Thursday, August 11, 2016

From Email - Top 10 Reasons Not to Vote Democrat

#10.
 
I vote Democrat because I love the fact that I can now marry whatever I want. I've decided to marry my German Shepherd.
 
#9.
 
I vote Democrat because I believe oil companies' profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene, but the government taxing the same gallon at 15% isn't.
 
#8.
 
I vote Democrat because I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would.
 
#7.
 
I vote Democrat because Freedom of Speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it.
 
#6.
 
I vote Democrat because I'm way too irresponsible to own a gun, and I know that my local police are all I need to protect me from murderers and thieves. I am also thankful that we have a 911 service that gets police to your home in order to identify your body after a home invasion.
 
#5.
 
I vote Democrat because I'm not concerned about millions of babies being aborted so long as we keep all death row inmates alive and comfy.
 
#4.
 
I vote Democrat because I think illegal aliens have a right to free health care, education, and Social Security benefits, and we should take away Social Security from those who paid into it. 
 
#3.
 
I vote Democrat because I believe that businesses should not be allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give the rest away to the government for redistribution as the Democrat Party sees it. 
 
#2.
 
I vote Democrat because I believe liberal judges need to rewrite the Constitution every few days to suit fringe kooks who would never get their agendas past the voters. 
 
And, the #1 reason I vote Democrat is because I think it's better to pay $billions$ for oil to people who hate us, but not drill our own because it might upset some endangered beetle, gopher, or fish here in America. We don't care about the beetles, gophers, or fish in those other countries.
 
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits"… Albert Einstein
 
I know you all will appreciate this definition.
 
The best description of Obamacare so far: Remember when Nancy Pelosi said: “We have to pass it, to find out what's in it."
 
 A physician called into a radio show and said: "That's the definition of a stool sample."

14 comments :

  1. Other than all of this, why shouldn't I vote for Democrats? They seem like nice folks...

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    1. Yes, Fredd, but. the "nice" ones for the most part are DUPES, –– possibly DOPES ––, while the party LEADERS are decidedly DEMONIC –– slavish servants of SATAN. And no I am not kidding.

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    2. Fredd, We will all be thinking that way in a few short years after we complete our mandatory focus training session.

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    3. Yes, we need to get our minds right.

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  2. I got a big chuckle out the "Stool Sample"reference. And yes, that's what the entire D'Rat Party platform really is –– a truckload of STOOL SAMPLES –– each competing with the others to claim the prize for being THE STINKIEST, MOST NAUSEATING, and DISEASE-RIDDEN in the load.

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    1. FT, I find no argument that I can make to that.

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  3. The DEMOCRATS make up the party of the Demonic, the Discouraged, the Duped, the Damned, the Dysfunctional, the Dirty, the Dolorous, the Deranged, the Dissolute, the Depraved, the Dissipated, the Drug-Addicted, the Dishonest, and the DOPES.

    Feel free to add to the list.

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    1. FT, The Dopey, the Dependent, the Demented, Disease brained, Devoid of real intellect, Dependent, Dependent, Dependent. Did I mention Dependent.

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  4. Really good list, Kid...and doctor's remark! Perfect for NANCY PELOSI.

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    1. Z, Absolutely perfect for Nana Pelosi. Few are more wicked stupid that her.

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    1. Ed, are you saying you're a democrat???

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  6. The doctor's remark was priceless. I hope Nancy liked it. We should rub her highly-cropped nose in it.

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    1. Cube, If only Nana would understand it. I'm picturing her with that idiotic question mark all over her face.

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