Thursday, October 15, 2020

Highlights of the Hearings for Supreme Court Nominee Amy Barrett

Lindsey Graham: Good morning Ms Barrett.  As we open these hearings to determine if you are suited and qualified for the position of Supreme Court Jurist, do you have any opening statements?


Amy: Yes, let me just say to all of you and some of you -

Those whom I love, I reprove and discipline, so be zealous and repent. 

Do not fear what you are about to suffer. Behold, the devil is about to throw some of you into prison, that you may be tested, and for ten days you will have tribulation. Be faithful unto death, and I will give you the crown of life.
 
Graham: Very good Ms Barrett, let me open the questioning by going to Senator Leahy.
 
 
Leahy: Ms Barrett I would like to know how you would rule on a potential Emoluments Clause case involving President Trump. This committee has it on good authority that Trump organizations have received 27 trillion dollars in rent payments since he was elected.
 
Amy: I could not rule on what appears to be heresay and I was also not aware that Presidential Nominee Joe Biden would have the ability to ask questions in this hearing through the committee members.
 
Leahy: Nevermind, let's move to the next questioner then.
 
Senator Booker: What do you say to those who claim you will not judge based on the Constitution but instead by the Bible?

Amy:  Senator, let me quote from Mathew 5:17 through 18
"Do not think that I have come to abolish the Law or the Prophets; I have not come to abolish them but to fulfill them. For truly, I say to you, until heaven and earth pass away, not an iota, not a dot, will pass from the Law until all is accomplished."

Senator Booker with a follow up question: Ms Barrett, isn't it true that the Republicans are trying to ram you down our throats in the middle of an election and wouldn't you agree that these are very bad people for doing this?
 
Amy: Let me just continue with a quote from Mathew 5:22 "But I say to you that everyone who is angry with his brother shall be guilty before the court; and whoever says to his brother, ‘You good-for-nothing,’ shall be guilty before the supreme court; and whoever says, ‘You fool,’ shall be guilty enough to go into the fiery hell."

Senator Booker cowers down behind the committee table trying to remember his prayers from confession when they forced him to go in 2nd grade.

Lindsey Graham: Let me warn the members of this committee that I'm getting close to screaming "This is a Sham!".  Don't make me do it.

Senator Hirono: Ms Barret, I must ask you as I have asked all Supreme Court Nominees with a first name of Amy and last name of Barrett..  Have you ever been accused of or convicted or even thought of committing sexual assault, or for example have you ever had say a 10 year old boy undress in front of you so you could enjoy his young manly fruits while he sponged down your naked body with pineapple flavored bubble bath and...
Lindsey Graham:  That's Enough Senator !
Senator Hirono: Please answer the question Ms Barrett.
Amy: No, I haven't. Have you senator?  Then Amy turned to also look at Senator Harris' face which clearly showed a lustful excitement and then she stared intently into Harris' sunken eyes.  Senator Harris screamed, shot from her chair and bolted from the committee room mumbling "bitch ain't asking me that question" to never be seen again.

At this moment, former President George W Bush crashed into the proceeding with Michelle Obama in tow, and like Kanye West at some awards show rudely interrupting Taylor Swift, screamed how Michelle should be sitting in the nominee seat and not this skinny Barrett chick. 
 
Ted Cruz at that moment took out his vintage Colt 45 six gun which was used by Wyatt Earp at the Ok Coral pulled the hammer halfway back, spun the cylinder, and threatened them with serious bodily injury if they didn't immediately leave the room.  George and Michelle began to leave the room sulking, George mumbling over and over "I wish I was still President, I wish I was still President..", and Michelle screaming "I Hate America's Guts !  I wanna be on the Supreme Court!",  Bailiffs had to drag them out the rest of the way feet first.  The bailiff dragging Michelle winced as he looked at Michelle whose dress was now riding up and yelled, For God's sake don't look. Don't look!

Lindsey Graham once again threatened to call the proceedings a sham and to even get mad if necessary.  Senator Klobachar do you have any questions for Ms Barrett?

Yes, Ms Barrett, it has come to our attention that you may end up ruling on the constitutionality of the Affordable Care Act and I'd like to know how prepared you are to deny health care to a young gender confused black boy or girl, bullied daily by little white supremacists, chased home by crazed policemen, desperately needing immediate medical attention due to racism and the climate crisis inspired Covid-19 affliction !?

Amy: Huh?

