Monday, January 18, 2016

Elect Me

I will:


  • Cancel all of barry's executive actions.  I'll do it on the Jimmy Fallon late night show night after night, 5 or 10 at a time until they are all vanquished
  • Delete the federal dept of education
  • Hell - delete all federal departments that are not directly associated with National Defense or health or science.  Space exploration?  Screw that beyond space weaponry.  Some morons want to go live on a lifeless, pizza-less rock filled planet that is well below zero, let them use their own piggy banks to get there.
  • The EPA will be severely declawed. The EPA will have to petition Congress for any action it intends to take upon the nation
  • I will write an Executive Order requiring that members of Congress be subject to any laws that they write affecting the American population and that the population are subject to any laws they write affecting members of Congress
  • (Your idea here)
  • Inform the moslems they are considered a national security threat and their mosques are open season for inspection at any time as well as their homes
  • That islam is not a religion and therefore not subject to tax free or special status of any kind
  • That women without any visible means of support who have children will be steralized after their first child, which will be put up for adoption and they sent to jail for gross child abuse
  • That able bodied individuals have 3 months to find gainful employment because we will no longer pay them to sit on their ass smoking weed and buying 22 inch chrome wheels with spinners for their escalades instead of food for their children
  • Make it mandatory that all schools teach a patriotic, critical thinking themed ciriculum which would require anyone favoring a system such as socialism to put forth an honest thesis of how socialism has made anyone's life better anywhere.  (That's gonna solve a bunch right there) Ditto any Non-Capitalist/American meme
  • Require all graduates to understand and express why PC and multiculturalism is a cancer upon society
  • Cancel barry soetoro's  and the clinton's government retirement money and personal security on the basis of impeachment for the clintons and treason for the obama's. (Thanks Mustang for this last one)
There's more but this is the first 4 years.  Any other ideas for the next 4?

 

68 comments :

  1. Several weeks ago I wrote an essay concerning the right of the US government to strip a citizen of his or her citizenship if they engage in treasonous activities. Our government can do this; our government will not do this. So for your second month in office, I would propose stripping officials of their citizenship if they engage in behavior that places the American people our the nation in jeopardy. We should start with Hillary Clinton, who is guilty of criminal malfeasance in the death of four Americans at a place called Benghazi. But understand that this could be a work in progress ... so much to do; so little time.

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    1. Mustang, I, as opposed to barry(who stated he was ready to hit the ground running yet took 9 months to put a freaking cabinet together) will be hitting the ground running.
      We will start with purging all federal employees and military staff favored by the obama and replacing them with Focused Americans. Treasonous acts will be investigated and prosecuted. This may result in the clinton's living in the Amazon rain forest beside spiders as big as Buicks and natives who like to put fat people in boiling pots of water, but hey not a total loss if it turns out that way..
      Treasonous activities will be paramount in a new Amendment to the constitution that requires any treasonous acts to see due process or in failure of that - officers (DOJ people) failing to do so are themselves subject to treasonous proceedings. Somebody's got to go to jail.

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    2. I'm in complete sympathy with the idea of taking away even a ":natural-born" American's right of citizenship, if he, she or it engages in anti-American activities initiated and sponsored by foreign entities who've declared themselves enemies of the United States of America and promote an agenda designed to destroy the USA either by physical means (use A-Bombs, H-Bombs or armed invasion against us) or more subtle ones such as promotion of One World Government, which would mean the end of US sovereignty.

      If it had been up to me, and If I'd been around at the time, I would have INTERNED then DEPORTED anyone preaching, promoting or trying in any way to advance any agenda even remotely connected to Marxism.

      When our fundamentally libertarian policies are systematically used against us through the perverse, smart ass tactics of LEGAL TERRORISM, our liberties are being used from within to DEFEAT and DESTROY the very essence of what it once meant to BE an American. In such cases it's time to call a halt to "LIBERTY" and use good, old-fashioned COMMON SENSE, instead –– or don't you agree?

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    3. FT, Treasonous activities have to become paramount again given our current situation. Consider Gen Patreaus. Then consider hilrod clinton stating in regard to having greater than top level classified material, and sending it, from a private server, A RIGHT WING CONSPIRACY, and she isn't immediately arrested and put in chains. This country is so far off the rails it can't even see them anymore.

