New Supreme Court Justice will be Female, Ugly and Unqualified

I see Fox is running the idea it will be Janet Napolitano. That would fit. She is female, ugly, unqualified and has done nothing but screw up in her current position.

However my pick is going to be someone who is also female, ugly and unqualified. And there can't be any question this person has done some very heavy pre-election dealing with the boy President. That person is Hilree Crinton (as my friend the Great Reader would pronounce it.).

Personally between the two, I'll take Hilree Ramrod Crintone. Because she is older and won't last as long.

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