Lindsey Graham: Alright let's move on, this is obvious political vote pandering and I'm about to scream Sham!  Shame on this Sham !  Now we've all heard enough to cast our votes.  Voting will be on Oct 22 God Willing and the Creek Don't rise and my new lingerie arrives in time !

Just then Mitt Romney busts into the chamber and declares "My hand stumbles as I try to vote Yes for you Ms Barrett !"

Amy:  Senator Romney, let me quote from Mathew 18:8 - "If your hand or your foot causes you to stumble, cut it off and throw it from you; it is better for you to enter life crippled or lame, than to have two hands or two feet and be cast into the eternal fire."

Lindsey Graham:  That's enough of this tomfoolery!  Ms Barrett, do you have any final statements or comments concerning your nomination?

Amy: To you democrat Senators I quote from Mathew 23:33 - "You serpents, you brood of vipers, how will you escape the sentence of hell?"  - and also from Revelations 20:14 - Then death and Hades were thrown into the lake of fire. This is the second death, the lake of fire.  Bon Voyage!

Finally, from Galatians 5:19 through 21 "Now the works of the flesh are evident: sexual immorality, impurity, sensuality, idolatry, sorcery, enmity, strife, jealousy, fits of anger, rivalries, dissensions, divisions, envy, drunkenness, orgies, and things like these. I warn you, as I warned you before, that those who do such things will not inherit the kingdom of God."

The meeting adjourned as the democrats ran screaming from the chamber, bodies convulsing like vampires being drug into the sunlight. As usual.



38 comments :

  1. Absolutely perfect, Kid.

    I didn't watch any today. Three days of sitting on and off in my office thinking, "Get to the GD point you dissembling fools." I have been known all my life as a "cut to the chase kind of person" and when someone starts rambling I'm likely to smack them upside the head.

    Your new Canadian site is a keeper. Thanks

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    1. Thank you Adrienne !

      I didn't watch. Too much of the evil gets through my filters as it is. I am also a bottom liner. If I look at an article and the 1st paragraph doesn't reference the title of the article, I'm gone.

      I like the Canadian, fits me well.

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  2. P.S. I didn't know you knew the Bible so well. Good job...

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    1. I was also not implying I know the bible well. I don't (although I read it most mornings.)

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    2. I don't know it was well as my post would suggest. There are lots of great Bible search engines on the web and most cam from that.

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  3. And the DemonRats came unglued, when Ms Barret (or is it Mrs.) replied to the question
    about the LGBQ|IT Community, replying that if they were ok with fantasizing the lifestyle
    of their choice--she ok widit.
    Biden also has said on occasion [of their choice], and so did the Female Supremacist RBG.

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    1. TS/WS. It is MRS of course. She clearly is married. :)

      I'm also Ok with someone marrying a goat, just don't ask me to pay for it, don't invite me, or make hear about it.
      I call em the LGBla Bla people which makes the 'yea whatever' statement without further effort.

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  4. She seems well-versed in the law, which only surprises me because she's what ... 12 years old? Or maybe it's my advanced age that makes her seem so young. She should be confirmed. There was nothing I saw in the few seconds that I watched the hearings that went far beyond George Soros' pre-approved Democratic talking points, which is what we've come to expect from the Democrats. At one two-second clip, I was expecting Sen. Kennedy (R-LA) to jump up and run across the room to give a tongue jab to Camel Harris ... he admires her, you know. But, beyond all this, meh. I generally regard any congressional hearing attended by Democrats as Congress Porn and try not to watch it.

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    1. I don't watch either Mustang. From some people who can obviously take more mental abuse than a Rhino sized DODO bird (No offense to my friends!), the whole thing was a Biden commercial.

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    2. Biden commercial is spot on.
      John Kennedy spoofed it almost as well as you did, Kid.

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    3. Thanks Ed ! Kennedy may have been worth watching then.

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    4. I watched a bit and was expecting them to raise the OTHER senator Kennedy from the dead to continue mau mauing solid constitutionalists. He had so much practice.

      Some well chosen quotes, Kid. Especially that one for Romney and her 'closing statement.'

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  5. I ABSOLUTELY LAUGHED OUT LOUD when Booker asks if she'll do rulings based on the Bible and she answers with a Scripture quote...
    Kid, you are THE BEST at this stuff!!!
    "HUH?" Laughing ...."HUH?" hilarious! Thanks for the great laugh!

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    1. Thanks so much Z !

      If I may say so, I couldn't wait to read it myself...