      We can no longer expect American citizens to understand national security any more than we can expect people to behave in a legal manner unless there are severe consequences designed to get their attention.

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  2. Are you a natural born citizen?
    By that I mean, not Cesarean?

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    1. Ed, Mom always told me Aliens left me on the back porch. So -- Hell if I know. I don't believe I'm a Cesarean. Women have always been attracted to me. Well, mostly the ones I wasn't attracted to anyways.

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    2. Oh great! Kid is from Caesarea?

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    3. Mustang I think you read that wrong. Not Cesarea, but God Knows Where !

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    4. Awww come on.
      Natural born. Cesarian.
      My dog laughed.

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    5. Ed, Our dog barked, but our cats laughed !

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    6. I've heard Kid was born on Cape Cod
      And believed that he came here from God,
      But it's wasn't the Almighty
      Who lifted Mom's nighty,
      But she won't say who it was. Ain't it odd?


      };-)>

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  3. "Inform the moslems they are considered a national security threat and their mosques are open season for inspection at any time as well as their homes.."

    Screw that....close them down period.

    And for me Kid...you're a goddamn sure write in.

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    1. IMP, The Dems get in again and I'm sure as hell running in 2020. Fkn A.

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  4. THE DREAM POST OF THE YEAR!

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  5. Can I be your veep?

    A note of caution, however, Kid: you might want to reconsider criminalizing the previous administration because of its malfeasance and skulduggery. Yes, they all deserve a special place in hell, if not in Rykers Island, but once we start down that road it is indeed a very dangerous, slippery slope.

    The Kid administration will eventually end, and the successors will use your French Revolution-style retribution against you and your veep (gulp...). That kind of vengeful justice cuts both ways, just FYI. Banana republics are replete with examples of the triumphant junta hunting down and eliminating the previous administration. And down there, once you are eliminated, you stay eliminated.

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    1. Come on, Fredd ... our banana republic is just as good as anyone else's. I would like for you and President Kid to deport all Democrats in the first six months. And vermin, too.

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    2. Fredd, No doubt you are qualified to be VP. Your superior intelligence and military experience give you an edge. I say it's a good bet. What have you got in your closet my friend?

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    3. Mustang, shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. That comes in my 2nd term !

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    4. Kid: My closet is not squeaky clean, like Hillary Clinton's. Nope, we might have a fight on our hands getting my nomination through: I once got a prescription for Ambien. Yes, the shame is great.

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    5. Mustang: as attractive as your suggestion sounds, deporting all Democrats would be problematic - they would, like all other illegals, find their way back into the country. I think it would be best simply to "marginalize" them.

      And when the Kid administration marginalizes somebody, they STAY marginalized.

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    6. Fredd, we'll just claim it is a vast left wing conspiracy.

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  6. It may well require a benevolent dictatorship to undo what the Dems have done to America.

    Kid for POTUS!

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    1. C-CS, A compliment of the highest order !

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  8. I'm late to the party, Kid. And if you don't have any cabinet positions available, I'll understand. I guess. But would you consider me for any Libyan ambassador post?

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    1. Blade: ooooh, baby! That Libyan post is a posh gig, no security is necessary. Or at least none that Hillary Clinton sees fit to assemble.

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    2. DeBlade, Not to worry. We're going to have a top level position for you that you can use to torture libtards to your heart's content.

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  9. POINT by POINT - PART ONE

    KID: Cancel all of barry's executive actions. ...

    FT: YUP!

    KID: Delete the federal dept of education

    FT: YOU BET!

    KID: Hell - delete all federal departments that are not directly associated with National Defense or Health or Science. Space Exploration? Screw that beyond space weaponry. ...

    FT: Disagree. Space Exploration is part of "Science," and we have learned many valuable things about the human body and what it can withstand that have led to important medical advances –– or so I've been told.

    KID: The EPA will be severely declawed. The EPA will have to petition Congress for any action it intends to take ...

    FT: Hear! Hear! The EPA appears to have been designed primarily to curb and eventually to destroy Private Property Rights, and as such should ABOLISHED. "EPA" is like CLIMATE CHANGE THEORY in this regard –– a Socialist HOAX designed to limit or destroy FREEDOM.

    KID: I will write an Executive Order requiring members of Congress to be subject to any laws that they write ...

