a wet mouse, and all the cats will sit around wondering what the fuck happened.

Hey, I'll vote Against Obama by voting for the opposing sock puppet like I've always done, but it won't do any good.

I'm not really focusing on Ron Paul here.  He is just the only Tea Party person left.  What I'm saying is that what We need to do is get the message to these people that we want the liberal machine rolled back - as a prime directive, and unless you promise to do that you don't have a prayer.  Maybe people will learn something when we hit rock bottom.