Tuesday, August 1, 2017

I Was A Life Scout With 21 Merit Badges, Not Whimpy Ones Either

Life Scout is the level below Eagle Scout.

When I got within view of Eagle Scout I could see that all the current Eagle Scouts were Charlie Sheen wannabe's so I got disinterested.  Beside the fact that none of this has anything to do with this post anyway.

This post started out as an Epic and Awesome rant about the current state of affairs in America and the reclaiming of America's once great glory. 

It quickly descended into a review and accounting of the dipsticks, homos, trannies, commies, spics, gays, assclowns, douchemongers, knuckledraggers, shitsticks, tools, trolls, asshats, slutbags, numbnuts, dindus, sleezebags, buttmunchers, tards, rumprangers, assfiddlers, inbreeders, poo-poo-heads, birdbrains, spastic fascists, doorknobs, village idiots, evil clowns, bozos, wankers, weirdos, queers, pusses, wusses, frigtards, jerks, deadheads, buttlickers, boneheads, dingbats, idiots, imbeciles, bintus, jackasses, buttwaxers, pinheads, retards, stoopies, skidmarks, corruptocrats, snowflakes, virgs, mediocrements, bliebers, waters, boxers, johnsons, dimwits, yuppies, libtards, and democrats.  

So I deleted it.


24 comments :

  1. Well, you have to admit, sadly, it DID become a rant about the state of affairs in America, right? SO SO SAD. WHO'D ever have thought so many would be those adjectives? :-(

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    1. Z, Can't get Anything past you. !

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  3. I'LL TRY THAT AGAIN....

    I AM LAUGHING SO GOD DAMN HARD NOW I'VE HAD TO DRY MY EYES 3 TIMES...BLOW MY NOSE TWICE ( for some reason when I laugh this hard and long it gets blocked up ) TELL MY WIFE THERE'S NO REASON TO CALL AN AMBULANCE OR EMT'S AS SHE BOUNDED UP THE STAIRS WHEN SHE HEARD MY HYSTERICAL SHRIEKING ....WHICH HAS BEEN SORELY LACKING FROM MIA CASA FOR A FEW MONTHS NOW.

    THIS HAS COVERED EVERY JERSEY WORD AND THEN SOME AND NEEDS TO BE UPLOADED AND POSTED TO WIKIPEDIA...OR I MIGHT JUST TRY TO SHARE, ONE MORE TIME, WITH MY GERMAN NEIGHBORS WHO CANNOT GRASP THE CONCEPT OF AMERICAN SLANG AND OUR VARIETY OF NOUNS, ADVERBS OR ADJECTIVES WHICH KID HAS SURELY DEMONSTRATED ONE HELL OF A GRASP OF THE WONDERS OF ENGLISH SLANG.....AND AS I SEE NONE, NOT ONE FICTITIOUS OR MADE UP OR NONSENSICAL ....I GET A PICTURE IN MY MIND FOR EVERYONE OF THESE WONDROUS WORDS AND I HOPE YOU ALL DO AS WELL.

    BADDABING AND MY HAT IS OFF TO KID FOR BEING ONTHE MARK FOR HIS DESCRIPTIONS OF ILLEGALS, COLLEGE SNOWFLAKES, BLM BLACKS, COLLEGE PERFESSERS, DEMONCRATS, QUEERS, TRANNIES, BULL DYKES AND EVERYONE FROM THE NEW JERSEY SHORE. OR ACTUALLY, EVERYONE IN NEW YOUR CITY AND NEW JERSEY!

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    1. You made me so happy. It feels so good to make someone laugh.
      No idea where this stuff comes from IMP. Out of the wild blue yonder. lol

      So much fun.

      Love ya man. So good.

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    2. Hey, that reminds me of a tune - Feels So Good

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    3. KID...I swear .....every bit of that sentence describing my reaction was pure truth....I needed to laugh.....I wanted that release man....and you gave it to me. It didn't come out of one of the 6 tubes of shit I keep getting from Walgreens man...and have to take every damn day....it came from you. Thank you my friend, Thank You.

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    4. IMP, Once again so happy. I will try to keep it going. Thank you.

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    5. Imp and Kid...I loved reading this...Kid, let ME thank YOU for making our Imp laugh when he's going thru so much!

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  4. Can folks think of some more adjectives to put in here? I've already come up with a few lol.

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    1. I think you covered our feelings pretty much.

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  5. Eagle is a great achievement to have if one wishes to be accepted at any of the military academies-- :-)

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    1. C-CS, Yes. I think they like focused achievers.

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    2. I made it into the USMMA. Life Scout, 19 badges. It's all about getting an "appointment". My local Congressman and one of my Senator's both gave me one. That's where "Boy Scout" pays off.

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    3. Good stuff Joe. Looking back it sure felt like pre-military training when I was in. We did a lot of non-whimpy stuff.

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  6. You forgot to mention fudge packing buddies.

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    1. I'll ad it to the list Fredd :)

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  7. Could you also elaborate on those within the black communities with an IQ less than 40?

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  8. What a coincidence, Kid! I was in the scouts, too. Although, I never made it past private and ended up spending six years in the brig. I got out of that chicken outfit as soon as I could. Congratulations on making life scout, though. And say, is it true that life scouts enjoy taking showers together?

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    1. Mustang, as long as hey are coed.

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