    FT: Okay with me, but I think they already are. At least if you believe SNOPES. ;-)

    KID: (Your idea here)

    FT: Abolish the IRS. That ALONE should clip the wings of government so severely that more than half the useless bureaucrats in D.C. would be sent packing and have to find REAL jobs for themselves.

    (CONTINUED)

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  10. POINT by POINT - PART TWO


    KID: Inform the moslems they are considered a national security threat and their mosques are open season for inspection at any time as well as their homes, Declare islam a a political insurgency not a religion, and therefore not subject to tax free or special status of any kind

    FT: I'd go MUCH farther than that. I would make it ILLEGAL to practice Islam here at ALL, and force all its adherents (and defenders ) to move their sorry asses to a Middle Eastern of African hellhole of their choice. Taxpayers should gladly foot the bill for the mass deportations. Anyone who argues against this, should be deported too. };-)>

    KID: That women without any visible means of support who have children will be steralized after their first child, which will be put up for adoption and they sent to jail for gross child abuse

    FT: I'm for mandatory sterilization of single women who insist on bearing illegitimate children, UNLESS they have the means to support and educate their children properly. I'm liberal enough to allow them TWO "mistakes," before dragging them in to have their tubes tied. I would NOT put up ALL these kids for adoption, because SOME of these women honestly love their children and are capable of being good mothers. The issue should be resolved on a case by case basis.

    KID; That able bodied individuals have 3 months to find gainful employment because we will no longer pay them to sit on their ass smoking weed and buying 22 inch chrome wheels with spinners for their escalades instead of food for their children

    FT: Hear Hear! YES!!!

    KID: Make it mandatory that all schools teach a patriotic, critical thinking themed curriculum which would require anyone favoring a system such as socialism to put forth an honest thesis of how socialism has made anyone's life better anywhere. (That's gonna solve a bunch right there) Ditto any Non-Capitalist/American meme

    FT: Okay by me, BUT there will be one hell of a row over what it means to be"'patriotic," I can guarantee that.

    KID: Require all graduates to understand and express why PC and multiculturalism is a cancer upon society

    FT: Just declare all "Hate Speech" laws and "Speech Codes" NULL and VOID, and LET people call each other names. I'm a Sticks and Stones man, myself, and don't believe PUBLIC speech should be restricted at ALL.

    KID: Cancel barry soetoro's and the clinton's government retirement money and personal security on the basis of impeachment for the clintons and treason for the obama's. (Thanks Mustang for this last one)

    FT: NAH! "Vengeance belongs to God." Let 'em keep their ill gotten gains. Just make sure they –– and the imbeciles who've supported them–– are BOUND and GAGGED when it comes to participation in the political process.

    ADDITIONAL SUGGESTIONS by FT:

    1. ABOLISH GERRYMANDERING, and impose a simple GRID PATTERN, and let the chips fall where they may.

    2. LIMIT POLITICAL CAMPAIGNING to no more than THREE MONTHS before any election

    3. LIMIT the TENURE of SUPREME COURT JUSTICES to NO MORE THAN TEN YEARS.

    4. Make ALL really important LIFE-CHANGING GOVERNMENT PROPOSALSsuch as Obamacare subject to a REFERENDUM.

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  11. FT, Excellent suggestions. I went hard line on some of these and agree your softened strategy on some of them like the single baby maker. (I shoot for a hundred then I am satisfied when I get 80)

    One correction - Congress is not subject to obamacare. I feel sure they are excluded from other laws they pass on us too but am too lazy to go in search of.

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    1. Thank you, Kid. I heard some congress critters deny this on TV, but we know they can never be trusted to tell a straight story, don't we?

      Hell, you HAVE to lie to survive in politics, because THE PUBLIC CANNOT TOLERATE hearing the TRUTH.

      Said, ain't it?

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    2. FT, Lie? On the one hand (politicians who only care about themselves) I agree, Otoh, pump the truth out and damn the torpedoes and maybe some good will come of it.

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    3. One would hope, Kid. Trouble is at bottom MOST people care only about themselves and their families (maybe the latter, I'm not sure anymore.) That's human nature. Few see themselves as part of The Big Picture –– as your frequent expeditions into Outer Space often remind us we are. I respect you a great deal for that.