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  6. Kid, I must say, the Dogma lives loudly within you. For those who scream, "For God's sake don't look. Don't look!" when stumbling upon this Diary, woe to them. It would be better for them had they never been born. This post made me weep from laughter! I did watch / listen to most of the hearings while I was working as I am a political glutton for such punishment. tho I can't swear to the quality of my work. This was an excellent synopsis of the proceedings. Well done!

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    1. THANK YOU DaBlade. I sure didn't watch any. Thank yuo again. I can only guess my thoughts and fingers were guided by higher powers from above to counter the evil.

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  7. I was born over 50 years ago, so I've seen a lot. Never ever in all my years have I seen such a coordinated effort to fool the American people. The crap that the left is getting away with and with whats going on today is what we were warned about during the Cold War. Except it's our own media, information services, academic system, and half the government which are trying to pull the wool over the eyes of the American people. Those are also more than likely being aided by some pretty powerful globalist interests.

    This President has really had everything, every lie, but the Kitchen Sink thrown at him, and he is still standing.

    The Utopia the Socialist Democratic party is promising you is most likely going to look more like Venezuela or Cuba.
    Donald Trump may not be a Saint, but those pulling the strings of Biden, and the Democratic party are definitely ill intended.
    And now he’s facing a possible defeat while Dementia Joe Biden is hiding in his basement, so what could possibly go wrong?

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    1. Right on point Frank. I'm reading some things that I won't put forward yet that the Chinese woman who came forward to testify that the virus was manufactured is hooked up with a Chinese guy who claims to have smuggled hard drives out of China that clearly show 'the democrats' and China inflicted this virus on America for the sole purpose of getting Trump out of office. That was my bet very early on, but wi it go anywhere a couple weeks before the election? The majority of the MSM will bury and discredit the story.

      Unbelievable where we are at if this is true and no reason to not think so with what the dems have been putting on display for 3+ years now.

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  8. Loved your running reportage of the event, Kid. Good work!

    I especially liked this:

    "Then Amy turned to also look at Senator Harris' face which clearly showed a lustful excitement and then she stared intently into Harris' sunken eyes."

    Have to say, glad there's someone out there who actually reports the news.

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    2. Thank You LSP !

      Well, I'm getting hints my life may be in danger now from the democrat vermin machine. It would be handy to have someone on hand to pick off any attackers from 1000 yards or so if you know anyone. I don't have a lot of money.

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    3. I don't either, Kid. But I know some who do... Seriously though, how long do you give Hunter before he mysteriously overdoses?

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    4. You may be surprised LSP by my answer. but I don't think Anything happens to Hunter. Or anyone else on the left.

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    5. I have a weird feeling that you're 100% correct. Hope we're wrong.

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  9. My personal hope is that you intend to give everyone a blow-by-blow account of Election Night, as it unfolds, so that we don't have to watch it on TV. That's what I'm hoping. I say this because I know you put listening devices on cats and unload hundreds of them inside convention centers, TV studios, and the Pizza joint down the street. No one has better "down low" than you do.

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    1. We will have to see if inspiration develops Mustang. Right now, I've got a bad cold so inspiration is at zero for any subject you might imagine. I should be healthy once again by then God Willing of course.

      The forces of evil should be swirling the exits to hell itself and threatening unmentionable consequences. My cats are impervious to such forces however. We shall see.

      Thank you for your confidence.

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  10. Oh my, you remind me we have another week of torture ahead courtesy of the media.... well I am relieved that we learn that Biden likes his ice cream "Black and White." What at relief... Once again we are treated to another of your stellar commentaries only you can contrive... reminds me of the fine work you did with that Korean fellow-- his name escapes me.. thanks again.

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  11. Thank you Bunk ! Only a week of torture eh? That;s be nice. Well, it will go back to your standard DJT bashing which is a little better than election crap.

    Kim Jong Il and Un. The fellow has been behaving himself lately. Must be busy building Comfort Women Resorts ! Heh.

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  12. KID, have you always been such an IDIOT, or is this something new to you since you've become a Trump Supporter?

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    1. So much emotion princess. Donald J Trump, the best president since George Washington will your president for another 4.3 years. I know that gives me a very warm positive feeling.

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    2. I stuck a grammatical error in there for you to fixate on. I'm not all mean.

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  13. They Say : for you - 3 or 4 years.

    We Say: for him - like forevER.

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    1. That's the beauty of it TS/WS - over and above just having DJT in there. The libtards will be squirming like worms on hot cement in summer with nary a blade of grass in sight for shade.

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  14. The Obama/Biden administration will go down as the most corrupt ever.

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