Another POS Jumps Into the Defecrat Clown Car

For the first time in years, ISIS leader al-baghdadi comes out of hiding and along with urging his supporters to kill in massive quantity he also announces his bid for president for the Democrat party.

(no photo - sumbich too ugly)

It is expected he'll pick ilhan omar as a combination running mate and sex slave.

Say's he is sure he will carry Minnesota.

His platform is to kill off all of the white infidel men in America which will get him the progressive and feminist vote.  Sumbich has a chance as defecrats also like to vote for ugly evil bastards.

Lets Review The Current Candidates for President

AOC: (Well she's hoping to get the Constitution changed in time for her to run.)  "Someone asked me the other day What is 3 times 16 ?  Well all I can say is I have a dream.  Plus there is no answer to this question.  This is that pumpkin pie algoreithm that there is no definite answer to.  Like who cares anyway?  Like we're trying to save the planet.  Like who cares about math?  We need to be building railroads across the oceans.  Please view my infovid below and support me.

Also, Joe Biden tried to sexually assault me. And stop looking at my backside !!!! Concentrate on my brain ! I'm a Woman !"



Amy Klobuchar: "I'm a stone cold Bitch.  WTF else do you need to know?   Ask me a question and I'll have you killed.  Platform?  What the hell is a platform?  Forget about my shoes !  And stop looking at my backside !  I don't even have one!"

Cory Booker:  "I am not only Spartacus, I am Jesus Christ Incarnated.  I have more street cred than Barry Soetoro (barack obama) because I was never even a community organizer.  I'm a pot smoking, coke sniffing bisexual for God's sake.  Hey excuse me for bringing up the "God" thing."

Kamala Harris: "Hell yea I'm a flip flopper.  I'm a better flipper than John Fing Kerry, the UN Pussy.  Ask me anything and I'm either for it or against it. Wait maybe I am for it.  Tomorrow might be different.  I'm flexible !  We need flexibility in today's crazy topsey turvey world !  The President of the USA needs to be Flexible !   If you have any doubt about my flexibility, just axe Willie Brown !  Hell, I'll do you too if you vote for me.  Plus, I'll make sure you get all the free money you want !  Big Money!  Big Money !  Spin the wheel!  Wait, I'll spin it for you ! Naked too !"

Elizabeth Warren:  "Elect ME and I will make sure those big banks who's pocket I'm in will not to anything bad to you.  What could those things be?  Shit if I know, I just know most of the knuckle-dragging people who live in the fly over states are paranoid of the "Big Banks".  Well, (wait while I go get me a beer [that's how you dirt people talk right?] I'm here to pretend to save you from a non-existent threat - Big Banks. They're BAD.  Take my word for it.  nothing else matters.  Well, Reparations !  Shit almost forgot about the black peoples !  Hey bro, I'm down wit you alls ! I gonna get you Reparations Money !  Also.." (click) (sorry liz, outta time)

Tulsi Gabbard:  "I don't know what to say.  Can someone tell me what to say?  TIA"

Bernie Sanders:  "FREE-FREE-FREE-FREE-FREE-FREE-FREE-FREE !!!! Also People should not have to put up with the best Economy in America's History !! Am I right !?
Open Borders!  Eliminate the ICE !  Eliminate the racist police forces !  Delete all the laws !  Let's do Communism like the Soviets tried but let's do it way better !  Let's have everybody suffering !  No toilet paper for anyone !"

Beto O'Rourke:  "Nothing I say is true!  I'm the Perfect Democrat !  I'm a better liar than obama !  Top That!"

 Kirsten Gillibrand:  "I'm a METOO girl, woman, female, whatever.  I'm at least 9 versions of gender and I should be elected because I've been assaulted.  Some guy on a subway touched my ass once.  I'm also in the pockets of the lawyers unions and Wall Street... (What I shouldn't of said that? Why didn't you tell me earlier You Prick?)"

Eric Swalwell:  "Kill the babies!  Take the Guns !!  What Else Ya Need to Know!"

Pete ButtiCrack: "Hey, I'm a homo !  That should qualify me right off the bat!  If that isn't enough, know that as soon as I saw Bruce Jenner dressed up like a woman with his manhood tucked down between his thighs, I wanted to have sex with him 69 ways from Sunday right on the spot!  Huh ?!  Who wouldn't want THAT! Huh!   If I'm elected, sex with same sex people will not only be legal on subways and all other public transportation, it will be vigorously Encouraged !  Huh !? Who's not down with That!"

Joe Biden:  "I've run for the the Presidency more times than anyone!  Clearly this means I'm over-qualified !  And Hey forget that shit about me assaulting women.  They wanted it and they know they wanted it.  They're just trying to save face.  Hell all of them would come begging me to feel them up given the chance.  Even the 10 year old girls.  They loved me copping a feel of their emerging breasts and tight little butt cheeks.  Look at the youtubes!  You can see them smiling!
Ok, so I don't know my ass from a patch of fur on a groundhog.  So what?  Who the hell in Washington does !  none of that shit matters !  The rich bastards run everything anyway !  It's My Turn !  It's My Turn !"