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    4. HEY! I keep forgetting to tell you my last suggestion, which belongs as #5 in the list above:

      5. FREEDOM of ASSOCIATION. This should mean that PRIVATE ORGANIZATIONS of ANY KIND should retain the legal right to EXCLUDE ANYONE for ANY REASON WHATSOEVER, if that's what they WANT to do.

      Men's Clubs, Women's Clubs, all-Male high schools and colleges, all-Female high schools and colleges. All co-educatgioinal high schools and colleges, All-White clubs, all-Christian clubs, All-Negro clubs, All-Asian Clubs, All-Hispanic Clubs, all-Jewish Clubs and clubs that choose to MIX any or All of these elements should be permitted to function WITHOUT INTERFERENCE from the GEE DEE GOVERNMENT.

      EMPLOYERS in PRIVATE COMPANIES should retain the LEGAL RIGHT to CHOOSE their employees WITHOUT being FORCED to SUBMIT to any sort of AFFIRMATIVE ACTION policies.

      The ARMED SERViCES should NEVER be used for EXPERIMENTS in SOCIAL ENGINEERING. PERIOD!

      Anything you want to add to that? Please GO RIGHT AHEAD.

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    5. Ft, Thank you so much for that. I do feel a responsibility to be part of the solution in any context I can think of.

      Freedom of association. Yes, Like the Augusta National Golf Club. It was a Men's club. Are they saying they are willing to give up purely female womnen's clubs? Hell no. So retarded. Fricken retards

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    6. As far as Affirmative action, and the whole Diversity mandate, It is all designed to be destructive to the practice of Excellence. When you eliminate Excellence from being possible, you have done incredible damage to your enemy.

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    7. Yes, sir, Kid! I'm a "Water Seeks Its Own Level," "Cream Rise to the Top," and a "Let the Chips Fall Where They May" kind of guy.

      It ought to be obvious by now that whenever human beings try to interfere or monkey around with the Laws of Nature, things tend to get worse and worse.

      Does that mean I am anti-Progress?

      Hell no. I really LIKE flush toilets, central heating and air-conditioning, and electric light, and motorized transportation, –– at least as it USED to be ––. but feel we've made a great big ugly trap for ourselves with the technology that's come upon us in the past fifty years, –– and the idea of increasingly powerful ROBOTIZATION is frankly TERRIFYING.

      Technology is ANTI-NATURE. It is bringing about the DEATH of PRIVACY - AUTONOMY - INDIVIDUALITY = FREEDOM of CHOICE. It's even working hard to substitute VIRTUAL SEX for the REAL thing. How sick is that?

      All these things are pandering to a frankly sinful desire to be as LAZY and IRRESPONSIBLE as possible. As a result we have been growing WEAKER, STUPIDER, LESS AMBITIOUS, LESS CREATIVE and MORE HOSTILE to ONE ANOTHER.

      LEGISLATION won't solve it, of course. We must get back to using our INNER RESOURCES and shun all forms of GROUPTHINK. Not easy, but necessary, if our species is to survive.

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    8. FT, As I said to some kids recently who think "Things have never been better" - The technology is fantastic, the people are Fkd.

      Nothing will change until the masses feel enough pain to force them out of their stupor.

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    9. Kid @ FT,
      Nothing will change until the masses feel enough pain to force them out of their stupor.

      Let's see if their iPhones shovel this sh*t falling out of the sky for the past 24 hours.

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  12. Ok..OK...I get it. You as POTUS, Mustang as Sec of Defense or on the Joint Chiefs....where do I fit in? Ahhhhhhhhhh...flying AF 1 for you or stick with the B1 to use over DC?

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    1. IMP, No, Top Level my friend. I'm thinking Sec of Defense, or SECNAV, Maybe DHS Chief. Maybe Immigration head - whatever the hell that acronym is :)

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    2. Nah..I have no desire to get my hands dirty on mestizo, illegal parasites.

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  13. See, this happens ever time we have a meeting; you offer Imp a great gig, and then he refuses to play because it wasn't high enough or doesn't pay enough. I say make him Secretary of the Treasury and if he refuses, have him placed in a Moslem bordello for six months.

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    1. Moslem bordello? He might like that. Especially with the belly dancers. I must confess to being fairly entertained myself !

