Invite Oprah to the White House. When she arrives, she and President Trump retire to a secret chamber where David Duke is strapped to a table and the two of them water board him while wearing pussy hats until he repeatedly screams "I LOVE AL SHARPTON!"
Put out a fake news story that Madonna will replace Jeff Sessions as Attorney General..
Sign an Executive Order stating that all Americans are required to get multi-colored tattoos on exposed body areas and dye their hair neon red and/or green and/or purple and have a video recorded of them having a homosexual experience and posted on the internet.
Actively seek to immigrate ISIS members into America.
Sign an Executive Order transferring billions of dollars in funding from the VA hospitals to CNN, ABC, NBC, MSNBC, CBS and select propaganda rags such as WaPo and the New York Daily News.
Sign an Executive Order transferring all social security funds directed to 'old angry white guys' into a lock box to be used for combating climate change.
Throw the doors to all prisons in the US wide open.
Sign an Executive Order requiring all police persons to be black folks.
Attach an amendment requiring the immediate import of 8 million black folks from Kenya, Somolia, Nigeria, and the Sudan because we don't have enough black folks.
Buy sandra fluke a lifetime supply of condoms. (It's probably only going to be like one box of the small size..)
Trump can get the Mexican president to pay for the wall by telling him he will build the wall on Mexico's side.
Oh, and the images on the right sidebar have been updated. Another hat tip to IMP