Several other blowjobs are running also, but why bother mentioning them.  No chance.

All Ya Need to Know

This was Pre-Trump.  Personally, I believe Trump and family have committed themselves to make America something different for us.  The waters are treacherous, the navigation complicated, but when the majority wants to keep the status quo, what can you expect?  Nothing is easy, and restoring America at this point in time is going to be the hardest thing to do.

An Alternate View to Immigration

At the speculative 50,000 foot level....

Base camp information:  a birth rate below 1.9 children per family guarantees economic and cultural destruction.  The EU countries are below that and America is also below that level...

So, we know that the federal government has totally screwed the American taxpayer starting with killing JFK and then with LBJ stealing the Social Security funds to buy black voters.  In addition, they've allowed Medicare $ to be stolen at the rate of 50 % of that money being fraud (the feds are profiting from this there can be no doubt)

We know that Congress is more incompetent than a dead squirrel and completely focused on self-enrichment.

I read that Medicare will be insolvent in 7 years and social security by 2035.  These useless bastards have kicked the can down the road to the point there ain't no more road.

What do we see going on in America relative to this 'problem'?

Well, just like the EU countries who experienced their 'end of road' situation much earlier than the USA because those socialist countries have economic systems that would make a Gila Monster eat its own puke to survive, they are "forced" to import all manner of human garbage in the hopes that the garbage will magically transform into tax paying, mostly law abiding, economy enhancing integrated citizens.

They couldn't be more wrong.  The stupid bastards, including the USA are importing a majority of welfare queens who have no intention of assimilating into American culture.  They are focused on getting everything for free and eventually transforming America into another islamic sharia shithole.  And it will happen as soon as the aliens, immigrants, and shit for brains kids become the majority. That isn't far off when garbage like clinton got 49% of the vote in 2016.

It's a catch 22.  Stop immigration and watch our soon to be economic collapse or hope enough of these imported people pay taxes and keep our system alive.  Doubtful in any case. Most or enough of them are on welfare that the overall contribution to our programs is either negative or worthless.
Also, the illegals are shipping 66 billion a year back to their home countries.  First off - so why can't they pay their own way, and second, why are we allowing this?

Final thought - If the feds didn't want this to be happening, it would not be happening.  Try not paying your taxes and see how lenient and incompetent the feds are with things they are interested in.

Whaddya Think?

Werner Von Braun says

You're welcome..

And that ARABsat 6A communications satellite must've been one heavy mother.

Seems to me, the heavier it is the more fuel and rocket you need, which make it heaver still which requires more fuel and rocket which makes it heavier still which......

Of course, click the pic !

I like Coronal Mass Ejections

Click the picture to know what I'm talking about.

Cats !

I was going to grab a bunch of these cat gifs, load em up into this post, and publish, but then I went here and realized there is no such thing as a bad cat gif so why go through all that effort.  Plus it's not my place to determine which ones you'd like the best anyway.

So, click on the below decoy image and spend a few hours exploring cat gifs !

Y'All See the Pic of the Pope Kissing the Islam Guy?

I think the Pope could actually learn stuff from AOC..

Anyway, anyone Remember Father Sarducci doing the Find a the Pope In a the Pizza thing?

Well, Now you lucky folks (I don't want to assume gender here) have a shot at Find a the Dolphin In a the Jupiter Picture.   I found it a right away..

Yes Pisano,  of course you can click a the Pic and see more stuff.

Oddly, I Ended Up Watching a Bit of the Bernie Sanders Flim Flam Act on FOX

So, let's get right to it.

Bernie, like so many other flim flam people spends a lot of time talking about the problems Americans are facing.

"Health Care Should be Better !  America spends the most and not everyone gets healthcare."
"The Cinnamon Rolls Should Be FREE!"
"Students Can't Afford College"
"Americans should not have to put up with ----- fill_in_the_blank"  (which covers the rest of it and saves me lots of typing)

SO !
YOU GOTTA ASK YOURSELF ONE QUESTION !

DID BERNIE, AT ANY TIME DURING THIS FLIM FLAM SHOW COMMIT TO WORK ON THESE ISSUES?

Answer: NO!

OK, MAYBE MORE THAN ONE QUESTION...

DID THE FOX 'NEWS' FOLKS EVEN THINK OF CHALLENGING BERNIE ON ANY OF THIS CRAP BY INJECTING QUESTIONS SUCH AS "Mr Sanders, Can you tell us what your plan is to deal with Fill In The Blank?".  No they didn't. Not on any of it.

This is one of those "Fool me once it's your fault, fool me twice it's my fault", except in this case it is "Fo0l me 1,000 times and I'll still kiss your ass, believe you'll still love me in the morning, and vote you into the highest office on the Earth -then not even know whether you did a good job or not when it's over because I'm a freaking Moron".

Come On.  It's not That hard is it?

We Cannot Let Black Holes Merge On The Earth

Imagine the consequences.

Gender re-assignment in the womb for God's Sake as one example.

Click the pic to see the short Video, which in real time would only last 1/3rd of a second.