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    2. Ya think? Most of those Moslem babes have a healthy start on a mustache; their eyebrows grow together over their too-large noses, and they never wash. Perfume doesn't begin to cover the BO.

      No thanks!

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    3. @Mustang...well in all honesty I was offended. But given the threatening alternatives I feel I have no choice....mooslem bordello? Jeeves...my gun please.

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    4. IMP, Well, I hope you liked the belly dancer.

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  14. Where is the article on "DORADUS," Kid? The picture's been up for a couple of days, but no new article shows here. What gives, Kid? I've had to give up my blog, because Blogger will no longer accept my browser –– damn their souls. We installed a new browser, but it didn't "take." Hope nothing like that has happened ti you?

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  15. Have electronic manipulation and malfunction killed YOUR blog too, Kid? The "signs" tell us you posted a new article a couple of days ago, but it hasn't appeared. No one is writing in this space anymore either, so naturally I'm curious, especially since Blogger locked me out of the controls at my blog three weeks ago, and there is NO WAY I can get back in. Cyberspace is an EEEEEEEEERIE place.

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    1. FT, Well I think I'm still good. I tried to create a post with a picture in it and cause the picture to be a link, and it was not cooperating. It was late, so I just gave up on it. Since I've been a combination of busy and not very creative. So - I'll be back.

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    2. According to the Blogger Help Forum, some kind of incompatibility between Safari and Blogger has reared its ugly head. The problem has been going on for weeks now!

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    3. AOW, Thank you. I'm using Firefox for the blog currently. If I can't get it back to normal, I'll try Chrome. Thanks much :)

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    4. Kid,
      I'm using Firefox, but I don't have a Mac. The problem seems to be with Safari per se.

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    5. I thought the same thing... glad to hear its just Kid's cluelessness :)

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    1. Thank YOU, always, Kid. I look forward to seeing whatever you post in the future. Glad to know you're not having the same trouble I am with Blogger.

      Meanwhile, everything keeps circling the drain –– or so it appears. Hope I'm wrong.

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    2. FT, I look at "news" pages a lot at work during slow times and based on that there is a lot of circling going on.

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  17. I’ve read on so many Bleeding Heart Liberal’s blogs that Donald Trump is a “Pussy” for not going on the debate show because of Megyn Kelly being one of the Hosts.
    If that’s the case then why isn’t anyone (everyone) calling obama a Pussy?

    In my opinion this will just make the Trump campaign all the more aggressive. Meanwhile, a very tired Hillary campaign is Schlepping along, coughing and hacking,and going to the bathroom and doing whatever it takes not to answer any of the tough questions.... yet these same Bleeding Heart Liberal’s have NOTHING to say about that!

    And have people forgotten when Ms. Corrupt Cankles refused to debate on FOX in 2008?
    Where is your consistency you political hacks?
    Guess this just goes to show what HYPOCRITES the lefties are.

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  18. Donald, Well, the demopcraps toss out insults and charges that they are all very guilty of. The media carries their water so it remains a one way street. Example. obama has committed something on a daily basis much more serious than watergate, yet, all these knuckle dragging media communists still bring up Nixon.

    I think this goes to Trumps benefit. His support is based on Non-PC, anti-establishment, Not submitting to this sort of crap, and thumbing his nose at everything he doesn't like. That is the Perception of Mr Trump at this stage anyway.

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  19. Hillary Clinton is a lying, lecherous Leftists who cannot be trusted.
    In fact here is a list of things that I trust more than Hillary!

    Drinking Mexican tap water
    A rattlesnake with a pet me sign
    Bill Clinton
    OJ Simpson showing me his knife collection
    An elevator ride with Ray Rice
    A drink offered by Bill Cosby
    Michael Jackson’s doctor
    An Obama nuclear deal with Iran
    A Palestinian with a backpack on a motorcycle
    Gas station sushi
    Jimmy Carter’s economic plan
    Brian Williams’ news reports
    Loch Ness monster sightings
    Prayers for peace from Al Sharpton
    An Obama endorsement
    Rosie O showing restraint at an all-you-can-eat buffet
    German co-pilots
    Nigerian lottos wins
    The $35,000,000 arab shiek who keeps sending me emails
    Mexican building codes
    Duke strippers
    Chicago governors

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